Top 100 Such An Idiot Quotes

#1. Oh, what a mess life was! Why had she been such an idiot as to marry Charles of all people and have her life end at sixteen?

Margaret Mitchell

Such An Idiot Quotes #77401
#2. Tobin turned to Angie. "I'm such an idiot. Why didn't you remind me?"
She smiled drowsily. "That you're an idiot? Okay: you're an idiot."
"Oh that's great, thanks," he said. She giggled.

Lauren Myracle

Such An Idiot Quotes #310328
#3. I'm a big believer that your word is your wand. You know how people say things like, 'Oh my gosh, I'm such an idiot.' I don't say things like that anymore. Those put-downs, even if they're in jest, are little bullets of negativity that you don't need in your life.

Mariska Hargitay

Such An Idiot Quotes #384985
#4. Before I could figure out how to apologize for being such an idiot, she tackled me with a hug, then pulled away just as quickly. "I'm glad you're not a guinea pig."
"Me, too." I hoped my face wasn't as red as it felt.

Rick Riordan

Such An Idiot Quotes #410775
#5. I didn't realize until I locked the door to my apartment and leaned against it, panting that my cheeks were covered in frozen tears. I was such an idiot. And my heart hurt. Bad. Every beat sent an ache rocketing through my body. I was having a heart attack. Or, more likely, my heart had just broken.

Darynda Jones

Such An Idiot Quotes #448174
#6. What man of sense will agree with the statement that the first, second and third days, in which the evening and morning were named, were without sun, moon and stars? What man is found such an idiot as to suppose that God planted trees in Paradise, in Eden, Like a Husbandman?

Origen

Such An Idiot Quotes #618370
#7. I'm mostly laughing, because you're such an idiot.

Jacqueline Wilson

Such An Idiot Quotes #618972
#8. In the press this week, NBC has been calling me every name in the book. In fact, they think I'm such an idiot they now want me to run the network.

Conan O'Brien

Such An Idiot Quotes #681684
#9. His feelings for Hunter kept falling down on him like an inescapable rain. He kept getting drenched, not sure if he wanted to dance in it or pop open an umbrella and run for cover. "You're such an idiot," he told himself quietly.

Brandon Shire

Such An Idiot Quotes #698598
#10. The urge to fall [in love] was utterly new and made her [Athena] dizzy. He [Odysseus] could catch her and hold her up. She knew he could.
If this is how Aphrodite feels every day, it's no wonder she's such an idiot.

Kendare Blake

Such An Idiot Quotes #711325
#11. I think only someone I loved as much as you could make me behave like such an idiot.

Eloisa James

Such An Idiot Quotes #1139708
#12. How can I lose to such an idiot?

Aron Nimzowitsch

Such An Idiot Quotes #1195515
#13. Why didn't I go in? I'm such a chicken. I'm such an idiot. I should have kissed her. I've blown it. I should just go and knock on her door and just kiss her. It would be romantic. It would be something we could someday tell our kids. I'm gonna do that right now.
[drives away]

Charlie Kaufman

Such An Idiot Quotes #1669123
#14. There are certain TV shows that probably would have made me rich, and there are certain commitments I could have made that probably would have raised a lot of eyebrows that I didn't. But I don't look back at those decisions and say, 'Oh God, I'm such an idiot.'

Josh Gad

Such An Idiot Quotes #1785425
#15. Politics works on the principle that an idiot who knows more idiots is an intelligent.

Thiruman Archunan

Such An Idiot Quotes #56
#16. To generalize is to be an idiot, said Blake. Perhaps he went too far. But to generalize is to be a finite mind. Generalities are the lenses with which our intellects have to manage.

C.S. Lewis

Such An Idiot Quotes #632
#17. If I put a value on my music, and no one's prepared to pay that, then more fool me, but the idea that the value is created by the consumer is an idiot plan; it can't work.

