Top 100 Where's Quotes

#1. What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds, a parasite asks 'Where's my share?' A man creates, a parasite says 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents, a parasite says 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God ...

Andrew Ryan

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#2. If your work isn't exciting, doesn't stir the emotions, where's the challenge? Where's the progress if you always play it safe?

Michael Douglas

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#3. Where's Bennie?" Nydia said. Bennie was Sierra's best friend, and it wasn't like her to miss a practice. "She at some Super Saiyan dorkmeister overnight camp upstate for the week," Sierra said. "Learning how to make robots or computers or planets or something.

Daniel Jose Older

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#4. And that was it: infinite loop; no alt-tab out. You could force close, shut down the computer, start all over and run it again, and the game would still lock up and freeze at the same place. "Where's Popper?" No cheat code. Game over. There was no way past that moment.

Donna Tartt

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#5. The answer to the question, 'where's the drama?' is another question: 'what's the problem?

Billy Marshall Stoneking

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#6. Heavy Metal fans are buying Heavy Metal records, taking the records home, listening to the records and then blowing their heads off with shotguns? Where's the problem? That's an unemployment solution right there, folks! It's called natural selection.

Denis Leary

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#7. We have this idea for a 'Where's Wally' type thing, except in ours, you'd have to find the one living person hiding in among all the dismembered corpses while the chainsaw-wielding killer hunts him down. You know, for kids. - Donegan

Derek Landy

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#8. These things take time. If it's rushed then where's the good in goodbye?

P.B. Kerr

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#9. Every song I write is autobiographical and is about people, and that's one of the things that gets complicated. You have to decide where's your place as a songwriter.

Halsey

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#10. Tapping the screen, he waited for his brother-in-law to answer. "Hey, Sleeping Beauty." "Where's my drugs?" Rick laughed. "Now you sound like my patients.

Charlie Cochet

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#11. I lean back. "What the hell are you doing?"
"What do you mean?" she asks, innocently batting her eyelashes against the hot sun beaming down on us.
Is she kidding me?
"Where's you toungue?" I ask stupidly.
Her wet little eyebrows furrow. "In my mouth. Why, where's it supposed to be?

Simone Elkeles

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#12. Every father says the same thing: "Where's your mother?"

Bill Cosby

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#13. Where's the victory without opposition?--Joel

Rachael Wade

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#14. Where's the cannon?

J.K. Rowling

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#15. A where's honest

Stacia Kane

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#16. Skulduggery? Where's Skulduggery?"
"I'm here," Skulduggery said. "I was beginning to think you were lost to us."
Finbar's mouth twitched into a brief smile. "Sorry. You're not going to get rid of me so easily.

Derek Landy

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#17. I chop the broccoli into pieces with ZigZag Knife, sometimes I swallow some when Ma's not looking and she says, "Oh, no, where's that big bit gone?" but she's not really mad because raw things make us extra alive.

Emma Donoghue

Where's Quotes #1377686
#18. You can act truthfully or you can lie. You can reveal things about yourself or you can hide. Therefore, the audience recognizes something about themselves or they don't
You hope they don't leave the theatre thinking that was nice ... now where's the cab?'

Alan Rickman

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#19. There's a gate?" I ask, confused. "Why do we always climb the fence?"
He shoots me a sly grin. "You were in a dress the two times we've been here. Where's the fun in walking through a gate?

Colleen Hoover

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#20. I teach in a university, and I think about where's the place in that kind of educational institution for embodied knowledge? And how do we cultivate that? And how do we trust it? But

Krista Tippett

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#21. WHERE'S MY COW? ARE YOU MY COW?

Terry Pratchett

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#22. Where's the cyborg?" asked the guard. Iko snarled at him. "Bite me." He raised an eyebrow. "Tempt me.

Marissa Meyer

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#23. I said, "Where's all that delivering God's supposed to do?"
He snorted. "You're right, the only deliverance is the one we get for ourselves. The Lord doesn't have any hands and feet but ours."
"That doesn't say much for the Lord."
"It doesn't say much for us, either.

Sue Monk Kidd

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#24. Where is all your bravery now, Pet? No clawing, no hissing? Where's my though girl? - Caleb

C.J. Roberts

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#25. It's hard to imagine him angry without them. It must be like watching a game show by yourself, how calling out the answers feels silly and pointless. What is fury without witnesses? Where's the tension minus an audience to wonder what you'll do next?

