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Top 100 Tomato Quotes

#1. Only a very bold country would mix vodka and clams. The cocktail, also known as the Bloody Caesar, was invented in 1969 by Canadian hero Walter Chell, who crushed fresh clams into tomato juice and added plenty of vodka. Americans can now take the easy route by buying Clamato off the shelf. - Author: Kerry Colburn
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#2. Tomato and lettuce-especially lettuce-is an abomination. - Author: Mimi Sheraton
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#3. I hate fussing about in the kitchen when I have people over to supper, so I make a rich beef stew cooked in wine with carrots, sundried tomato paste and chopped chorizo sausage. - Author: Deborah Moggach
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#4. That's one reason why today meeting in bars or in the neighborhood is far less common among LGBT couples than it used to be, and why nearly 70 percent of LGBT couples meet online. (BLT couples - bacon, lettuce, and tomato couples - are inanimate objects and are not engaging in romantic pursuits.) - Author: Aziz Ansari
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#5. At home, I make a large batch of tomato sauce and freeze it in meal-size portions in freezer bags. - Author: Joe Bastianich
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#6. Today a potato, a tomato, some wheat, lettuce, rice, a banana, and blueberries lost their lives for my sake. - Author: Gregg Krech
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#7. Will you dance for me? Let your breasts roam for a moment
I need to see how they dance.'
'Okay.' She danced, and as she danced, she tried to think of the most delicious salads she could imagine
with artichokes and sundried tomato and blue cheese dressing, and beets, lots of beets. - Author: Nicholson Baker
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#8. It took me all my life to learn how to salt a tomato. - Author: Eric Ripert
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#9. The proprietor of the grocery store on the corner was bidding a silent farewell to a tomato which even he, though a dauntless optimist, had been compelled to recognize as having outlived its utility. - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
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#10. The crooked little tomato branches, pulpy and pale as if made of cheap green paper, broke under the weight of so much fruit; there was something frantic in such fertility, a crying-out like that of children frantic to please. - Author: John Updike
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#11. When people tell you to walk a certain way, it's like not thinking of a purple tomato. You can't not do it. - Author: Helen Fisher
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#12. Glancing up at Jude, I found him looking at me, staring at me like he couldn't help it. Maybe that's because I could have updated my heritage status from Caucasian to Tomato Red. - Author: Nicole Williams
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#13. I found that when I went from Albany to Savannah, that I needed to put that white rice away, and I needed to turn that into Savannah red rice because they were big into that sausage, tomato-y, bell pepper-y rice mixture. - Author: Paula Deen
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#14. My mother heated Campbell's tomato soup and made grilled cheese sandwiches with Velveeta and we ate dinner and afterward watched Have Gun - Will Travel. - Author: William Kent Krueger
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#15. My father belonged to a commune, and the food was ghastly. My idea of food hell is the salad cream they'd pour all over bits of lettuce, cucumber and tomato. It was just disgusting. - Author: Marianne Faithfull
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#16. When you cut that eggplant up and you roast it in the oven and you make the tomato sauce and you put it on top, your soul is in that food, and there's something about that that can never be made by a company that has three million employees. - Author: Mario Batali
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#17. I used to obsess on critical reactions to my films, and it's really not a healthy way to live your life, so my new take on it is simply, 'I hope people like it!' I'm not going to be looking at the tomato meter for at least a year! I was very lucky on '50/50' that most critics really liked it. - Author: Jonathan Levine
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#18. Shouts of dismay rose as the red flesh splattered against the table. It was only a tomato, but one would think I was pulping a decaying heart by the noise the big, strong FIB officers were making. - Author: Kim Harrison
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#19. Give a lift to a tomato, you expect her to be nice, don't ya? After all, what kind of dames thumb rides, Sunday school teachers? - Author: Martin Goldsmith
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#20. I'm a tomato freak, but sometimes you have to get it in ketchup form for people to be able to open to tomatoes. - Author: Tori Amos
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#21. Don't you give me no rotten tomato," Dexter sang, "just 'cause to your crazy shit I
cannot relate-o. - Author: Sarah Dessen
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#22. Knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in a fruit salad. - Author: Brian O'Driscoll
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#23. Just because I am a chef doesn't mean I don't rely on fast recipes. Indeed, we all have moments when, pressed for time, we'll use a can of tuna and a tomato for a first course. It's a question of choosing the right recipes for the rest of the menu. - Author: Jacques Pepin
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#24. 1971 was the year of spaghetti.
