Top 100 Your Stupidity Quotes
#1. I think you impressed him with the sheer force of your stupidity.
Holly Black
#2. If your brains were dynamite there wouldn't be enough to blow your hat off.
Kurt Vonnegut
#3. A beggar's mistake harms no one but the beggar. A king's mistake, however, harms everyone but the king. Too often, the measure of power lies not in the number who obey your will, but in the number who suffer your stupidity.
R. Scott Bakker
#4. I don't want your stupidity, I can buy it and if I want it I will go and search it.
Deyth Banger
#5. I'm going. But before I do, let me congratulate all of you on your stupidity. (Fury)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#7. The truth is: Everyone will judge you. But this depends upon your intellectual capacity whether you are able to distinguish constructive criticism between an insult coming from other people's opinions about you.
Anonymous
#8. Johannes had once said that violence and cruelty were just a stupid person's way of making himself felt, because it was easer to use your hands to strike a blow than to use your brain to find a logical and just solution to the problem.
Anne Holm
#9. I recalled when I worked in the woods and the bars of Madras, Oregon. That short-haired joy and roughness America your stupidity. I could almost love you again.
Gary Snyder
#10. If your boss gets drunk and offers to photocopy her posterior, do not helpfully suggest pressing reduce 75%.
Scott Adams
#11. Bravery and Stupidity are the same thing, the outcome determines your label.
Hayden Sixx
#12. You're going to keep making these mistakes as long as you keep carrying your brain in the same scabbard with your sword, Lelldorin.
David Eddings
#13. I am infected with your stupidity.
Ryan Dunn
#14. Most of your heritage comes from your culture, stupidity is one of them.
M.F. Moonzajer
#15. In the background, while you crochet and golf and browse cat videos, science is fighting against your stupidity. No other human enterprise is fighting as hard, or at least not fighting and winning.
David McRaney
#16. An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture.
Christopher Moore
#17. You speak to me, in your own fashion, of a strange psychology which is able to reconcile the wonders of a master craftsmanship with aberrations due to unfathomable stupidity.
Jean-Henri Fabre
#18. I doubt you can understand the magnitude of the stupidity in your statement
Robert Jordan
#19. I don't have to tell you what your temper's like right now, do I? It's the scent of stupidity.
Veronica Rossi
#20. Huh," Uriel said. "You need to leave this room. Go out. Drink yourself into stupidity and burn out your liver or something.
Cecilia Robert
#21. Here's my philosophy. Adopt it, and you'll make it out alive. Every man for himself. You watch your own ass. Your con goes orange? You fall back to defensive position. No heroics. And no stupidity. Got it?
Eve Silver
#22. Appeal to all scholars of stupidity in the world. Come to Italy, this country has the highest rate of morons of the universe, especially among political, bureaucratic, judicial, religious, intellectual, artistic, and mass media members, so it is the best place to develop your own field research.
William C. Brown
#23. Never fight with Russian. On your every stratagem they answer unpredictable stupidity.
Otto Von Bismarck
#24. I swallowed, hoping my voice still worked. "You're - you're even uglier than your son," I taunted the Titan. "I can see where Atlas gets his stupidity from.
Rick Riordan
#25. You STUPID stupid girl. Honestly, you have done some stupid stupid things in your time, but this takes the biscuit of stupidity.
Louise Rennison
#26. Once the decision has been made, close your ear even to the best counter argument: sign of a strong character. Thus an occasional will to stupidity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
#27. No, I'm too busy trying to deflect your Power of Stupidity. But I don't think I'm strong enough.
Kami Garcia
#28. Pain is beyond reason, an obliterating giant stupidity to which all your history of jokes and nuance and ideas and caresses is nothing, simply nothing.
Glen Duncan
#29. to see failure not as a sign of stupidity but as lack of experience and skill. Your
Carol S. Dweck
#30. If you deliver an opinion at all, it is mere stupidity not to do it with an air of conviction and well-founded knowledge. You make it your own in uttering it, and naturally get fond of it.
George Eliot
#31. You are the cutting edge of a thirteen billion year old process of defining novelty. Your acts matter. Your thoughts matter. Your purpose? To add to the complexity. Your enemy? Disorder, entropy, stupidity, and tastelessness.
Terence McKenna
#33. Smartass Disciple: Master, where will you go after your soul leaves your body?
Master of Stupidity: What makes you think a soul will go elsewhere physically?
Toba Beta
#34. Q: Are you guys shooting a movie?
A: No. We're opening a mid-priced Italian restaurant.
Q: Huh?
A: Yes of course we're shooting a movie.
Q: What's the movie about?
A: It's a documentary about human stupidity.
Q: Can I be in your movie?