Curtis Sittenfeld

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#26. What the hell could you do? I've never been arrested, I haven't taken drugs, I've had the same wife for 54 years where's anything of interest to people?

Stan Lee

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#27. Life is one big enigma. If you got to the bottom of it before the end of your lifetime, the rest of your life wouldn't be worth living, now would it? Where's the excitement in an existence with all the unknowns known?

Elle Casey

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#28. Where's Simon?" ... "Is he okay? Why isn't he here?" She glared at Derek. "Where'd you leave him?"
Passed out in an alley." Derek frowned in thought. "Not sure where, though ...

Kelley Armstrong

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#29. Peaches found herself wondering if Mary, a tiny brunette with an unprepossessing manner and less than 'stellar' work ethics, had to play Where's Waldo to find Steve's dick beneath his gigantic waistline.

A.T. Hicks

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#30. Where's the line, Sarah? What separates an informal effort from a rogue operation?" "Success," she countered. "And secrecy.

Matthew Palmer

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#31. Kipling: Where's your sense of humor?
Rebis: We're working on reconstructing it ...

Grant Morrison

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#32. Where's the glory in repeating what others have done?

Rick Riordan

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#33. Where's your sense of adventure, Sarah Bleeding Heart?

Pittacus Lore

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#34. THAT'S PATHETIC, YELENA," Dax complained. "An all-powerful Soulfinder who isn't all-powerful. Where's the fun in that?" He threw up his long thin arms in mock frustration.

"Sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not the one who attached the 'all-powerful' to the title.

Maria V. Snyder

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#35. Where's the lace?

Nalini Singh

Where's Quotes #1293774
#36. FALSTAFF
Where's Bardolph?
Page
He's gone into Smithfield to buy your worship a horse.
FALSTAFF
I bought him in Paul's, and he'll buy me a horse in
Smithfield: an' I could get me but a wife in the
stews, I were manned, horsed, and wived.

William Shakespeare

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#37. Holy hell," Shawn whispered, his eyes glued to Ziang's front. Particularly to what Ziang didn't have between his legs. "Dude, where's your dick?

M.A. Church

Where's Quotes #1273186
#38. I'm Bertie Byrd. I rent your house since you don't live here anymore." "Did you say Dirty Bird?" He laughed out loud. "Oh, that's a good one, Mr. Fortney. I never heard that one before. A real knee-slapper. Where's the key?

Dolores Wilson

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#39. He's not from here, that's the thing," Cub said.
"Just because he's the outsider, he has no say? Should we not read books, then, or listen to nobody outside this county? Where's that going to leave us?

Barbara Kingsolver

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#40. I remember you from the woods. Where's your sister?"
"She's busy. Sinning.

Dia Reeves

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#41. Where's the bit about Lazarus? he asked.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

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#42. There are moments when one can neither think nor feel, she thought, and if one can neithre feel nor think, where's one?

Virginia Woolf

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#43. Crawling out of the flophouse
I saw the mayor stealing my junk
I doth protest, citizen's arrest
Now my body's in his trunk
Where's the shadow government when you need it?
Where's the shadow government?
It's a bad, bad world!

They Might Be Giants

Where's Quotes #1246848
#44. Who shall I shoot? You choose. Now, listen very carefully: where's your coffee? You've got coffee, haven't you? C'mon, everyone's got coffee! Spill the beans!

Terry Pratchett

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#45. Where's the ice cream?"
"In the oven.

E.L. James

Where's Quotes #1232843
#46. What is with these guys?
Where's the thrill in watching snakes eat?
I certainly didn't thrill in watching humans eat.

Patrick Jennings

Where's Quotes #1209958
#47. First, you must light a middling fire under the cauldron."

"What's a middling fire?"

"Medium."

I searched the pot. "Where's the ignition switch?"

Bridget leaned in and whispered, "You use magic to start the fire.

Lowvee Cole

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#48. Where's my prince charming?
Who's going to rescue me when I need to be protected?

A.M. Willard

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#49. Where's your sense of adventure?"
"Off on a beach somewhere with your sanity?

Rachel Caine

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#50. Come on, hurry up, snailpaws," Toklo growled at Lusa. He poked her in the side with his nose. "Where's all that annoying early-morning cheerfulness you're usually so full of?"
"Well, maybe if you hadn't woken me up by dropping a fish on my head," Lusa protested, yawning.