In 1971 I cooked spaghetti to live, and lived to cook spaghetti. Steam rising from the pot was my pride and joy, tomato sauce bubbling up in the saucepan my one great hope in life ...
This is the story from the Year of Spaghetti, AD 1971. - Author: Haruki Murakami
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#25. You know, when you get your first asparagus, or your first acorn squash, or your first really good tomato of the season, those are the moments that define the cook's year. I get more excited by that than anything else. - Author: Mario Batali
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#26. When I was a kid and my mom made tomato soup, she would cut buttered toast into squares and float them on top of each bowl. - Author: Tom Douglas
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#27. My point, exactly. Those poor women are so malnourished, they can't think straight. Take my friend Sasha. Her idea of a three-course meal is a celery stick, a cherry tomato, and a laxative. She's killing herself to fit into these clothes. Women like me can't dress like that. - Author: Kerrelyn Sparks
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#28. Stock up your pantry and your freezer with things that aren't perishable: Your favorite jar of tomato sauce that lists 'tomato' as the first ingredient, lots of grains, olive oils, vinegars, tomato pastes, onions, shallots. When you go to the store, you only have to pick up meats and produce. - Author: Giada De Laurentiis
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#29. You wouldn't hurt a virgin, would you? Where do you think they get virgin olive oil, huh? Don't you think we're pathetic enough as it is? - Author: Italy
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#30. Clary stopped wondering about peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup and started wondering what would happen if she dumped the contents of the pot on Isabelle's head. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#31. It's difficult to think anything but pleasant thoughts while eating a homegrown tomato. - Author: Lewis Grizzard
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#32. The air outside was tomato-sweet and hickory-smoked, all at once delicious and strange. It automatically made her touch her tongue to her lips. - Author: Sarah Addison Allen
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#33. One event is an anomaly, two is a coincidence, and three a pattern. - Author: William Alexander
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#34. Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit - wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. - Author: Gena Showalter
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#35. Pamper a tomato, overfeed it, overwater it and you will get a Paris Hilton of a tomato. - Author: Nigel Slater
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#36. Today there are bars of light on the rug, but Muse Cat prefers his tomato box where he can dream in private ... - Author: John Geddes
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#37. I love the way he smelled whenever his head dipped close to hear what I was saying - like the sun striking th cheek of a tomato, or soap drying in the hood of a car. I loved the way his hand felt on my spine. I loved. - Author: Jodi Picoult
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#38. All law must be subjective; the soil knows how to take a seed and make a plant from it; it does not know whether it is making a tomato or a potato ... It knows how to create without knowing what It creates. - Author: Ernest Holmes
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#39. By the time we met up again, she'd be able to hand her reaction to me as a tidy package: a single square of lasagna in a sealed Tupperware container as opposed to a squalid kitchen with tomato sauce splattered on the counters. And I wouldn't have to be there while she got it in order. - Author: Curtis Sittenfeld
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#40. Well, got any relish?" "No, ma'am." "Tomato ketchup?" "No, ma'am." "And they call this a gormay paradise, - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#41. You don't do so well with marriage. I don't think you've begun to realize all there is for you to love. And I know you better than anyone & here's what I know about you: You have so much love to give! But I feel like you're all the time digging in the tomato bin, saying, Where are the apples? - Author: Elizabeth Berg
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#42. If I'd been hit with the same thing as Glenn, I probably had his doctor. The
thought seemed about right when Glenn shrank back in his chair with a guilty expression. The tomato, too, was in hiding somewhere. I didn't want to know where. I truly didn't. - Author: Kim Harrison
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#43. To grow a tomato or a pepper and prepare a meal from your labor and care is primordially satisfying. - Author: Nell Newman
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#44. While we're at it, why don't we add a third emotion to this list: lust. You are probably unaware that Linnaeus lumped the tomato into the same genus as the potato, a food with a reputation for its widespread availability and easy satisfaction of oral needs. - Author: Benson Bruno
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#45. This is America. I don't want a tomato picked by a Mexican. I want it picked by an American, then sliced by a Guatemalan and served by a Venezuelan in a spa where a Chilean gives me a Brazilian. - Author: Stephen Colbert
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#46. If you can't think like an onion or a carrot or a tomato, you may be a technician, but you won't understand what you're doing, and your dish will be flat. - Author: Eric Ripert
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#47. You say tomato, I say bourbon and coke. - Author: Drew Carey
