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Top 100 Slap You Quotes

#1. The slap of a friend is trusted to help you ... but the kisses of an enemy is nothing but lies - Author: Anonymous
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#2. I deal with negative, nasty comments on a regular basis. It's difficult to digest because I've always been sensitive and it's a slap in the face to have someone respond cruely when you're trying to lift people up. It's been a huge lesson for me. - Author: Kathryn Budig
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#3. No matter what you say, or how much you talk, someone isn't really forgiven until you can stand beside them without wanting to slap them in the face. - Author: Alan Heathcock
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#4. I got to thinking - when it was too late - you have to reach out to people. To your family, too. You can't just let them sit there, you should put your hand out. If they slap it back, well you reach out again if you care enough. If you don't care enough, you forget about them, if you can. - Author: Cynthia Voigt
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#5. I didn't know you were such a light-weight. I would have cut you off, Love Lump."
I make a face, digging the bottle from the couch cushions. "Light-weight? This motherfucker is gone. Light-weight. Come lay on me. I'll slap your sweet pussy swollen. - Author: Pella Grace
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#6. You'll give up nothing to live your personal values at work. The same can't be said about choosing not to. - Author: Stan Slap
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#7. You have all these song titles and song time, and you put it in a certain order, and you slap a cover on it. That's a record. That's how I've seen all my records. - Author: Ariel Pink
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#8. Instinct is a strange thing. You cannot touch it, feel it, smell it, or hear it, but you must trust it, and that night, as we listened to the slap of the waves and the creak of the oars, I was as certain as I could be that my fears were justified. - Author: Bernard Cornwell
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#9. A slap from an angel will make you wiser
than a kiss from the devil. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#10. Woman? Is that meant to insult me? I would return the slap, if I took you for a man. - Daenerys Targaryen - Author: George R R Martin
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#11. You're not a normal priest, are you?'
He gave her a smile that hit her like a slap to the face and a kiss on the mouth all at once.
'My God, I hope not. - Author: Tiffany Reisz
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#12. Because I cursed him to it. (Acheron) Be glad I'm not physically there or I'd slap you upside the head. You know how free will works, so stop the whining and get off the cross. Someone needs the wood. (Savitar) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#13. I'm going to slap you." The words fell out of her mouth. "Okay," he said calmly. - Author: Elizabeth Finn
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#14. Become a worry-slapper. Treat frets like mosquitoes. Do you procrastinate when a bloodsucking bug lights on your skin? 'I'll take care of it in a moment.' Of course you don't! You give the critter the slap it deserves. Be equally decisive with anxiety. - Author: Max Lucado
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#15. Leave it to your best friend to grab you by the short curly ones with one hand and bitch slap you with the other."
"His Name was Harley Manfield - Author: T.A. Webb
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#16. Wine came from grapes and grapes were fruit. If you were going to judge every wine connoisseur, you would also have to walk around the playground and slap the box of grape juice out of every child's chubby little hands as well. - Author: Eric Dimbleby
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#17. SLAP! I saw a bright flash in front of my eyes, 'Don't you try and be a fucking smart arse in here, Holland, this is Partick cop shop you're in,' the irate copper retorted.
'So fuck,' I snapped. - Author: Stephen Richards
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#18. I do keep him at the back of my mind for those times I get me hopes raised about something. So then I can slap myself into reality and remind myself of what happens when you let someone into your sacred space. - Author: Melina Marchetta
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#19. I think the thing about it is when you grow up in Chicago there's such a thing as putting on airs, you know? And you just learn not to put on airs. Don't act like, 'Oh boy, I'm somebody.' They'll slap you down. - Author: Bob Newhart
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#20. Me? Crazy? I should get down off this unicorn and slap you - Author: Unknown
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#21. I want to go up to the closest white person and say: 'You can't understand this, it's a black thing' and then slap him, just for my mental health. - Author: Charles Barron
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#22. You don't know who you messing with man, I slap people for fun. That's what I do man! You wanna play rough, huh, I kill for fun! - Author: Chris Tucker
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#23. On the video monitor, they saw Ted Fielding slap the polished sphere and shout, "Open! Open Sesame! Open up, you son of a bitch!"
