Top 100 Am I Stupid Quotes

#1. Do not be disingenuous with me, Colonel Graff. Americans are quite apt at playing stupid when they choose to, but I am not to be deceived.

Orson Scott Card

Am I Stupid Quotes #8055
#2. Sometimes I feel so stupid and dull and uncreative that I am amazed when people tell me differently.

Sylvia Plath

Am I Stupid Quotes #11382
#3. I am against censorship. I don't think there is anything more stupid than censorship.

Nelson Algren

Am I Stupid Quotes #14724
#4. If I can make a dollar, I certainly am not stupid.

Caitlyn Jenner

Am I Stupid Quotes #22228
#5. If I am still doing what I'm doing and I still have respect in this town, haven't done anything completely and utterly stupid, then I'll be happy with myself.

Jeremy London

Am I Stupid Quotes #33104
#6. It's such a stupid question, in my opinion. I mean, how do you know what you're going to do till you do it? The answer is, you don't. I think I am, but how do I know? I swear it's a stupid question.

J.D. Salinger

Am I Stupid Quotes #33326
#7. What if . . . What if I am stupid? Like people say?

Svetlana Chmakova

Am I Stupid Quotes #46684
#8. It would be stupid for me to attempt to return to Society without basic reconnaissance."
"That is a term usually reserved for military conflict."
She raised a brow. "It is London in season. You think I am not at war?

Sarah MacLean

Am I Stupid Quotes #67906
#9. In America everyone plays bang ball, eight ball, nine ball, that kind of stupid crap, but in Canada and Europe they play snooker which is a much more skillful game and I enjoy that. I play pool now with friends, if we go to a bar we will play, but I am nowhere near as good as I once was.

Daniel Negreanu

Am I Stupid Quotes #83153
#10. His eyes ignited into a color found only in the heart of the sun. 'Yes?'
'Yes, already. I'll marry you. Yes. Hell, yes. What am I, stupid?

Rachel Caine

Am I Stupid Quotes #100767
#11. I am helpless.
I am stupid, and all I do is want and need things.
My tiny life. My little shit job. My Swedish furniture. I never, no, never told anyone this, but before I met Tyler, I was planning to buy a dog and name it "Entourage."
This is how bad your life can get.

Chuck Palahniuk

Am I Stupid Quotes #107406
#12. I am committed to curbing the influence of money in our political system.

William J. Clinton

Am I Stupid Quotes #151267
#13. Life has taught me to release my ears from hearing negativity, destructive remarks, false rumors and stupid ways. I learn to open my eyes and my mind to think ahead of my life, to learn more of who I am.

Auliq Ice

Am I Stupid Quotes #176797
#14. A year at the breast is quite enough; children who are suckled longer are said to grow stupid, and I am all for popular sayings.

Honore De Balzac

Am I Stupid Quotes #181469
#15. I smile quietly. She is with me all the time. I feel stupid now, for not seeing it sooner. But hey, at least we'll have this strange story to tell, love and death and blood and daddy-issues. And holy crap, I am a psychiatrist's wet dream.- Cas Lowood, Anna Dressed in Blood

Kendare Blake

Am I Stupid Quotes #184582
#16. Johannes had once said that violence and cruelty were just a stupid person's way of making himself felt, because it was easer to use your hands to strike a blow than to use your brain to find a logical and just solution to the problem.

Anne Holm

Am I Stupid Quotes #186302
#17. Every now and then, something so profound comes out of your mouth that I am convinced you have to be consistently stupid on purpose.

A.D. Blackburn

Am I Stupid Quotes #188894
#18. You are familiar with World War 2?"
"Of course I am. I'm dead, not stupid.

Donna Augustine

Am I Stupid Quotes #191796
#19. If we all learnt cat-speak, we would often find they are saying, "You stupid human, I am trying to tell you something important right now!