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#48. A whole roasted lamb - stuffed with lamb sausages, organ and glandbreads, dried fruits and currants, tomato/garlic/onion mush, the entirety cardamomated, corianderized, cumined, cloved - was brought out on a spit, danced around. The carcassbearers were women, further gorgeous bursting Slavs, - Author: Joshua Cohen
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#49. I don't care what anybody says: Nothing is better than a tomato you grow. There's something about it that's different than a tomato you can buy. It's a great thing. - Author: Tom Vilsack
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#50. The raw tomato, devoured in the garden when freshly picked, is a horn of abundance of simple sensations, a radiating rush in one's mouth that brings with it every pleasure ... a tomato, an adventure. - Author: Muriel Barbery
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#51. So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda. - Author: John Steinbeck
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#52. I'm big on tomato mozzarella salad. That's my favorite all-time food. - Author: Jan Fields
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#53. Happy as a butterfly on a sunny day, I walked out of the pantry holding dry pasta and tomato sauce. - Author: Scarlett Dawn
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#54. She went to the open door and stood in it and looked out among the tomato vines and "jimpson" weeds that constituted the garden. No Tom. So she lifted up her voice at an angle calculated for distance and shouted: - Author: Mark Twain
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#55. The non-hybrids/heirlooms I grew equaled or out-yielded the hybrids in general, with far superior flavors and variety. - Author: Craig Lehoullier
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#56. This rubicund youth, with his blunt features, appeared for all the world to have a tomato instead of a head. - Author: Marcel Proust
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#57. You're the ketchup to my fries."

"Here we say tomato sauce and chips."

"Doesn't have quite the same ring. - Author: Lia Riley
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#58. They got how many trillions of dollars in gold and silver and jewelry and art and real estate and stained glass and they're passing the basket on Sunday so they can get the tomato farmers' donation? - Author: Ted Nugent
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#59. Warm, enticing scents were floating down, basil and oregano and tomato. It made Wes long for something, something he couldn't place. A happy childhood, a home. - Author: Sarah Addison Allen
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#60. I wonder if Luke would take a hit of tomato ketchup for me. I might ask him later. Just casually. - Author: Sophie Kinsella
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#61. Environmentalists blame the farmers for overdosing with pesticides, and the farmers blame the consumers for demanding blemish-free fruit. - Author: William Alexander
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#62. Gloria was sure she wanted but to read and dream and be fed tomato sandwiches and lemonades by some angelic servant - Author: F Scott Fitzgerald
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#63. I feel old and vulnerable. I now realise that I knew nothing and know nothing, but back when my career was beginning, I thought I was a man when, in fact, I was a dewy-eyed boy who'd not seen an avocado or eaten a tomato. - Author: James Nesbitt
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#64. My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Author: Katharine Hepburn
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#65. The whole world is drunk and we're just the cocktail of the moment. Someday soon, the world will wake up, down two aspirin with a glass of tomato juice, and wonder what the hell all the fuss was about. - Author: Dean Martin
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#66. My father was a tomato farmer. There is the phrase that says he or she worked their fingers to the bone, well, that's my dad. And he was a very good man. - Author: Sidney Poitier
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#67. It's uncomfortable for me, but at least they're bouquets. They're not bricks or tomatoes yet, although it's gonna feel nice to get that big, rotten tomato right in the face, just get it out of the way. - Author: John Fullbright
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#68. They were most peculiar. And they eat pizza pie." "For breakfast?" "No, for lunch and dinner. But it's not a pie at all, it's a kind of bread with tomato sauce and cheese on it." "Sounds dreadful. - Author: Bill Bryson
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#69. The tomato hides its griefs. Internal damage is hard to spot ... - Author: Julia Child
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#70. I am, apparently, Darth Sullivan," he said, lifting a corner of bread to stuff the tomato back in. "I understand that building things, Death Stars or otherwise, isn't my particular strength. - Author: Chloe Neill
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#71. The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot. - Author: Andre Breton
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#72. I love judging food by its smell and feel and taste. The healthiest tomato isn't always the perfect one that's been covered in pesticides. - Author: Sheherazade Goldsmith
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#73. She finished just after him, scooping out fried corn and an okra-tomato-corn medley on his plate. - Author: Alessandra Torre
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#74. In Spain, we mainly use red plum tomatoes, but it is always fun to experiment. Try using a mix of colors or substitute green tomatoes for plum next time you make a tomato dish. - Author: Jose Andres