The sphere did not respond. - Author: Michael Crichton
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#24. I could feel the muscles in my face twitch as his response sunk into me. It was a resounding no with a slap of you fucking drunk attached. - Author: Cassandra Giovanni
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#25. What you don't learn in art theory is how too big a compliment can hurt more than a slap to the face. - Author: Chuck Palahniuk
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#26. The sea is very beautiful and gives us many things, but it must be understood and respected, or it will slap you ... - Author: J.Z. Colby
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#27. I've seen 'karma' slap people in the face. You have to be good to people. It really does come around. - Author: Kirsten Dunst
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#28. I could slap the shit out of you right now, but I won't because I know you'd enjoy it too much, - Author: Katie Ashley
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#29. Always expect a kick in the teeth," said Millon, "so that when you get a slap in the chops, it seems like a triumph. - Author: Jasper Fforde
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#30. Yeah, but you got claws and shit. I've got nothin' other than my cock. What am I gonna do, turkey slap any eternal to death? - Author: Mark Alders
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#31. Why slap them on the wrist with feather when you can belt them over the head with a sledgehammer. - Author: Katharine Hepburn
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#32. Don't make me climb across this desk and slap you, because I will. - Author: H.M. Ward
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#33. Should I slap a cowboy hat on you and call you Sissy? - Author: Roni Loren
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#34. I think fans can tell if you just slap a skateboarder on a game - you can't fool kids. - Author: Shaun White
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#35. At the crux of Half Dome, at the very top of the wall, imagine, like, a smooth wall of rock - a nearly vertical granite slap with tiny ripples for your hands and feet. And so you're really trusting the rubber on your shoes to stick to these ripples. - Author: Alex Honnold
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#36. I'm tryin' to figure out whether I'm gonna slap some sense into you or fuck the shit outta you. - Author: Madeline Sheehan
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#37. You had to deal every day with people who were foolish and lazy and untruthful and downright unpleasant, and you could certainly end up thinking that the world would be considerably improved if you gave them a slap. - Author: Terry Pratchett
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#38. His eyes lit up. "Oh, it's the Vanderbilts! They make these pumpkin and banana pancakes that are so good, they will make you want to slap your momma."
"I already want to," I muttered under my breath.
"What's that?"
"Nothing. Let's go. - Author: Shelly Crane
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#39. Saiman picked up a coffee mug, stared at it, and hurled it against the wall. It shattered into a dozen pieces. We looked at him.
"Your date appears to be hysterical," Rene told me.
"You think I should slap some man into him? - Author: Ilona Andrews
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#40. If someone slaps you on one cheek,
offer the other cheek also ...
but of course if you were able
to stand soberly
after the first slap. - Author: Toba Beta
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#41. You've landed slap bang in hell, so you'd better make the most of it. - Author: Paulo Coelho
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#42. I would decriminalize marijuana, but you step out of your house high and you bother somebody else in any way, shape or form, I'm going to slap a fine on you that's going to curl your hair! - Author: Bill O'Reilly
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#43. It looks like a typical voodoo sacrifice. (Fang)
Well, slap my ass and call me Sally if you're not bright. (Thorn) - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#44. Before you speak, my friend, remember, a spiritual man contain his anger. Angry words are like slap in de face. - Author: Chris Abani
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#45. Slap my ass and call me a tramp. You're responsible for this? - Author: Tiffany King
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#46. Wishful thinking pretty much always comes back to slap you in the face. - Author: Ellen Hopkins
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#47. Miss Carson, you need to step outside and slap me again. The side you hit is mostly dead. You need to hit the other side of my face so I can feel it like I should. - Author: Lorraine Heath
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#48. He looks like someone who could slap you or kiss you and you wouldn't be able to tell which one is coming and it would mean the same thing either way. - Author: Alden Bell
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#49. Nothing apparently, disturbed the mans air of having his mind on something more important than you. You wanted to slap him. - Author: Glen Duncan
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#50. You can't forget anything," I said, watching the words vanish into nothing. "And even if you do, it always comes back to bitch-slap you in the morning. - Author: Kim Harrison
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#51. Never hit a man with a closed fist," he told her. He could feel her pulse.
"Why? Because it gives you an excuse to manhandle me?"
He let go. "Slap his face instead."