Robert Smith

Such An Idiot Quotes #4621
#18. He just looked at her as if she were an idiot. Or a woman. It was Tillie's experience that most men thought they were one and the same.

Julia Quinn

Such An Idiot Quotes #5081
#19. The thing about interviews is that if someone interviews you, and they're an idiot, then they make you sound like an idiot, too. They ask you stupid questions, and they bring you down to their level. It's tempting to not ever want to talk to anybody, but you can't do that.

Dean Wareham

Such An Idiot Quotes #5117
#20. Only a complete moral idiot can believe for an instant that we are fighting against the wretched of the earth. We are fighting, as I said before, against the scum of the earth

Christopher Hitchens

Such An Idiot Quotes #9346
#21. I think you need to look in the mirror if you think that's gorgeous"
"Ha," Andrew said, grinning.
"We"re identical." Adam shook his head at his twin. "He's insulting both of us, you idiot

Jennifer L. Armentrout

Such An Idiot Quotes #10108
#22. The man with the gray eyes is a born leader, and only an idiot would mistake him for anything else.

Amanda Bouchet

Such An Idiot Quotes #14051
#23. What idiot told you the law was concerned with morality?

V. St. Clair

Such An Idiot Quotes #18006
#24. But you were concerned about making sure things, you know, didn't get serious."
"Yeah, because I'm an idiot.

Robyn Carr

Such An Idiot Quotes #18389
#25. Higher than the beasts, lower than the angels, stuck in our idiot Eden.

Ford Madox Ford

Such An Idiot Quotes #19796
#26. What are you, in love with her?" Travis says. "You're staring like an idiot."
The weird thing is, I think I am.

Alex Flinn

Such An Idiot Quotes #20174
#27. Part of the function of memory is to forget; the omni-retentive mind will break down and produce at best an idiot savant who can recite a telephone book, and at worst a person to whom every grudge and slight is as yesterday's.

Christopher Hitchens

Such An Idiot Quotes #22688
#28. I used to think my father was an idiot, until I turned twenty-one ... Then I thought he was a genus.

Mark Twain

Such An Idiot Quotes #25447
#29. Ah. I suppose." Oh, this was deeply unpleasant. Being trapped into meaningless small talk with an idiot had never intrigued him, even on a good day. Which this wasn't.

Morgan Rhodes

Such An Idiot Quotes #26917
#30. I'm not a bling-bling guy; I can't pull it off. I just look like an idiot.

Michael Vartan

Such An Idiot Quotes #27298
#31. Whenever a copyright law is to be made or altered, then the idiots assemble.

Mark Twain

Such An Idiot Quotes #28263
#32. Penny, how can you behave like a total idiot?"
Anne giggled, "I have no pride when it comes to winning back people I love.

Anya Wylde

Such An Idiot Quotes #28797
#33. Who Wants to Be a Millionaire just started. She won't even notice I've gone!" He stuck his head around the door anyway. "Just heading out with Emily, Mom." "No, it's B, you idiot!" she shouted at the television.

Liz Kessler

Such An Idiot Quotes #29766
#34. I can't get excited about a man until he's forty-two. I know this idiot girl who keeps telling me I ought to go to a head-shrinker; she says I have a father complex. Which is so merde. I simply trained myself to like older men, and it was the smartest thing I ever did.

Truman Capote

Such An Idiot Quotes #30138
#35. Whoever coined the phrase 'Absence makes the heart grow fonder,' was an idiot.

Absence makes a bitch go crazy.

Toni Aleo

Such An Idiot Quotes #30550
#36. There is a certain animal vitality in most of us which carries us through any trouble but the absolutely overwhelming. Only a fool has no sorrow, only an idiot has no grief - but then only a fool and an idiot will let grief and sorrow ride him down into the grave.

Edward Abbey

Such An Idiot Quotes #30779
#37. A real apology cost something, because you had to stand there like an idiot and say it out loud for the world to hear - I'M SORRY. And the world, as always, would respond with a resounding, 'Yes. Yes, you are.