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#75. Remember guls," preached Mrs. Gulbenk, always holding the most perfect red tomato in her hand for all of us to admire, "you can fry 'em, bake 'em, stew 'em, and congeal 'em. A good wife and mutha will always have a tomata on hand.: - Author: Susan Gregg Gilmore
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#76. I weighed 190 when I got to boot camp, I came out at 178. I ate only the beans and tomato sauce. - Author: Tom Sizemore
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#77. His eyes were rolling in their sockets, and his face had taken on the colour and expression of a devout tomato. I could see he loved like a thousand bricks. - Author: P.G. Wodehouse
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#78. Three tomatoes are walking down the street-a poppa tomato, a mamma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him and says, Catch up. - Author: Uma Thurman
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#79. If my wife made childhood obesity her mission and I signed a law making 1/8 cup of tomato paste a vegetable, I'd be sleeping on the sofa. - Author: Alton Brown
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#80. Fresh egg pasta is traditionally served in the north of Italy with butter, cream and rich meat sauces, whereas dried pasta is more at home with the tomato- and olive oil-based ones of the south. - Author: Yotam Ottolenghi
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#81. A little tomato who knows her onions can go out with an old potato and come home with a lot of lettuce and a couple of carats. - Author: Herbert V. Prochnow
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#82. Don't give me no rotten tomato, 'cause all I ever wanted was your sweet potato. - Author: Sarah Dessen
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#83. In Pizza Express you can get garlic bread with cheese and tomato. Now correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a pizza. - Author: Jimmy Carr
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#84. But surprises were nothing new to her. Like opening a can of mushroom soup and finding tomato instead; be grateful and eat it anyway. - Author: Sarah Addison Allen
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#85. Many of the things the slow food people honor were innovations within historical times. Somebody had to be the first European to eat a tomato. - Author: Nathan Myhrvold
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#86. Gardening is, by its very nature, an expression of the triumph of optimism over experience. No matter how bad this year was, there's always next year. Experience doesn't count. - Author: William Alexander
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#87. The only cheese I have in the apartment is a wedge of Brie in the refrigerator and before leaving I place the entire slice--it's a really big rat--along with a sun-dried tomato and a sprinkling of dill, delicately on the trap, setting it. - Author: Bret Easton Ellis
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#88. I am careful with the arguas (tomato caterpillars). Be careful with your mothers' hearts too, por favor.
THE PINATA-MAKER'S DAUGHTER - Author: Eileen Granfors
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#89. I had never thought of a tomato as a fruit - the ones I had known were mostly white in the center and rock hard. But this was so luscious, so tart I thought it victorious. So - some tomatoes tasted like water, and some tasted like summer lightning. - Author: Stephanie Danler
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#90. The real secret to guacamole is that you use exactly the elements that you need, which is cilantro, onion, tomato, and jalapenos. And, of course, avocado. - Author: Demian Bichir
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#91. Though Trish and her bad boy types weren't exactly Kindra's style, she had to agree that Violet went for quiet and uninteresting. Sort of like mild salsa. Why even bother? You'd be better off just biting a tomato. - Author: Erin McCarthy
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#92. I fucking hate tomato juice! It's like drinking red snot. - Author: MaryJanice Davidson
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#93. Secondly, I thought it was ridiculous to have two undercover policemen driving around in a striped tomato. - Author: Paul Michael Glaser
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#94. The difference between a bland tomato and great one is immense, much like the difference between a standard, sliced white bread and a crusty, aromatic sourdough. - Author: Yotam Ottolenghi
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#95. The taste of any simple tomato-based salad is dependent on the quality of the tomatoes. - Author: Yotam Ottolenghi
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#96. To write entire pages of dazzling prose about a tomato
for Pierre Arthens reviews food as if he were telling a story, and that alone is enough to make him a genius
without ever seeing or holding the tomato is a troubling display of virtuosity. - Author: Muriel Barbery
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#97. I happen to enjoy grilled cheese and tomato sandwiches. - Author: Chuck Feeney
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#98. She was god-awfully hideous. I swear she looked like a bad-tempered mutant tomato, and she was making a sound like a cat being fed into a printer - Author: Sarah Rees Brennan
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#99. Clary wondered what exactly peanut-fish-olive-tomato soup tasted like. - Author: Cassandra Clare
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#100. I once tried to raise two tomato plants, and they died in spite of the fact I fertilized them every morning. Duh. - Author: Clyde Edgerton
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