Top 100 Your My Headache Quotes
#1. When I first started playing football, a headache was called a 'headache.' And now it's called 'a concussion.'
Junior Seau
#2. Some people spend the day in complaining of a headache, and the night in drinking the wine that gives it.
Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe
#3. Revolutionary ideas may be wonderful, but revolutions are nasty. You can't cure a headache by cutting off the patients head.
Joel Shepherd
#4. I didn't want the headache of having a publisher reviewing everything I wrote in advance.
Mark Millar
#5. Never forget that there are only two philosophies to rule your life: the one of the cross, which starts with the fast and ends with the feast. The other of Satan, which starts with the feast and ends with the headache.
Fulton J. Sheen
#6. If it had been touch, it might have been pressure-not an uncomfortable pressure, but one that swept away all the pain of her headache. Like a river rushing through her mind, clearing out everything stagnant and clotted and decayed.
L.J.Smith
#8. I wish you had a 'little missus' who could pet you as I used to pet papa when he had a headache. I should like to be your 'little missus' myself, poor dear! Good night-good night. God bless you!
Frances Hodgson Burnett
#9. The thing is, she sounds fucking beautiful and I want to tell her that so badly it's giving me a headache just thinking about it, but I don't because I can't lead her on.
Melyssa Winchester
#10. I am determined to have the headache Thursday, if I have to hit myself with a rock to do it.
Patricia C. Wrede
#11. That freedom of writing you don't get in other formats, I'd rather leave it to someone else to deal with the headache of drafting my book into a screenplay.
Ashwin Sanghi
#12. Take care of your husband and do your "homework." For every headache you have there will be a women out there with an aspirin in her purse.
Jane Jenkins Herlong
#13. Sometimes, I wonder where my place in this town called 'Hollywood' is - and that can give you a really dull headache.
Pierce Brosnan
#14. His most frequent ailment was the headache which he used to relieve by inhaling the steam of coffee.
Samuel Johnson
#15. The documents were in English - sort of - but the language was so convoluted that it was beginning to give her a headache. It made for even duller reading than her chemistry text.
Francine Pascal
#16. Measuring and laying out the room in advance can save you a lot of headaches.
David Bromstad
#17. At the house, the gathering broke up quickly. Sarai announced that she had a headache and needed to lie down. Without her to hold them together, the young nobles chose to go home. The gloss had been stripped from the afternoon.
Tamora Pierce
#18. If I wasn't a designer, I would love to be a doctor. That is my fantasy, my dream. A doctor will give you a tablet if you have a headache, and I will give you a dress, and we both make you feel good.
Alber Elbaz
#19. I don't take the movies seriously, and anyone who does is in for a headache.
Bette Davis
#20. It hurts to imagine stuff. It can give you a headache. Probably doesn't hurt physically, but it hurts mentally. But the more that you can do it, the more you're able to get out of it. Everybody has that capacity, but I don't think everyone develops it.
Stephen King
#21. I need to shop because generally, I really do style myself. It's easier to wear clothes that are true to who you are. But if it's a headache, I'll ask for help.
Cassie Ventura
#22. The reality is: a founder is someone who deals with a ton of different headaches and no one is universally super powered.
Reid Hoffman
#23. As Yazid, the tyrant of Karbala, never suffered even from a headache, people believed that he was blessed by Allah. But that was a misinterpretation. In reality, Allah had abandoned him completely. He wanted nothing to do with him.
Tehmina Durrani
#24. Readers in general are not fond of dialect, and I don't blame them. I've read books myself that I've had to put down because sounding out every speech gave me a headache.
Susanna Kearsley
#25. They would glue the wig to the front of my forehead, and after a while it would give me a headache.
Cesar Romero
#26. Laurent entered, an edge to his grace, like a leopard with a headache.
C.S. Pacat
#27. I do not envy the headache you will have when you awake. In the meantime, dream of large women.
Cary Elwes
#28. You Are My Drunkenness
You are my drunkenness ...
I did not sober up, as if I can do that;
I don't want to anyway.
I have a headache, my knees are full of scars
I am in mud all around
I struggle to walk towards your hesitant light.
Nazim Hikmet
#29. The acts of daily forbearance, the headache, or toothache, or heavy cold; the tiresome peculiarities of husband or wife, the broken glass ... all of these sufferings, small as they are, if accepted lovingly, are most pleasing to God's Goodness.
Francis De Sales
#30. Did you love well what you very soon left? Come home and take me in your arms and take away this stomach ache, headache, heartache.
Marilyn Hacker
#31. In California virtually everyone has had their teeth whitened. If they all smiled at once, they would give us a headache.
Garrison Keillor
#32. Nothing has ever been so painful or delicious as being so close to him and being unable to do anything about it: like eating ice cream so fast on a hot day you get a splitting headache.