David Arnold

Such An Idiot Quotes #31570
#38. The idiot is indeed the good man, but only because he doesn't know any better.

William, Saroyan

Such An Idiot Quotes #33494
#39. Maleela stalked up to him and slapped him hard across the right cheek. Her eyes fumed with anger. "You idiot! Do you have any idea what would have happened if they had caught

Christian Warren Freed

Such An Idiot Quotes #34073
#40. I shouldn't be held responsible for my acts, since I was a political idiot, an artist who could not distinguish between reality and dreams

Kurt Vonnegut

Such An Idiot Quotes #35092
#41. Any idiot can get laid when they're famous. That's easy. It's getting laid when you're not famous that takes some talent.

Kevin Bacon

Such An Idiot Quotes #36149
#42. When I'm tired, I see industrial pictures. But I'll see one every two months. If I see one every day, I'll become an idiot.

Alejandro Jodorowsky

Such An Idiot Quotes #36302
#43. She shrugged. "She's nice and I think she can't help it." Zara gave me a look of censure and went back to her strawberry ice cream. Something along the lines of: Only a real dickhead would make fun of how someone talks, you idiot.

Raine Miller

Such An Idiot Quotes #37305
#44. You've given aid and they've received it. And yet, like an idiot, you keep holding out for more: to be credited with a Good Deed, to be repaid in kind. Why?

Marcus Aurelius

Such An Idiot Quotes #38310
#45. I need to look like an idiot at least twice a day to keep myself humble.

Janet Evanovich

Such An Idiot Quotes #38775
#46. Trying to show people how talented and bright you are is the best way to make an idiot of yourself, and we ended up doing that with flying colors.

Paul Stanley

Such An Idiot Quotes #40074
#47. A man who doesn't know the truth is just an idiot, but a man who knows the truth and calls it a lie is a crook.

Bertolt Brecht

Such An Idiot Quotes #41149
#48. Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor, and then help me find a nose.

Blake Edwards

Such An Idiot Quotes #42213
#49. Go for a business that any idiot can run - because sooner or later, any idiot probably is going to run it.

Peter Lynch

Such An Idiot Quotes #42347
#50. Forgive me ... I called you an idiot. I spoke too hastily. You are not. Had I given it more thought, I would have called you a scoundrel.

Lloyd Alexander

Such An Idiot Quotes #43718
#51. I'd be at work where poeple respected my opinions, said Nick. And then, I'd come home and it was like I was the village idiot.

Liane Moriarty

Such An Idiot Quotes #44486
#52. Whoever invented God is an idiot. God is absolutely man's worst invention.

Chris Lowe

Such An Idiot Quotes #45048
#53. I'm actually listening to Turner's advice. I know it sounds stupid as hell, but sometimes, if you dig through his words, there are little nuggets of pure idiot wisdom, the sweetest kind there is.

C.M. Stunich

Such An Idiot Quotes #45090
#54. Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning.

Douglas Adams

Such An Idiot Quotes #45492
#55. Fine," Julian agreed grudgingly. "But if that idiot Barack happens by with his hangdog look, tell him to keep going.

Christine Feehan

Such An Idiot Quotes #46155
#56. You're thinking I'm a hopelessly romantic idiot.
And you know what?
You're right.

Sonya Sones

Such An Idiot Quotes #49649
#57. There is no question that [Dan] Quayle is an uneducated idiot. But someone, somewhere cleverly realized that the best diversion from Bush is to put on a clown show.

Tim Robbins

Such An Idiot Quotes #54900
#58. Puck shook her head ruefully. "We haven't even solved the first problem, and I'm worrying about the next one. I must be an idiot."
"No," Hush said, wiggling an impossible finger at her. "Only kindness. Very much kindness.