Leah Broadby

Am I Stupid Quotes #193684
#20. If I am feeling stupid, angry, jealous, or humiliated, I bring total awareness and acknowledgment to those feelings. I admit my failures and own them. Then I usually start laughing as I realize how small and inconsequential I really am and also how ridiculous my problems are!

Sharon Salzberg

Am I Stupid Quotes #195329
#21. If I am just as stupid when I am twenty as I was when I was two, if I am just as stupid when I am a hundred as I was when I was fifty, then I am not doing my job. I am occupying space and time to no purpose, and I might just as well have been a lump of rock.

Robert Silverberg

Am I Stupid Quotes #235682
#22. You suck, surprising no one!!!! If bad was a boot, you'd fit it!!!! You're a stupid poo-poo head! I had sexual relations with your mother! Your mother was not that good in bed! You, sir, are a wretched soul! I am rubber, you are glue!

Bryan Lee O'Malley

Am I Stupid Quotes #236459
#23. I am proud of being a Southerner. I wasn't about to let Southerners on my show be stupid or aw-shuckses who just sit on the front porch and spit in the yard. I wasn't about to do that, and I made that very clear from the start. I was kind of the gate-keeper on that stuff.

Andy Griffith

Am I Stupid Quotes #262310
#24. I truly believe I am not afraid of death. What I shrink from, I believe, is the shame of dying as stupid and befuddled as I am.

J.M. Coetzee

Am I Stupid Quotes #264524
#25. I had been proud of my awareness, aware of my pride, and proud of that awareness again. It went on like this: How clever I am that I know I am so stupid, how stupid I am to think that I am clever, and how clever I am that I am aware of my stupidity, etc.

Janwillem Van De Wetering

Am I Stupid Quotes #276565
#26. If the talents I was born with are the right ones, I may someday achieve my goal. If not, I may go through life being as stupid as I am now.

Eiji Yoshikawa

Am I Stupid Quotes #279075
#27. You see I kept asking myself then: why am I so stupid that if others are stupid - and I know they are - yet I won't be wiser?

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Am I Stupid Quotes #297289
#28. Once I was a stupid girl; now I am an angry woman.

Emma Donoghue

Am I Stupid Quotes #304522
#29. I am infected with your stupidity.

Ryan Dunn

Am I Stupid Quotes #310811
#30. I have a dream like everyone elses in this universe may have and i always ask myself 'Am i strong enough to face my destiny? Smart enough to face my problems? Brave enough to face my fears? And stupid enough to risk my life?' If it would be 'No' then, 'Disapointed' but if 'Yes' then, 'So be it'.

Russ

Am I Stupid Quotes #311589
#31. Every article I've read about myself always winds up concluding that I am not, in fact, completely stupid.

Amber Heard

Am I Stupid Quotes #324379
#32. I'm a staunch Independant. Every time I think I am a Republican, they do something greedy, and every time I think I am a Democrat, they go and do someting stupid.

Jay Leno

Am I Stupid Quotes #332670
#33. I'm tired of the 'can't win against evil' way. I'm sorry, you cannot. They'll run you over. So that is my one big passion. 'Ten Stupid Things People Do to Let Evil Win' - that will be my next passion book. I am angry.

Laura Schlessinger

Am I Stupid Quotes #336447
#34. I think I am smart unless I am really, really in love, and then I am ridiculously stupid.

Taylor Swift

Am I Stupid Quotes #350904
#35. I believe in equality. Equality for everybody. No matter how stupid they are or how superior I am to them.

Steve Martin

Am I Stupid Quotes #351722
#36. Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

Dylan Moran

Am I Stupid Quotes #353213
#37. Simon-"From now on I will only adress people by nodding at them." Clary-"That's stupid why would you do that?" Simon-"Because it says that 'I am a badass, and I recognive that you too, are a badass

Cassandra Clare

Am I Stupid Quotes #361099
#38. You may be practical, but I am not foolish. Only a woman testing a man tells him not to bother." His eyes glinted. "It's a trap - to see if I'm stupid enough to believe your shameless lies.