Erin Hunter

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#51. Every night, I'm like, 'Where's the party?' and then it cuts to me on the couch with the remote control watching repeats of 'That '70s Show' and 'Boy Meets World.'

Jennifer Damiano

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#52. You push a button and it goes all over the world and on Sunday people are saying, 'Oh, I binge watched all 10 of them. Where's more?' and you go oh, the world has changed. It's not my dad walking to the television set and turning a knob to Ed Sullivan.

Jeffrey Tambor

Where's Quotes #1185058
#53. Where's your dad?"
"Gone. Where does he go, anyway?"
"He probably has work to do."
"Yeah, gotta go burn a bush for Moses.

Cynthia Hand

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#54. If I'm royalty, then where's my crown? Because I know of a small dark place I'd like to shove it right now.

Mara Valderran

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#55. Young people are often asked, 'What do you want to be when you grow up?' and given advice about how to lead meaningful adult lives, but where's the encouragement to lead meaningful lives right now?

Adora Svitak

Where's Quotes #969317
#56. I like a bit of fun myself. But not if you've got to pay for it. Where's the fun in that?

Jerome K. Jerome

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#57. I hope one day when I say I'm from Estonia, people don't say: 'What? Where's that?'

Carmen Kass

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#58. I often feel like I could fall off the face of the Earth. As long as 'Mama' was around, nobody would really miss me. People really think of her as an actual person. People all the time see me and ask, 'Where's Mama?' Like she should be with me.

Vicki Lawrence

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#59. He's showed him the left leg, then the right. Where's the ball, the defender asks? It's up his sleeve.

Clive Tyldesley

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#60. - Youth. Live life and enjoy while thou art still young.
- Huh? Where's it come from? Who said that?
- I did.

Yu Aida

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#61. another copy of the Unsuspecting Thief into the film show. She returned his smile. "Where's Mom?" Using his head, Mr. Hastings pointed to his wife in a heated debate with a tall sandy-haired man. Although his back was turned to Spencer, he looked vaguely familiar. From the

Jewel Amethyst

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#62. When everything goes without a hitch, where's the challenge, the opportunity to find out what you're made of?

Shania Twain

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#63. We talk about Hollywood being pro-labor, yet about 70% of our industry has been farmed out to Canada, meaning we are losing jobs like crazy. Where's organized labor asking how we can allow such a thing to happen?

Danny Aiello

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#64. Can't you just read the directions?"
"I could if I wasn't fueled by testosterone and stupidity, but where's the fun in that?

Robert Kirkman

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#65. I've known the panic of financial struggle. I didn't grow up with money at all, and my family has certainly known the panic of, 'Oh, gosh, where's the next bit of money coming from?'

Cate Blanchett

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#66. Maybe I could get used to this new gift-giving Daemon..'Thank you.'
He smiled in response.
'Where's ours?' Lesa quipped.
Daemon laughed. 'I'm only at the service of one person in particular.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

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#67. A blanket could be used to warn your enemy that you are coming - and that you are warm. Where's the cold war when you need it?

Jarod Kintz

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#68. Kavinsky," Gansey said evenly. "Where's Ronan?"
"Right here. WAKE UP, FUCKWEASEL, IT'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND!" Kavinsky said. "Sorry. He's totally pissed. Can I take a message?

Maggie Stiefvater

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#69. Holy shit! Where's a cell phone camera when you need one?

Simone Elkeles

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#70. Life is about the decisions we make to live passionately or passively.
Where's your passion?

Laura Castoro

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#71. I find it somewhat reassuring that I'm not the only one who feels like I should be running around shouting, Where's the script? Where's the script? If only I had a script I'd know what the freak I'm supposed to be doing.

Patricia Briggs

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#72. Nikki - "Where's Cole?"
Jack - "Playing with the ice machine."
I snorted.
Nikki - "I'm going to miss this side of Cole if he ever gets his memory back.

Brodi Ashton

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#73. What mental hospital have you escaped from?" She wanted to laugh, but he looked so serious. "Prove you're an alien. Rip off your disguise. Show me your antennae. Where's your union card?

Cheryl Sterling

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#74. Your coat is beautiful, but where's your brain?