Lauren Oliver
#33. Privilege is a headache, that you don't know that you don't have.
Ani DiFranco
#34. Her headache wouldn't budge no matter how she ODed on caffeine, but never call her a quitter.
Thea Harrison
#36. My agent gets 10 percent of everything I get, except the blinding headaches.
Fred Allen
#37. The only way to get through life is to laugh your way through it. You either have to laugh or cry. I prefer to laugh. Crying gives me a headache.
Marjorie Pay Hinckley
#38. The beer gave Penn a headache immediately; she blinked like a mermaid struck by sunshine.
Genie Frisbee
#39. As human beings are also animals, to manage one million animals gives me a headache.
Terry Gou
#40. Headaches were like birds. Starlings. They could be perfectly calm, then a single acorn could drop and send the entire flock to the sky.
Erika Swyler
#41. A guy complains of a headache. Another guy says, Do what I do. I put my head on my wife's bosom, and the headache goes away. The next day, the man says, Did you do what I told you to? Yes, I sure did. By the way, you have a nice house!
Henny Youngman
#42. How are you feeling?" Charlie asked, adding a small bottle of V-8 juice to the bedside table.
"Like I just sat through an entire Justin Bieber concert."
"Headache and nausea?
"And an overwhelming desire to die.
Tammy Blackwell
#43. His head .. it exploded. As if someone had scooped out his brains and put a hand grenade in his skull.
Stephen King
#44. I was cut out of The Doors. I was Okie Girl, a groupie. The powers that be thought that my character made Jim Morrison look too sleazy, if you can imagine. I saw the movie-it was so loud I had a headache for three days.
Jennifer Tilly
#45. It seemed terribly unfair to have a toothache and a headache and have to bear at the same time the heavy burden of Blackness.
Maya Angelou
#46. They sound like the philosophy of a man who, having a headache, beats himself on the head with a hammer so that he cannot feel the ache.
Alcoholics Anonymous
#47. People moan about drugs being tested on animals. I sort of think it depends innit. If the drug's aspirin and the monkey's got a headache, is it right?
Karl Pilkington
#48. [On her husband:] The other day he woke up with a headache. I felt sorry for him. I would like to help him but I can't. I told him so many times. When he jumps out of bed - it should be feet first.
Jean Carroll
#49. I like being a consumer. I'll do collabs with brands I like, only because I would like something free to wear. But I don't want people to dress like me, which is what you're asking when you create a brand. The fashion industry's just a super-duper headache.
Kid Cudi
#50. Do not undervalue the headache. While it is at its sharpest it seems a bad investment; but when relief begins, the unexpired remainder is worth $4 a minute.
Mark Twain
#52. Anxiety is secretive. He does not trust anyone, not even his friends, Worry, Terror, Doubt and Panic ... He likes to visit me late at night when I am alone and exhausted. I have never slept with him, but he kissed me on the forehead once, and I had a headache for two years ...
J. Ruth Gendler
#53. She seemed like the type of woman who'd help you forget about your headache by setting your bed on fire.
Tiffany Reisz
#54. I rubbed my head trying to fend off the headache I was sure this conversation would bring me.
Hilary Grossman
#55. His headache was still sitting over his right eye as if it had been nailed there.
Ian Fleming
#56. His head always felt about to ache, but never began to.
John Barth
#57. Oh, you mean I'm a homosexual! Of course I am, and heterosexual too, but what's that got to do with my headache?
Edna St. Vincent Millay
#58. Love was a bloody, fucking headache.
Anonymous
#59. I don't want to die now!" he yelled. "I've still got a headache! I don't want to go to heaven with a headache, I'd be all cross and wouldn't enjoy it!
Douglas Adams
#60. I'm very brave generally,' he went on in a low voice: 'only today I happen to have a headache.' (Tweedledum)
Lewis Carroll
#61. There is a constant suspicion that headache and giddiness are to be ascribed to philosophy, and hence all practising or making trial of virtue in the higher sense is absolutely stopped; for a man is always fancying that he is being made ill, and is in constant anxiety about the state of his body.
Plato
#62. It was far too cold. The second I got out I had this incredible headache, I'm just not used to it. The last time I saw snow was years and years ago.
Socrates
#63. You really want to get a headache? Try to understand Internet advertising.
Barry Diller
#64. Long weekends at festivals, short weeks at home, all summer long: now that is surely preferable to the immense cost and headache of the nuclear family holiday in the sun?
Tom Hodgkinson
#65. If I apply a magnetic pulse on salt water - that's your brains by the way - it'll generate electric currents, and the electric current in the brain can erase a migraine headache.
