The Guy Quotes

#1. I don't really believe in rules, but I do like old-fashioned dating where you don't call the guy until he calls you. I don't think it's like he's got to do this and that's the rule.

Ashley Tisdale

#2. I'm always amazed ... I took my 11-year-old to an oceanography camp, and these girls came over to me, and my son was like 'Oh here we go, Dad,' because they had been looking. They were like, 'You're the guy, aren't you?' And I said, 'Well, maybe.' They said, 'He is, he's the guy on 'Charmed!'

Tobin Bell

#3. I'm not the guy who bursts into the room. I'm the most insecure person you'll meet if you get to know me.

John Stamos

#4. I am the guy, next door who eats a lot and doesn't get fat.

Jordano Quaglia

#5. I look at decisions like - it's like an Indiana Jones movie. The guy comes to a rope ladder, and he's being chased. There's uncertainty on the other side, but he knows when he gets to the other side, he's going to take his machete and cut the rope ladder behind him. He has no retreat.

Mark Burnett

#6. Try not to be four years into a relationship when it suddenly dawns on you that the guy you're with is a big, selfish jerk.

Greg Behrendt

#7. I want her to meet me. Trent Emerson. The guy who wants to feel the warmth that I know exists within her. The guy who's tied to her forever, whether she likes it or not. The one who needs to somehow make things right with her because I made everything so wrong.

K.A. Tucker

#8. Evander Holyfield's a great fighter, I watched him when I was a kid, I love the guy, but I had to do what I had to do. It's what I get paid to do.

James Toney

#9. What if it wasn't the guy from the bar? What if it was some freak out looking to whack some chick off because his mommy didn't make him buttered toast and cut it into fun shapes when he was a kid?

Dakota Cassidy

#10. I remember when all you ever talked about was finding a guy and getting married. You'd hog the TV, watching those sappy chick flicks
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"Then I grew up and learned why they always end the movie after the guy and girl get together. That's when everything falls apart.

Cindi Madsen

#11. The fundament of a superhero is the guy in tights saving innocent people from bad things. It's amazing how infrequently that seems to happen in superhero comics these days.

Frank Miller

#12. We want the right people, the ones who love to play football. I want a guy who, if I punch him in the mouth, doesn't stand there and say, ?Why did you punch me?' I want the guy who punches me back first, and then asks me why I did it.

Matt Millen

#13. How unfortunate is the guy who does not live in the extravagant memory of an infatuated young woman.

Manu Joseph

#14. Person slaughtered: Me. Method used: Dimple. The guy has a dimple.

Anne Eliot

#15. Damn, the guy was sexy as hell. Even his feet turned her on. They were lean and long and ... Oh, for chrissakes, she was lusting after his feet.

Stephanie Julian

#16. The guy was almost as tall as Doc, which put him in the six-foot-five range. And he was broad, with dark hair, but man, the chip on his shoulder was visible from the fucking moon. Prophet

S.E. Jakes

#17. The guy who's willing to hustle the most is gonna be the guy that just gets that loose ball.

Will Smith

#18. [ ... ] I'm about to get on a plane here, and I'm packing recovery literature. All I know is I'm going to be the guy reading the book on co-dependency. That's what I know about me.

Marc Maron

#19. I said (to Daniel Jones), 'You realise I'm always going to be The Guy From Savage Garden'. He said, 'How do you think I feel? I'm The Other One From Savage Garden!'

Darren Hayes

#20. I'm not interested in playing the girl that's just there to make the guy, you know, give him a talking to.

Winona Ryder

#21. A guy in an SUV tried to kill me."
"That's strange."
"Why?"
"Because the guy I hired doesn't drive an SUV."
"That is strange.

Darynda Jones

#22. There is no one who likes a challenge more than Tom Cruise. Believe me, there was never any discussion of lip syncing or another voice or anything like that, because if the guy's going to hang out on the top of the Burj, he's not going to let anybody do his singing for him.

Adam Shankman

#23. I done something bad, it was to believe that to read a book you must be a stupid guy. No people which read they are clever - the guy who said this is stupid guy!

Deyth Banger

#24. That was emasculating." "Says the guy wearing the collar.