Farid Al-Din Attar

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#75. Where's our man?" Holy shit, she'd just sounded like a total badass. She was tempted to sneak a peek at D and check if he was impressed, but she didn't dare risk it.

Elle Kennedy

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#76. Eternity's a terrible thought. I mean, where's it all going to end?

Tom Stoppard

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#77. Having gone through it all had changed our outlooks. You can't be as much of a bitch as you were before, you can't be as much as an egomaniac, you can't feel as much like the world owed you something, you can't be the 'where's mine?' guy.

Anthony Kiedis

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#78. I marched to the head Elf. "Where's the frog?

A.F. Stewart

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#79. Damn it all to Disneyland! Where's crap for brains?

Kim Harrison

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#80. We are Bears, We are not afraid of the Dark and Dangerous Woods!!!

From my New Storybook Where's the Soda Tub? Featuring New Toy Bears names Puddles, Patches and Polar Bear Ice.

Migdalia Torres

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#81. Where's the gold?" I demanded. "Don't make me unleash my sword's playlist.

Rick Riordan

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#82. The Princess and the Pea?" Gabrielle suggested.
"Not enough time," Kat said
"Where's Waldo?" Gabrielle went on.
"No." Hamish recoiled. "I am still not allowed back in Morocco.

Ally Carter

Where's Quotes #1148363
#83. Without the edge, [life's] boring ... If you're doing something that's definitely achievable with 100% odds of success, where's the draw in that?

Chris Guillebeau

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#84. For more and more of us, home has really less to do with a piece of soil than, you could say, with a piece of soul. If somebody suddenly asks me, 'Where's your home?' I think about my sweetheart or my closest friends or the songs that travel with me wherever I happen to be.

Pico Iyer

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#85. I was playing Where's Waldo last night, but I spotted you instead!

The Lexies

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#86. The king can drink the best of wine -So can I;And has enough when he would dine -So have I;And can not order rain or shine -Nor can I.Then where's the difference - let me see -Betwixt my lord the king and me?

Charles Mackay

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#87. I can't watch the news anymore. They have their priorities all out of whack. All I see is Natalee Holloway and Britney Spears and the war in Iraq. Where's the substantive news? Where's the Zach Braff coverage?

Zach Braff

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#88. Hungary to the upper left, upper left, Serbia to the lower left, lower left. Bosnia on the bottom, on the bottom. Slovenia to the top, to the top. And where's Croatia?" "Where? Where?" Jacob sung. "It's next to the Adriatic Sea, across from Italy!

J. Lynn

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#89. (on visiting the USSR after Stalin regime installed)
All right, I can see the broken eggs. Now where's this omelette of yours?

Panait Istrati

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#90. The question I always ask is: 'Where are all the women directors in America?' You know, where's the female Martin Scorsese, the female David Lynch?

Gillian Armstrong

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#91. Where's Dorothy?" Dad said.
"I don't know. She came in, took the money and went. I don't even know how she got in."
"What did she say?"
"She said "shush""
"And what did you say?"
"I shushed

Frank Cottrell Boyce

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#92. Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?

Rachel Hawkins

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#93. I don't understand it, sir. What's the point of trying to fix a world were in so briefly? Where's the meaning in all that work if it's just going to disappear? Without any warning?

Isaac Marion

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#94. It seemed that Dudley was struggling with concepts too difficult to put into words. After several moments of apparently painful internal struggle he said, "But where's he going to go?

J.K. Rowling

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#95. Dorian grunted, staring out at the forest. "Where's Sascha?"
"In the aerie."
"You left her alone?"
"As my mate would say- she's a cardinal, fully capable of protecting herself."
"So you left at least two others on watch."
"Of course I did.

Nalini Singh

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#96. Where's lover boy, huh? Still hanging on?

Suzanne Collins

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#97. Where's Agent Mulder when you need him?

R.M. Gilmore

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#98. Dean Martin's great-great-uncle, Ebenezer Martin, who said to Eli Whitney, I see the cotton, but where's the gin? Never got a dinner!

Red Buttons

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#99. What do you want? Where's the goddamn ice I ordered? Where's the booze? There's a war on, man! People are being killed!

Hunter S. Thompson

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#100. What's the best place to hide a car? In an airport long-term lot. Like where's the best place to hide a grain of sand? On the beach

Lee Child

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