Emma Alisyn

Am I Stupid Quotes #364337
#39. I am stupid. And kind. Which makes the biggest idiot in the world.

Markus Zusak

Am I Stupid Quotes #401207
#40. Four grabs a bar with each hand and pulls himself up, easy, like he's sitting up in bed. But he is not comfortable or natural here
every muscle in his arm stands out. it is a stupid thing for me to think when I am one hundred feet off the ground.

Veronica Roth

Am I Stupid Quotes #409633
#41. Milo turned to Glen. "What about you? Can I trust you not to do anything stupid?"
"I am a creature of the night," Glen whispered.
"That'll have to do," said Milo, and hurried out.

Derek Landy

Am I Stupid Quotes #451403
#42. Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not. Which is it, stupid?

Ellen DeGeneres

Am I Stupid Quotes #468701
#43. Murder me with bombs you poor lonely sod I will only build myself again and stronger. I am too stupid to know better I am a woman built on the wreckage of myself.

Chris Cleave

Am I Stupid Quotes #470350
#44. Experience has taught me that the Shepherd is far more willing to show His sheep the path than the sheep are to follow. He is endlessly merciful, patient, tender, and loving. If we, His stupid and wayward sheep, really want to be led, we will without fail be led. Of that I am sure.

Elisabeth Elliot

Am I Stupid Quotes #471060
#45. And don't you ever do anything like that again! I am the one who ends up in the stupid life-threatening situations. You are the levelheaded, responsible one in this relationship. Got it? This is how this whole thing works. We have to stick to our designated roles, or there is chaos!

Molly Harper

Am I Stupid Quotes #472782
#46. You're beautiful and wild and kind, and I can't stop thinking about you." A sunny, foolish smile breaks across his face. "It's wrong and stupid and wonderful, Zahra. I didn't mean for it to happen, but here I am. I love you.

Jessica Khoury

Am I Stupid Quotes #491527
#47. First of all, to defend my work, I had to believe that I am doing a totally silly, stupid, innocent comedy.

Milos Forman

Am I Stupid Quotes #496713
#48. Am I really so bad-mannered, conceited, headstrong, pushing, stupid, lazy, etc., etc., as they all say? Oh, of course not. I have my faults, just like everyone else, I kniw that, but they thoroughly exaggerate everything.

Anne Frank

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#49. See? Even dead she makes me a better whatever-the-hell it is I am. A less stupid person. A more considerate monster.

Richard Kadrey

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#50. Almost any difficulty will move in the face of honesty. When I am honest I never feel stupid. And when I am honest I am automatically humble.

Hugh Prather

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#51. And I am nothing if not a stupid, stupid man.

Paul Auster

Am I Stupid Quotes #526946
#52. And I am revealed for exactly what I am - a particularly stupid fish, moving from hook to hook, never learning my lesson

Victoria Aveyard

Am I Stupid Quotes #529774
#53. I wake up every morning, look in the mirror and ask, 'Am I a sex symbol?' Then I go back to bed again. It's stupid to think that way.

Antonio Banderas

Am I Stupid Quotes #537192
#54. I have to admit, I have a little sad addiction. I love watching on the E Channel that stupid show, The Girls Next Door. It's a very sad thing to say and I don't know how to explain it but I am addicted to Hugh Hefner's girlfriends and The Girls Next Door.

Julie Halston

Am I Stupid Quotes #542641
#55. Who am I to stop everybody just to tell my stupid story? It's presumptuous.

Brendan Benson

Am I Stupid Quotes #547275
#56. I have been clinically depressed for most of my life. I once used drugs to fix it. Then I stopped. I stopped because I decided they were making me stupid, and I'd rather be miserable than stupid. I am what I am.

Neal Stephenson

Am I Stupid Quotes #556765
#57. Fang! Come Back!" I started pulling his hair. Shaking his head and shoulders. Hard. "Wake up! Snap out of it! You stupid jerk! I am going to kill you if you die on me!