Chelsea Cain

#25. I don't know what this is you're trying to do, but you and I are not the same." He took another step back from me. "And I am not for you. I'm not your white knight. I'm just the guy who wanted to fuck you.

Samantha Young

#26. I've been around the block a couple of times, and the guy I am now is the guy I like to be.

David Johansen

#27. I'm the guy who knows how you can hurt so much that your insides feel like they're cut and bleeding.

Stephanie Witter

#28. I never wanted to be the guy people looked at. I don't think of myself as being a celebrity; it's too mortifying.

Johnny Depp

#29. I'm the guy, I'm kind of like the, uh, Everyman, so I think people just relate to that.

Kato Kaelin

#30. I wasn't the class clown. I wasn't that obvious. There would be a circle of guys, and they're watching the class clown. And I'm standing in the back, and I turn to the guy next to me and I say something funny to him, and he starts to laugh. And the guy next to him says, 'What did he say?'

Bob Newhart

#31. ...the guy might be a cold-blooded amoral sadistic killer and a cartload of tiles short of a watertight roof, but there was nothing wrong with his intelligence. [Caligula in Marcus Corvinus's eyes]

David Wishart

#32. My vision is the ability to design clothes for a man who wants to create his own style and doesn't want to dress like he's in uniform, to look like the guy in the ad, or to feel like he has to put it together that way.

John Varvatos

#33. Though we labor with our minds, this place we can relax in was built by someone who can work with his hands. And his work is as noble as ours. I think the poet owes something to the guy who builds the cabin for him.

Studs Terkel

#34. The guy said, "Hop in the back." He craned around in his seat and batted stray items aside. Reacher opened the door and slid in and used his hip to finish the job. He closed the door and the woman hit the gas and they took off, cruising easy through the last thirty-some miles of America.

Lee Child

#35. What is about women that they just go right for the guy that repulses them?

Alison Brie

#36. Nico leaned over and plucked a grape. Probably that was the guy's entire diet for the day.

Rick Riordan

#37. He's the guy who'll do a ridiculous robot dance to make you laugh, who'll lick the tip of your nose, make a fool out of himself for a smile. I'm sure if I tried to wrestle him to the ground, he'd let me win. And enjoy every minute.

Christina Lauren

#38. When I think about sex, you know, I want it to feel good. Not feel good, shut up, but right. Happy, not just banging away somewhere. You know, you should not just do it to do it. You should love the guy.

Daniel Handler

#39. If I loved a guy as much as I love my dog, the guy would be in serious trouble. Because I'm all over that dog, all the time.

Maria Sharapova

#40. Death is a lot like prom - loud, overdone, and although the guy you came with was cool, you never know who'll end up taking you home.

Cecily White

#41. It's nice to have something else going on when a book comes out so you're not just sitting by the phone, waiting for things to happen. You don't want to be the guy Googling himself all day.

Jonathan Dee

#42. Do you really think I should be out there with Officer Dewey? I mean, you saw Scream. The guy can't protect anybody. Everybody in that movie died!

Alex Riley

#43. A lot of people think I came out of nowhere. When you start as a songwriter, nobody knows who you are. I met the guy who wrote 'Yeah' by Usher, which was a huge smash, and nobody knew who he was.

Meghan Trainor

#44. Maybe that's my lot in life as an actor, to be the guy who gets crapped on everywhere he goes. Oh God.

Rider Strong

#45. Oh yeah, I think about kids all the time. I feel like the next person I commit to, that's going to be the guy who I'm going to have kids with. That's in my crazy female brain. So that's why I'm like, 'I can't commit.'

Amanda Seyfried

#46. Nobody ever was fired for 9/11. Instead of firing the people who didn't do a good job, we gave them medals. The guy who did a good job, I don't know what happened to him. And what we did was we decided we'd just collect everybody's information. That we'd sort of scrap the Bill of Rights.

Rand Paul

#47. "Jose Mourinho is a big star ... he's cool. The first time he met (my wife) he whispered to her: 'Helena you have only one mission. Feed Zlatan, let him sleep, keep him happy' The guy says what he wants. I like him."