A: We'd be stupid not to put you in it.
Jesse Andrews
#35. Have the courage to have your wisdom regarded as stupidity. Be fools for Christ. And have the courage to suffer the contempt of the sophisticated world.
Antonin Scalia
#36. It is not vanity to know your own good points. It would just be stupidity if you didn't
L.M. Montgomery
#37. I'll start working on my anger issues when you start working on your stupidity problem
Whiteman
#38. Oh. Sorry about the muzzle. But it was necessary to protect you from your own stupidity. (Thorn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#39. I don't know what's worse, your stupidity or your low opinion of me.
Blake M. Petit
#40. You looked a little bit smarter when your stupidity lessened a lot.
Toba Beta
#41. The stupidity of gossips is that they become frightened when they see your face, and a little word from your mouth makes them vibrate like an electrocuted criminal.
Michael Bassey
#42. Only worry about your own happiness, which doesn't have to be limited by anyone else's stupidity unless you allow it to be.
James Altucher
#43. You are not entitled to your opinion. You are entitled to your informed opinion. No one is entitled to be ignorant.
Harlan Ellison
#44. Periodization isn't magic--you can't out-periodize your genetics, drug users, or stupidity.
Craig Cecil
#45. If a Stupidity can change your life, then why you need Maturity ? ..
Ritesh Rangare
#46. People should be allowed to do whatever they wish.' 'Then there will be chaos,' shouted Daksha. 'Your stupidity is even more apparent than your immoral values!
Amish Tripathi
#47. Bad sign when the thought of your x-girlfriend sends you reeling in a search for new adjectives to describe stupidity and thoughtlessness?
Dov Davidoff
#48. Holding your brain hostage against your own stupidity - that was how to get stuff done.
Brandon Sanderson
#49. It's not vanity to know your own good points. It would just be stupidity if you didn't; It's only vanity when you get puffed up about them.
L.M. Montgomery
#50. Smartass Disciple: Master, why do some people so stubborn and unruly ?
Master of Stupidity: Only when you want them do according to your wish.
Toba Beta
#51. If you let that sort of thing go on, your bread and butter will be cut right out from under your feet.
Ernest Bevin
#52. An uneducated, half-brained serving boy with a hangover could make mock of you. I am left with no need to exert myself, and your very nature makes mockery of my mockery. And so it is that through sheer stupidity you make me look incompetent.
Brandon Sanderson
#53. I swear, your parents must've fed you kids stupidity for breakfast each day. It blows my mind how idiotic you all are.
Brittainy C. Cherry
#54. I am the harvest of man's stupidity. I am the fruit of the holocaust. I prayed like you to survive, but look at me now. It is over for us who are dead, but you must struggle, and will carry the memories all your life. People back home will wonder why you can't forget.
Eugene B. Sledge
#55. You can make your superhero a psychopath, you can draw gut-splattering violence, and you can call it a "graphic novel," but comic books are still incredibly stupid.
Bill Watterson
#57. Artificial intelligence is no match
for natural stupidity - Anonymous
Iain Clements
#58. I want your opinion on the best way to proceed. (Eli)
I'd start by killing your son and his crew of idiots before their stupidity spreads to anyone else and infects them. (Varyk)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#59. Smartass Disciple: Master, if you are so good, can you drive a car with your eyes closed?
Master of Stupidity: Thou shall not break the rules of drive safely.
Thou shall not tempt the police as well.
Toba Beta
#60. Smartass Disciple: Please teach me about the truth, master.
Master of Stupidity: Hmmm ... tell me about your sexperience!
Toba Beta
#61. If you are completely surrounded by the enemies, this proves that you are damn stupid in matters of making friends and such a stupidity, such a miserable clumsiness is your biggest enemy!
Mehmet Murat Ildan
#62. The most dangerous person ever to deceive is yourself, for in doing so you destroy your basis for honesty. Honesty is the foundation of intelligence, while dishonesty is the foundation of stupidity.
Orest Stocco
#63. Stupidity is letting your pride rob you of God's blessings.
Shannon L. Alder
#64. A decision made during a moment of weakness can ruin your life.
To date, I had made three.
Melika Dannese Lux
#65. Vik? You ready? (Devyn)
Your stupidity is what I live for, Captain. (Vik)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#66. As Albert Einstein once said to me: "Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity." But what is much more widespread than the actual stupidity is the playing stupid, turning off your ear, not listening, not seeing ... playing helpless.
Frederick Salomon Perls
#67. Though you can live for as much as you like, but your longevity is stupidity if you were leading a worthless life.