James Patterson

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#58. I am addicted to prescription pain medication.

Rush Limbaugh

Am I Stupid Quotes #563051
#59. You told me there wouldn't be any Rod Serling voice-overs, yet here I am in the middle of a Twilight Zone episode. Oh, and let me guess the title of it, Night of the Terminally Stupid! (Channon)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Am I Stupid Quotes #563404
#60. I punish myself more than anybody else does if I am stupid about my actions, and I suffer, really suffer.

Eartha Kitt

Am I Stupid Quotes #576110
#61. You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore.
I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk

Chuck Palahniuk

Am I Stupid Quotes #578314
#62. Great! I've written something stupid, but I haven't signed a contract with anyone to produce solely wise and perfect works. I gave vent to my stupidity ... and here I am, reborn.

Witold Gombrowicz

Am I Stupid Quotes #581696
#63. Generally, magicians don't know what to say, so they say stupid and redundant crap like, 'Here I am holding a red ball.'

Teller

Am I Stupid Quotes #601525
#64. I am sure of this: I am not crying. It is just that stupid drops of water that comes out of my eyes, now and then.

Saravana Kumar Murugan

Am I Stupid Quotes #609606
#65. Having plead guilty, I do not believe that I am any different than the vast majority of the members of Congress.

Dan Rostenkowski

Am I Stupid Quotes #622886
#66. I believe I am a person with unusual talents. I think I'd be a liar or stupid if I were to deny that.

Joshua Lederberg

Am I Stupid Quotes #629962
#67. I responded to this development with the kind of sophisticated language for which I am famous. Crap crap crap crap crap crap crap stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid crap.

John Green

Am I Stupid Quotes #638485
#68. No one was around to publicly shame me, but I am perfectly able to shame myself. And worse -- around myself it is not a matter of appearing to be stupid and heartless; instead I confirm to myself that I am definitively one or the other.

Heidi Julavits

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#69. Am I too late?" Caleb asked as he joined them. "Did he do something stupid?"
"Yeah. On both counts." Tristan stalked past Nick.

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Am I Stupid Quotes #652800
#70. What I like are films that take me seriously, that don't treat me as more stupid than I am.

Michael Haneke

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#71. If I'm in love I want to get married. That's how stupid I am.

Kathie Lee Gifford

Am I Stupid Quotes #708275
#72. It is the fool who declares 'I am ascending the summit,' while he's toddling around in the ditch.

Craig D. Lounsbrough

Am I Stupid Quotes #720552
#73. Yeah I am stupid, as a wiseman I don't think I am a clever, but as far I see stupid people count themselves as smart and clever.

Deyth Banger

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#74. A child of the new generation Refused to learn multiplication. He said 'Don't conclude That I'm stupid or rude; I am simply without motivation.'

Joel Henry Hildebrand

Am I Stupid Quotes #752860
#75. If I play a stupid girl and ask a stupid question, I've got to follow it through, what am I supposed to do, look intelligent?

Marilyn Monroe

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#76. You have to excuse me because I AM a teenager, so I'm allowed to sound illiterate and make stupid comments like 'I'm not into hard-core feminism.'

Christina Ricci

Am I Stupid Quotes #791114
#77. I swear to you, I am the cheapest drunk on the planet. It takes nothing to get me loopy and doing stupid stuff. Yeah. Some of you like that? Well ... like riding an electric floor buffer for a shot of tequila. Did it!

Bill Engvall

Am I Stupid Quotes #793494
#78. You know how stupid and weak I am: teach me and heal me.

Augustine Of Hippo

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#79. As soon as I accepted that I am this kind of writer and I happen to live here, and stopped going to meetings and stopped beating myself up because I wasn't making a ton of money writing for some stupid sitcom, I felt really at home.

Meghan Daum

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#80. It has thrown off its disguise as a meal and has revealed itself to me for what it is, a large dead bird. I'm eating a wing. It's the wing of a tame turkey, the stupidest bird in the world, so stupid it can't even fly any more. I am eating lost flight.