Annette Curtis Klause

Such An Idiot Quotes #56073
#59. I played Winnie the Pooh in first grade. I was an early adopter of standing in front of people and looking like an idiot.

Jon Hamm

Such An Idiot Quotes #56253
#60. You're drunk as four skunks, you idiot.

Sherwood Smith

Such An Idiot Quotes #57333
#61. All the people in the Kuo-ch'ing monastery They say, "Han-shan is an idiot." "Am I really an idiot:" I reflect. But my reflections fail to solve the question: for I myself do not know who the self is, And how can others know who I am?

Hanshan

Such An Idiot Quotes #65583
#62. Give me a smart idiot over a stupid genius any day.

Samuel Goldwyn

Such An Idiot Quotes #66257
#63. The man who cannot visualize a horse galloping on a tomato is an idiot.

Andre Breton

Such An Idiot Quotes #66881
#64. The last Bollywood movie I watched was 3 Idiots that featured Aamir Khan in it. It was impressive!

Brad Pitt

Such An Idiot Quotes #67798
#65. You only get one life so you might as well make it a happy one, and that's why I tend to just jump into things. I'm sort of a fearless idiot that way.

Nia Vardalos

Such An Idiot Quotes #67802
#66. This is the part of the horror film where you yell at the girl on the screen,'Don't *go*. You idiot! Don't go! Why are they always so stupid?' Cam *told* her mom he could be a serial killer.

Wendy Wunder

Such An Idiot Quotes #68553
#67. I'm not an idiot; I try not to look, but I see what people say about me on Facebook. I see other things written. But I don't care.

Lindsey Vonn

Such An Idiot Quotes #69638
#68. A man that extols himself is a fool and an idiot

John Calvin

Such An Idiot Quotes #71811
#69. Dennis, please. I don't know what-"
"Shut the fuck up, and stop playing me for an idiot. And secondly, and more importantly, I've unearthed some disturbing information about you which I want to discuss in more detail before I fill you with holes.

Simon Kernick

Such An Idiot Quotes #73223
#70. I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be built up on the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.

Anne Sullivan

Such An Idiot Quotes #78894
#71. Do not be intimidated by a smart person. It is easier to debate a smart person than to argue with an idiot.

Randall Dale Adams

Such An Idiot Quotes #79253
#72. He doesn't scowl, but his mouth is so tense that I know he's angry with me. 'Don't be an idiot,' he says.
'An idiot?' Is he talking about the blanket?
'You were lying.

Veronica Roth

Such An Idiot Quotes #80042
#73. The reality is that the media are probably the most powerful of all our institutions today and they, or rather we, too often are squandering our power and ignoring our obligations. The consequence of our abdication of responsibility is the ugly spectacle of idiot culture!

Carl Bernstein

Such An Idiot Quotes #81987
#74. The culture used to move relatively slowly, so you could take aim. Now it moves so fast, and is so fluffy and meaningless, you feel like an idiot even complaining about it.

Susan Faludi

Such An Idiot Quotes #85031
#75. Judge, criticize, object before you decide to believe something; but once you believe, you're but an idiot if you need to be scrupulous any more.

Raheel Farooq

Such An Idiot Quotes #85192
#76. The traits I respect are erudition and the courage to stand up when half-men are afraid for their reputation. Any idiot can be intelligent.

Nassim Nicholas Taleb

Such An Idiot Quotes #86965
#77. But people will laugh at all sorts of things.

Fyodor Dostoyevsky

Such An Idiot Quotes #88244
#78. So do you think it's true what they say? About girls liking bastards?'
'He's not a bastard. He's an idiot.'
'Do girls like idiots then?

David Nicholls

Such An Idiot Quotes #88366
#79. For someone who'e smarter than a supercomputer, sometimes you're a real idiot.

Gordon Korman

Such An Idiot Quotes #89286
#80. If it does not work the first time, try, try again. Then quit. No need to be an idiot.

