Time Pass Funny Quotes

#1. We're in the top six, we've got five points and I've told the lads we need another 80 to win the League.

Joe Kinnear

#2. Whatever happened to "In victory, magnanimity; in defeat, defiance." So said Frederick the Great.

George Carlin

#3. Liberty is terrifying but it is also exhilarating.

Germaine Greer

#4. So the president is like, "Well, once upon a time it was Congress's job to decide whether or not we attacked countries, so let's let them decide." Which is funny, because, as we all know, if Congress were on fire, Congress could not pass the "Pour Water on Congress Act".

Hank Green

#5. A complete and generous education fits a man to perform justly, skillfully, and magnanimously all the offices, both public and private, of peace and war.

John Milton

#6. If men knew how women pass the time when they are alone, they'd never marry.

O. Henry

#7. In fact, the socialization gives us the tools to fill our evolutionary roles. They are our building blocks.

Warren Farrell

#8. I myself grew up when radio was very important. I'd come home from school and turn on the radio. There were funny comedians and wonderful music, and there were plays. I used to pass time with radio.

Kurt Vonnegut

#9. I tried to stop her but it's like getting a feral cat into a shoe box.

Scarlett Cole

#10. While death is sadly inevitable, our grief will soon pass like a swallowed penny through one's bowels.

Painful change just takes time.

Jessica Watts

#11. I always chose all my friends on whether they were funny. What's a better way to pass the time than laughing or smiling?

Ricky Gervais

#12. Heaven is a place on earth, and it's a bookstore.

Mimi Strong

#13. Books and spiritual blessings are the greatest soul food

Lailah Gifty Akita

#14. We move on like stone statues. I feel like my legs are made of wooden branches and my heart is a hard rock inside. For days I do not even tie up my hair and it flows around me like an Indian's. I can't find my bonnet and my traveling clothes are ragged and so is my soul.

Nancy E. Turner

#15. May all beings, everywhere, be happy and free.

Kathy Stevens

#16. Your authentic, true self doesn't lie to you, mislead you, or take you away from your power source.

Christiane Northrup

#17. The South did not bustle and plow and struggle against the snow; it slept beneath it, the silence broken only by the chatter of hungry birds and the exuberant shouts of children using trash can lids as makeshift sleds.

Lauren Gilley

#18. He was wearing a look that she found odd and compelling - that amusement that didn't seem to pass beyond the surface of his features, as he found everything in the world both infinitely funny and infinitely tragic all at the same time.

Cassandra Clare

#19. I keep getting more and more ambitious. Over the years, to some degree, in some areas, I feel I've grown. In some areas, I made a fool of myself. In some areas, I think I can still do some funny things.

Woody Allen