Margaret Atwood

Am I Stupid Quotes #805501
#81. Without the communist oppression, I am absolutely sure I would now be a local stupid professor of philosophy in Ljubljana.

ZIZEK

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#82. I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am.

Cormac McCarthy

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#83. Because our nation is stupid and Hollywood is coarse, there is no one to tell us of the deep and extraordinary beauty of older women. I now see them all around me and am filled with a fierce joy that one of them has come to live in my house.

Pat Conroy

Am I Stupid Quotes #820144
#84. I've made a lot of stupid action films in my life but I like stupid action films and am kind of proud of them.

Joel Silver

Am I Stupid Quotes #837527
#85. Am I about to feel really, really stupid?

Adam Savage

Am I Stupid Quotes #840197
#86. I did throw a lot of eggs into one basket, as you do in your teenage years - 'I am buying these records, I am wearing this'. I did quite a bit of that. You have to do it, wear your stupid shoes, wear your stupid hair.

Dylan Moran

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#87. I am not going to give you a number for it because it's not my business to do intelligent work.

Donald Rumsfeld

Am I Stupid Quotes #893241
#88. I like to think I'm not stupid often, tonight proves that when I am, I do it in a big way.

Lisa Renee Jones

Am I Stupid Quotes #894972
#89. So you have been paying attention."
"I'm not as stupid as you think I am."
"You have no idea how stupid I think you are, and honestly, we don't have time for that conversation."
Hadrian scowled.

Michael J. Sullivan

Am I Stupid Quotes #909130
#90. Gerard is an open-minded and passionate man. I am the opposite: stubborn and stupid. But sometimes stupid behaviour makes you win.

Arsene Wenger

Am I Stupid Quotes #918200
#91. I hope I am not too old to take it up seriously, nor too stupid about machines to qualify as a commercial pilot. I do not feel like spending the rest of my life writing books that no one will read. It is not as though I wanted to write them. *1937

Samuel Beckett

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#92. What I mean is, I still feel like me. It's not like I wake up and think, I am a responsible adult. I just look in the mirror and see myself. the same stupid person I've been looking at for years.

Eleanor Brown

Am I Stupid Quotes #928500
#93. As a driver I have come to believe that the person just in front of me and the person just behind me are always just about to do something really stupid. Tense is not the right word, but I am very hyper-aware of such things.

Jonathan Meades

Am I Stupid Quotes #935514
#94. It's not just that I'm stupid; it's that I'm just smart enough to know how stupid I am. I wish I weren't so stupid. Or that I were stupider.

John S. Hall

Am I Stupid Quotes #946319
#95. This is definitely it," he says. "The attack simulation serum, I mean. No question."
"It's always good to have another person verify," Matthew says.
I am standing with my brother in the hours before he dies. And he is analyzing serums. It's so stupid.

Veronica Roth

Am I Stupid Quotes #947621
#96. I'm all about unity and loving your neighbor ... If somebody told me when I was growing up that the music I was listening to was stupid, and I listened to them, I wouldn't be where I am today.

Drake Bell

Am I Stupid Quotes #949289
#97. She's everything I'm not. I'm comfortable with who I am, what I am, but when you come up against someone like that, it's a kick-in-the-butt reminder of what you're never going to be, never going to have. I don't like feeling inadequate or stupid.

Nora Roberts

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#98. Without a bellyful of liquor, all I am is a woman who cracks stupid jokes to make up for being shy.

Katie Crouch

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#99. Despite everything that has happened tonight, it's this stupid, basic fact that makes me feel like I am going to cry: He didn't deny that she was his girlfriend.

Lauren Oliver

Am I Stupid Quotes #995971
#100. Sometimes I have the most amazing moments of clarity. Razor sharp, crystal clear. It's at these times I can see how fucking stupid I am.

Tracey Emin

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