Zlatan Ibrahimovic

#48. Don't kid yourself; the guy who's onstage in ripped-up jeans is wearing as much a costume as I am.

Paul Stanley

#49. I gotta say this," Scott says as the guy is sitting on his new bike, getting his swords adjusted, doing something incredibly unauthorized to the bios, "you look like one bad motherfucker.

Neal Stephenson

#50. It was the guy from the counter.

G.L. Tomas

#51. It's not some specific quality the guy has. It's that he wants to be all of those things for that specific woman. He wants to be whatever she needs him to be, and he'll challenge, take on, and defeat any obstacle that gets in his way in order to do it.

Laurel Ulen Curtis

#52. Nobody remembers who finished second but the guy who finished second.

Bobby Unser

#53. I want to be the guy that can go out there and go at least seven, eight innings every time out.

Stephen Strasburg

#54. The guy that's going to kick your ass for hurting her.

Richelle Mead

#55. I didn't want to do the obvious role that you see in Hollywood most of the time, which is the heartbroken girl who's waiting to be rescued by the guy, blah, blah, blah. I wanted to do something different.

Gal Gadot

#56. Please, I'd love to meet the guy you couldn't handle, and give him and award.

Gena Showalter

#57. I'm kind of like a guy who's missing a little bit of the guy gene. Like, I love steak, but the notion of golfing is the last thing I would want to do. I love women, but I'm also a mama's boy, and some of my best friends are women. So I'm kinda half guy's guy.

Jim Gaffigan

#58. I want to show another side of Middle Easterners. My hope is that I would be able to play a variety of parts, and not always be the guy with the accent.

Maz Jobrani

#59. I tried talking to a psychologist once. Two minutes in, I said, 'Ciao!' Never again. There's no way, no way, I'd continue! I couldn't buy into a single thing the guy was saying.

Angel Cabrera

#60. I don't know. Lover? The guy who's in love with you. Whatever you want to call me, I suck at it.

Jaci Burton

#61. When you pick up your first magazine you definitely hope you can be like the guy on the magazine. That's usually why you start lifting.

Phil Heath

#62. I can never let the guy across from me be in better shape. I have to be the best-conditioned guy.

Larry Fitzgerald

#63. Everybody wants me to be the (guy) who's (sleeping with) every celebrity woman in the industry. Everybody wants me to be this (guy) in the club, popping 17 bottles just because. Everybody wants me to be Diddy, and that's not me.

Ne-Yo

#64. Dionysus invented wine, which so impressed his father Zeus that he promoted Dionysus to god. The guy who invented prune juice, by contrast, got sentenced to the Fields of Punishment.

Rick Riordan

#65. I had long hair since I was 17 years old. It was time for me to let go. I hated being the guy at the wedding in a suit with a ponytail.

Dave Grohl

#66. I always believe a woman should have 5 non-negotiables that she should stick to when attracting a mate. If the guy does not have these five major things - then she should not give the guy a chance as she's wasting her time. The rest is up to the magic and wiggle room the universe gives.

Patti Stanger

#67. The toughest part has been getting used to being known. I've always been the guy in the background, being the actual artist is a whole new experience for me!

Ne-Yo

#68. -The guy who feeds the lions at the zoo

Kelli Dunham

#69. Deviation from the word of God is sentimentality and says 'you're right' to this one, and 'you're right' to that one, and the guy in the middle is an ass-hole.

Milton Rokeach

#70. What did you do?"
"What makes you think I did something?"
Chris snorted. "You're the guy. Of course it's your fault. Even when it's not your fault, it's your fault.

R.L. Mathewson

#71. Remember the guy in the 80s walking around with a boombox on his shoulder? Why'd he do that? Because it told a story about who he was. Expressing yourself is big business.

Gary Vaynerchuk

#72. I want to play my best, day in and day out. It's a pride thing for me. I'm going to go out there and dominate the guy I'm playing against every time.

Dwight Freeney

#73. It's their story, and I got to be the guy in the back while they were in the foreground.

Geoffrey Rush

#74. I never wanted to be the great guy or the colorful guy or the interesting guy. I wanted to be the guy who won titles.

