Slap Stick Quotes

#1. Slap-stick comedy is really funny, unless you're the one getting slapped with the stick.

Carroll Bryant

#2. We can never get enough of what we don't really need.

Matthew Kelly

#3. he had kidded with us that if we didn't let go at the proper moment, he would slap our hands with a stick, and we had all laughed because who would be silly enough to hang on when they should let go?

Dee Williams

#4. What goes on inside isn't ever the same as what goes on outside.

Margaret Laurence

#5. While I had many friends as a child I aslo kept a great deal to myself. I noticed that adults were drawn to me. They would talk to me for hours at my parents' parties. Strange to find yourself at seven, dressed in pagamas with feet, listening to adults tell you their deepest secrets.

Frederick Lenz

#6. At the crux of Half Dome, at the very top of the wall, imagine, like, a smooth wall of rock - a nearly vertical granite slap with tiny ripples for your hands and feet. And so you're really trusting the rubber on your shoes to stick to these ripples.

Alex Honnold

#7. To see a man slip on a banana skin is to see a rationally structured system suddenly translated into a whirling machine.

Marshall McLuhan

#8. Nothing is as hard as it looks; everything is more rewarding than you expect; and if anything can go right it will and at the best possible moment.

John C. Maxwell

#9. If you know your own mind, you know enough to keep it always positive.

Napoleon Hill

#10. I went to Phuket already, but would love to go to Chiang Mai one day.

Roger Federer

#11. There's nothing clinically wrong with me, only an emotional imbalance - I pass too quickly from the wildest enthusiasm to the blackest despair.

Henri Matisse

#12. With a written agreement you have a prayer; with a verbal agreement you have nothing but air.

Robert Ringer