W.C. Fields

Such An Idiot Quotes #90262
#81. God. It was like Idiot Skank and her sidekick, Skanky Moron do Denver.

Kristen Ashley

Such An Idiot Quotes #91924
#82. Vasily laughed. "I can't decide if you're a fearmonger or a coward."
"And I can't decide if you're an idiot or an idiot.

Leigh Bardugo

Such An Idiot Quotes #91948
#83. If an idiot were to tell you the same story every day for a year, you would end by believing it.

Horace Mann

Such An Idiot Quotes #92803
#84. When you know someone is keeping secrets from you it makes you feel like an idiot, and no one likes feeling like an idiot. Mum

Fredrik Backman

Such An Idiot Quotes #94036
#85. I thought I was pretty damn clever. She said that was all right, she'd make three wishes. The first was that I wouldn't piss this money away being an idiot and forgetting I had

Nora Roberts

Such An Idiot Quotes #95973
#86. Islington smiled superciliously. "Lucifer?" It said. "Lucifer was an idiot. It wound up lord and master of nothing at all." The marquis grinned. "And you wound up lord and master of two thugs and a roomful of candles?

Neil Gaiman

Such An Idiot Quotes #96771
#87. The Law of Moronic Ubiquity: Anything in the universe that is generally considered to be idiot-proof will eventually be ruined by an idiot.

Ian Strang

Such An Idiot Quotes #97111
#88. I saved you," Andersen said at last, slowly but firmly, like Pat was an idiot child who had to be reminded of the basic rules of the universe. To wit: Gravity exists. Time purports to flow in a linear fashion, but it's only trying to fool us. I saved you.

Alex Gabriel

Such An Idiot Quotes #97355
#89. The fans are bad everywhere you go, with language, and with behavior. You can't put enough cops in the stands, but you ought to give the cops cameras, give people cameras, so they can take a picture of the idiot and you can identify him.

John Chaney

Such An Idiot Quotes #97546
#90. I'd rather argue against a hundred idiots, than have one agree with me.

Winston Churchill

Such An Idiot Quotes #98803
#91. But - yeah, that was real comforting. Give the Sick Idiot a serious disease pamphlet, then send her home. Makes sense. They

Ashley Boynes-Shuck

Such An Idiot Quotes #100290
#92. Watson."
"What?"
"I'm sorry I picked a fight with you," Holmes said sleepily. "But you should know I had a good reason."
"I know, I was being an idiot."
"No, it wasn't your fault. The note said you'd be killed if you stayed, so I fixed it. I was horrible until you went away.

Brittany Cavallaro

Such An Idiot Quotes #101203
#93. Your knight in shining aroumor may just be an idiot in tin-foil.

Alexis M. Smith

Such An Idiot Quotes #102200
#94. The idiot who invented instant grits also thought of frozen fried chicken, and they ought to lock him up before he tries to freeze-dry collards.

Lewis Grizzard

Such An Idiot Quotes #103822
#95. Imagine, if you will, that I am an idiot. Then, imagine that I am also a Congressman. But, alas, I repeat myself.

Mark Twain

Such An Idiot Quotes #104610
#96. Dressing up, for me, is looking like an idiot.

Theophilus London

Such An Idiot Quotes #108386
#97. Idiots can be defeated but they never admit it.

Richard Stallman

Such An Idiot Quotes #109398
#98. I'm not ashamed to look like a total idiot.

Lucy Punch

Such An Idiot Quotes #109620
#99. I know I don't want to ask this, but the compulsion's more than I can bear. What's kind of human?" Ash
"She's a ghost." Nick
"What kind of idiot dates a ghost?" Ash

Sherrilyn Kenyon

Such An Idiot Quotes #112896
#100. Idiot, n. A member of a large and powerful tribe whose influence in human affairs has always been dominant and controlling.

Ambrose Bierce

Such An Idiot Quotes #114612

Famous Authors

Popular Topics

Scroll to Top