Pete Sampras

#75. I had no ambition when I was a kid other than to play guitar and get in a rock 'n' roll band. I don't really like to be the guy in the white suit at the front. Like in the Beatles, I was the one who kept quiet at the back and let the other egos be at the front.

George Harrison

#76. I want to be with one person in my life. I want to know that the guy I spend the rest of my life with is the first person I share something so intimate and exciting with.

Randa Abdel-Fattah

#77. Once someone gave me a picture and I wrote 'Do good in school.' I looked up and the guy was 78 years old

Casey Stengel

#78. The guy who could be me, but he knows when to draw the line, is John Cena. John Cena can rock 'n' roll, let me tell you.

Ric Flair

#79. I've always played the guy with the gun and the knife. That's how many actors start out, playing the bad guy.

Benicio Del Toro

#80. There was an old joke. Miller didn't remember where he'd heard it. Girl's at her own father's funeral, meets this really cute guy. They talk, hit it off, but he leaves before she can get his number. Girl doesn't know how to track the guy down. So a week later, she kills her mom. Big laugh.

James S.A. Corey

#81. Little-known fact: When the stock exchange closes, the guy who comes out on the balcony with that big hammer slams it on the head of the person who lost the most money that day.

George Carlin

#82. Never let the guy with the broom decide how many elephants can be in the parade.

Merlin Mann

#83. Look at Thomas Jefferson. The guy had illegitimate kids in the 1700s, and they caught him last year. If you cheat on your wife and cover it up for 200 years, you're pretty much thinking you're home free.

Greg Giraldo

#84. It's a lot of power to give the director to edit his own stuff. It's also a time thing: you don't want to have to wait for the guy to finish shooting before he starts editing.

Joe Dante

#85. I hope people'll find out pretty quickly that the guy they saw for 10 years was my sense of humor the whole time.

Stephen Colbert

#86. Georgetown. Alonzo was the guy I always heard about. I've always wanted to measure myself against the best.

Shaquille O'Neal

#87. The only guy who's honest is the guy who sings in the shower. Everyone else is a prostitute.

Kim Fowley

#88. The guy is looney,' Belle said thoughtfully, 'but also generally polite. Polite is always worth something.

Rebecca Stead

#89. Because the guy on the other side of the line is gonna find out what I'm made of. I would wreak holy hell on that guy.

Steven M. Southwick

#90. Dee!" he shouts. "The guy who snuck in your room last night is here!

Jamie Shaw

#91. I hope the guy who came up with the phrase 'sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll' rots in hell, I'd like to change it so it makes more sense: 'sex death and rock 'n' roll'

Gene Simmons

#92. I always hoped for this spark of chemistry and compatibility, a flash of clarity to let me know that this was the guy, this was the time, so I should leg go and enjoy myself. But it never came. And by no small coincidence, neither did I.

Molly Harper

#93. Bill Clinton is the guy that said, "The era of Big Government is over." Whether or not he meant it or not, he said it.

Rush Limbaugh

#94. If you want ACTION, don't write. Go and tell the guy what you want.

David Ogilvy

#95. I'm not playing for other musicians. We're trying to reach the guy who works all day and wants to spend a buck at night. We'll keep him happy.

Nat King Cole

#96. So I started to think: "How can that happen?" ... So the guy says, "What are you doing? You come fix the radio, but you're only walking back and forth!" I say, "I'm thinking!

Richard Feynman

#97. One day as I came home early, I saw a man jogging naked. I said to the guy, 'Hey, buddy, why are you doing that?' He said, 'Because you came home early.'

Rodney Dangerfield

#98. I don't know that I'll ever be the guy who needs to go to a tournament to be seen and to spectate. I feel like I can accomplish spectating from home.

Andy Roddick

#99. Alexandria, make sure to give your heart to the guy who will love you for all your goodness and your faults, who will make you feel like you're the center of his world.

M. Clarke

#100. For a really long time in my life, I fought against how I look. Because I was raised Catholic in school, where everyone had to wear a suit and tie. I hated everything that stood for. And I realized when I walked down the street, everyone would see the guy I hated and not the guy I was.

Kurt Braunohler