"It will make him take you less seriously, and then he won't be expecting it when you knee him in the groin. - Author: Courtney Milan
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#52. A nation's not a child, for God's sake ... It's like a wild horse you tame by breaking it. Or a fiery woman you slap till she sees sense and warms your bed. - Author: David Hewson
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#53. Just slap something on it when you see a blank canvas staring at you with a sort of imbecility. - Author: Vincent Van Gogh
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#54. When you begin to wait for miracles, you give God a slap in the face. - Author: Sunday Adelaja
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#55. If you ever try to change my memories again, I will slap you into next spring." I took a breath, knees shaking as I felt small beside him, my white dress brushing against his black trousers. Some women get flowers or poems from their suitors. I get insults and threats. - Author: Dawn Cook
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#56. You see a guy, is what you see. Only God got distracted before he could slap a dick on me and went on to the next in line. - Author: Stephen King
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#57. How can a man slap his wife 'in the name of Jesus'? You instructed him to do so! You think I didn't see your e-mail to him a week ago? 'Break her with your hands, then soften her with flowers. - Author: Nnedi Okorafor
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#58. It isn't your problem." She leaned back, glaring and speaking. "Yeah. That's the part that makes me want to slap you upside your head. - Author: Kristen Ashley
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#59. Well, I did tell you I couldn't give you a thing. Maybe you've just realised that Alistair can give the god damn world, and the pleasure of kissing his shiny slap-head every day! - Author: LeeAnn Whitaker
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#60. I grit my teeth. Despite everything, I mutter with a smile, "No."
"No, what?"
"No, I'm glad you came."
"I haven't ... yet."I slap my book across his arm, blushing furiously.
"You're impossible."
"And you're incredible. - Author: K.A. Tucker
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#61. Kane: So, what should I do?
Helen: Are you looking for another slap on the head? Hook up that wonderful connection you now have with your mate. Go find her, explain how you feel and then have some great make-up sex! - Author: Nicky Charles
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#62. There will never be a day you feel unloved by me. And if you ever should, you have permission to slap me. - Author: Corinne Michaels
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#63. I'll tell you what I did need to learn was tolerance, and I think I've been actually given a daily opportunity to practice that, and it's - it's - and I know that that sounds almost like a backhanded slap, and it is in a way because I haven't been successful at it every day. - Author: Mel Gibson
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#64. There are so many people living the best life money can buy. I want to slap some of these people. Some of these people you think are living the best life but they're not rich on the inside. I started Reallionaire philosophy to be spiritual and be rich on the inside out. - Author: Farrah Gray
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#65. Death and loss, they plague you. So do memories. Like the Mississippi's incessant slap against the levees, they creep up with deceptive sweetness before grabbing your heart and pulling it under. - Author: Karen White
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#66. What do you call a slap that's waiting an inch away from your cheek refusing to back away? A caress - Author: Angelos Michalopoulos
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#67. I have stood your meanness as long as I intend to. You have played the part of a damn scoundrel, and if you were any part of a man I would slap your jaws and force you to resent it ... - Author: Nathan Bedford Forrest
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#68. Did you just pimp slap my ass with your angel hand? - Author: Debra Anastasia
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#69. Max flashed me a flirtatious smile. "Why don't you come and join us, me and you could -"
"Don't even finish that sentence, Slap-head."
"Hey, I told you, call me Max."
"While you're being a wanker, you're Slap-head. - Author: Suzanne Wrightt
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#70. I'm probably my biggest critic. I worry that if you spend any quality time reveling in good things then karma will slap you upside the head, so I try to stay as even keel as I'm able. - Author: Neil Patrick Harris
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#71. You know ... confessing to avoid prosecution is a time-honored strategy.
I don't want to be honored with time. Honor me with "slap-on-the-wrist," or maybe even "scot free. - Author: Howard Tayler
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#72. 'Shkoff' is to eat. 'Shkiaff' is to slap. Like, 'Gettouttahere I'm gonna give you a couple of shkiaffs,' or, 'Forget presentation, just shkiaff the food onto the plate.' - Author: Nadia Giosia
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#73. Sometimes you've gotta hide the medicine in the food. You can't slap somebody in the face with facts, all the time. It's too harsh - Author: Michael B. Jordan
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#74. Why in the hell is she still taking off my clothes? Oh, my God! Maggie wants to rape me! I slap at her hand and she grips my wrist. "Sydney!" She laughs. "You're covered in puke. I'm trying to help you. - Author: Colleen Hoover
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#75. Sometimes those fears creep into the back of your head, but then you slap yourself and think, 'Oh, woe is me! People actually like me.' What a silly thing to worry about. This is a huge opportunity, and I'm excited. - Author: Ben McKenzie
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#76. Dear Eldritch Snitch. I slap you with the satin glove of righteous wrath! From what noxious nest of nattering nincompoopery do you release your rancorous roosters of rumor ... - Author: James Kennedy
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#77. Live in the moment, just do it - those are phrases thrown around by people who don't know what they mean. Just do it - it's idiotic. You could slap that slogan on a picture of Hitler and it would make as much sense. He did it, all right. - Author: Gregory Galloway
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#78. No well-bred person goes ashore on someone else's island when there's no one home. But if they put up a sign, then you do it anyway, because it's a slap in the face - Author: Tove Jansson
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#79. I push him off, sit up an start puttin my clothes to rights. He's made a heroic effort to undress me.