Michael Bassey Johnson
#69. I think we can rule out 'mixed brain dominance' as a cause of your poor performance at school, Charlie Brown" "Have you ruled out stupidity?" "Peanuts", Charles M
Charles M. Schulz
#70. It's possible to fight intolerance, stupidity and fanaticism when they come separately. When you get all three together it's probably wiser to get out, if only to preserve your sanity.
P.D. James
#71. But I applaud your audacity. Some would call it stupidity, but I now consider myself your friend and I will call it audacity just to spare your feelings.
Robert J. Crane
#72. If you really want your films to say something that you hope is unique, then patience and stamina, thick skin and a kind of stupidity, a mule-like stupidity, is what you really need.
Terry Gilliam
#73. If you can only remain pure in your stupidity, someday you may get a phone call from hell.
Charles Bukowski
#74. On every commercial flight, the traveler is told, "Your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device". The question is, why doesn't the plane just become a boat?
Sam Ewing
#75. You've got another problem. Like most white trash, you're disrespectful to your betters and proud of your stupidity and ignorance.
James Lee Burke
#76. Perhaps the way to succeed is to think of life on Earth as a colossal joke, a creation of such immense stupidity that the only way to live is to laugh until you think your heart will break.
Meg Rosoff
#77. He said: "It's possible to fight intolerance, stupidity and fanaticism when they come separately. When you get all three together it's probably wiser to get out, if only to preserve your sanity." They
P.D. James
#78. Why you keep telling me to be careful, Old man ?
Your stupidity doesn't deserve my sacrifice, Kiddo.
Toba Beta
#79. Fine, than I will not have to blame you for killing my friends with your stupidity. -Haymitch
Suzanne Collins
#80. Sometimes, things are more embarrassing when you're alone. I guess when no one's around to hear your stupidity, you're forced to bear the brunt of it.
David Arnold
#81. Innocence can be redefined and called stupidity. Honesty can be called gullibility. Candor becomes lack of common sense. Interest in your work can be called cowardice. Generosity can be called soft-headedness, and observe : the former is disturbing
Abraham Maslow
#82. Many short follies - that is called love by you. And your marriage putteth an end to many short follies, with one long stupidity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
#83. I make no promises and bear no liability for your lunacy, her clumsiness or any injury my unfortunate luck, uncharacteristic ineptitude or continual stupidity may cause.
Chayden
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#84. Doubting everything is a sign of wisdom; speaking your doubts is mere stupidity.
Majid Kazmi
#85. Anger is stupid, and stupidity will kill you more surely than your opponent's blade.
Patricia Briggs
#86. If I have to chain you to a fucking wall to protect you from your own stupidity, I will!
Wrists. Beam. Chained already Barrons. Come up with a new threat.
Karen Marie Moning
#87. Crashing is never funny, but sometimes you can jump up, laugh at your stupidity, and go, 'What the hell was that?'
Jens Voigt
#88. Embellishing a story for whatever reason proves you're a liar. Doing it in front of someone who knows the truth proves your stupidity.
D.S. Mixell
#89. The best humor is offered up by the stupidity of your opponents.
Barney Frank
#90. Not stupid. Overly trusting, maybe, but that reflects on his lack of trustworthiness, not on your intelligence.
Tammara Webber
#91. Remember, changing someone's hang-ups is an easier task if stays in the realm of sex because the carrot at the end of this trip is - SEX! It's not so easy to change other aspects of a man's personality because the rewards aren't as apparent and you can't exactly screw the stupid out of someone.
Roberto Hogue
#92. Many brief follies
that is what you call love. And your marriage puts an end to many brief follies, with a single long stupidity.
Friedrich Nietzsche
#94. You even called me stupid in your verse, and I'm almost agreeing, for where stupidity is involved, you are quite an expert, friend.
Franz Grillparzer
#95. Smartass Disciple: Master, can you trust this bank to keep your money safe?
Master of Stupidity: Well, I can put a bit less distrust on this bank than others.
Toba Beta
#96. When you complain you advertise your stupidity.
Yehuda Ashlag
#97. These thrill seeker people doing extreme sports ... they have a hideous accident, go through agonizing recovery, and then go back to that activity that nearly killed them ... that's not facing your fear, that's embracing your stupidity.
Kelli Jae Baeli
#98. I'm sure there have been a lot of boys I've chased over the years that has been fueled by alcohol and stupidity. But that's kind of how things happen - sometimes you have to do something really stupid, and sometimes it works out, and sometimes you fall flat on your face.
Noel Wells
#99. If you are mesmerized by televised stupidity, and don't get to hear or read stories about your world, you can be fooled into thinking that the world isn't miraculous
and it is.
Anne Lamott
#100. Do you have a shoulder to cry on?
Someone who would listen to your deepest woes without judging you?
Or is it just you and the image in the mirror?
Sanhita Baruah
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