Robert Fischell
#66. My daughter is a real migraine sufferer; the minute she has a handful of Haribo sweets, she gets a headache. There's a connection between what the liver can't break down with what goes on to trigger a headache. You just have to be aware.
Sheherazade Goldsmith
#67. A friend understands what you're going through enough and can help you through it. A best friend Understands what you're going through too much and ,frankly, it's giving them a headache.
Rebecca Brown
#68. Even a casual reader of the financial pages knows that microcaps are a perennial headache for regulators and, above all, for investors because they have been prone to abuse by stock manipulators.
Gary Weiss
#69. If you have a headache every Monday morning when it is time for you to go to work, perhaps you're driving the wrong car, perhaps you're taking the wrong route, or you may be in the wrong line of work. Obviously, only you can figure out the message.
Christiane Northrup
#71. Many people who did not die right away came down with nausea, headache, diarrhea, malaise, and fever, which lasted several days. Doctors could not be certain whether some of these symptoms were the result of radiation or nervous shock.
John Hersey
#72. Unemployment is like a headache or a high temperature - unpleasant and exhausting but not carrying in itself any explanation of its cause.
William Beveridge
#73. Why don't you come with me?"
"Why? Where are you going?"
"Home. I've had enough. I hate England."
"Hate England?" It was too much to grasp, with a head full of searing headache.
Geraldine McCaughrean
#75. I'm in this business to make films, not get deluded by the system. The system is set up to give you a headache.
George Tillman Jr.
#76. Dubstep makes me feel confused and my headache get fixed, from chillstep I get sad - That's my story!
Deyth Banger
#77. I was crying when I was editing [Beacher] but I stopped all the screenings years ago because I had a headache but then I had seen it again ... Well I always cry at the same place, when they play that song "Wind Beneath My Wings". It gets you.
Garry Marshall
#78. You're mixing your metaphors. It gives me a headache.
Holly Black
#79. At least my headache was almost gone. I always deal better with emergencies when I'm not actively in pain.
Seanan McGuire
#80. At that comfortable tavern on Pontchartrain we had a bouillabaisse than which a better was never eaten at Marseilles; and not the least headache in the morning, I give you my word; on the contrary, you only wake with a sweet refreshing thirst for claret and water.
William Makepeace Thackeray
#81. This is a tremendous assest for the club, a tremendous headache lifted from our shoulders, really.
Elton John
#82. You give me things too," he said in a hushed voice as he bit off the cap.
"Like what?"
"A headache," his smile widened.
Leah Spiegel
#83. Holding on to anger, resentment and hurt only gives you tense muscles, a headache and a sore jaw from clenching your teeth. Forgiveness gives you back the laughter and the lightness in your life.
Joan Lunden
#84. I rub the weariness from my eyes and try to ignore my headache - I could use some rest.
Marie Lu
#85. I could never say in the morning, "I have a headache and cannot do thus and so". Headache or no headache, thus and so had to be done.
Eleanor Roosevelt
#86. Love is like wine. To sip is fine, but to empty the bottle is a headache.
Julio Iglesias
#87. Until you take your profession as passion, each and every activity looks as a headache
Vignesh S.V
#88. The truth, to the overwhelming majority of mankind, is indistinguishable from a headache.
Isaac Hooke
#89. If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
Samuel Butler
#90. Adrian!" Something inside of me burst. "Will you shut the hell up for five seconds?
Richelle Mead
#91. Don't you ever get a headache, with that halo hanging around your ears all the time
James Patterson
#92. I close my eyes, rub my thumb against the bridge of my nose to ward off the headache. Well, Rome wasn't built in a day.
Jodi Picoult
#93. Heavy booze is a big time vacation, but you come back with a headache.
Padgett Powell
#94. It was the old psychosomatic side-step. Everyone in my family dances it at every opportunity. You've given me a splitting headache! You've given me indigestion! You've given me crotch rot! You've given me auditory hallucinations! You've given me a heart attack! You've given me cancer!
Erica Jong
#95. She narrowed her eyes and concentrated on his mouth. Name. He wanted her name. She had to think about it for a second before she remembered. Great. She must have hit her head. Which, duh, explained the headache.
Larissa Ione
#96. I don't really wear perfume. I use Victoria's Secret sometimes. They have this Coconut Passion spray. But fragrances can give me a bit of a headache.
Kylie Jenner
#97. King Solomon, who said to his thousand wives, Who doesn't have a headache tonight? Never got a dinner!
Red Buttons
#98. The results of this survey are shocking and should be a wake-up call to men and women that drinking and smoking too much not only gives you a bad headache in the morning but can affect your ability to start a family.
Ann Robinson
#100. Normally seven minutes of another person's company was enough to give her a headache so she set things up to live as a recluse. She was perfectly content as long as people left her in peace. Unfortunately society was not very smart or understanding.
Stieg Larsson