You work fast, I says.
Yer a moving target, I hafts. Here, he says, lemme help.
I button, he unbuttons. I tuck, he untucks.
I slap his hand. I'll do it myself, I says. - Author: Moira Young
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#80. To some people you may give not your hand, but only a slap with a paw: and I would at your paw might also have claws. - Author: Friedrich Nietzsche
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#81. I believe this all has to do with how I decide to perceive the experience. Pain is part of life and makes you who you are meant to be. I just let it flow through me, at whatever rate it decides to do so. Then I go to the hockey rink and hit a few slap shots. - Author: Tohoru Masamune
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#82. The winds," Jason said. "Father, can't you unleash the winds to send our ship back?" Zeus glowered. "I could slap you back to Long Island." "Um, was that a joke, or a threat, or - " "No," Zeus said, "I mean it quite literally. I could slap your ship back to Camp Half-Blood, but the force involved... - Author: Rick Riordan
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#83. The critics slap labels on you and then expect you to talk inside their terms. - Author: Doris Lessing
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#84. You could slap his wrist for saying it, but then he said it with his face, and you could spank him for making faces, but then he said it with his eyes, and there were limits to correction - no way, in the end, to penetrate behind the blue irises and eradicate a boy's disgust. - Author: Jonathan Franzen
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#85. The good bodybuilders have the same mind ... that a sculptor has. If you analyze it, you look in the mirror and you say, okay, I need a bit more deltoids ... so that the proportion's right, and ... you exercise and put those deltoids on, whereas an artist would just slap on some clay on each side. - Author: Arnold Schwarzenegger
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#86. They cut the umbilical cord, give you a slap on the ass, and presto! you're out in the world, adrift, a ship without a rudder. - Author: Henry Miller
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#87. I growled and then slapped him.
"Hey!" His hand pressed to his cheek.
"You always say that when I slap you," I said.
"I think it's a problem that you know what I say when you slap me," he said. "That's not the kind of intimacy I'm looking for. - Author: Andrea Cremer
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#88. I'm a control freak. If you're going to slap my name on something, I would like to control it. - Author: Anthony Bourdain
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#89. This is Karma. I'm a bitch. Can you think of anyone who deserves a bitch slap? - Kat - Author: Jenny Han
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#90. There's only so many times a person can call you a pea-brain before you just snap and slap the shit out of them. - Author: Angela Roquet
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#91. She gave him the wide, green-eyed expression that she would have described as I will slap you so far into next week that it will take a team of surgeons just to get Wednesday out of your ass. - Author: Christopher Moore
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#92. He ignores Ivy's request and keeps on. "You never told me you could sing like
that! Jesus, I don't know what to think about anymore. My honey knows she's the
worst dancer in the world, and Dex is like a fucking rock god."
That earns him a slap on the head from Ivy and an eye roll from me. - Author: Kristen Callihan
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#93. Don't you wanna grow up to be just like me, I slap women and eat mushrooms then OD. - Author: Eminem
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#94. Gratitude is not a band aid and neither is happiness. You can't just slap it on a wound and it will automatically heal, but it is a salve that can help keep it clean, free of infection, and back on the road to recovery. - Author: James Fullerton
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#96. So what's it to be, Bear?"
Dev lifted his leg and gave a sarcastic slap to his thigh.
"By golly, I'll take door number two, Bob. You know the one that calls for straight suicide with a side of mutilation and pain? Sign my hairy ass up for that and don't be late. - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#97. Just because we're on schedule is no reason to shoot bad acting. Someone once said to me, 'You're inconsiderate.' And I said, 'Inconsiderate? Bad acting is the ultimate inconsideration.' It's a collective slap to a million faces at the same time. - Author: Debra Winger
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#98. But it is nice to know that you have other races lined up, because sometimes you can get so focused on your next marathon that it can become kind of unhealthy in some ways. So it's nice to have something else to slap you in the face and say, all right, there is life after the Olympics. - Author: Ryan Hall
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#99. You are so annoying. I could literally slap the sh*t out of you and feel so much better. - Author: Kourtney Kardashian
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#100. Characterization is not divorced from plot, not a coat of paint you slap on after the structure of events is already built. Rather characterization is inseparable from plot. - Author: Nancy Kress
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