Top 66 Shitting Quotes

#1. When the Kiwis ran onto the field we could see the poor bastards were shitting themselves.

Wally Lewis

Shitting Quotes #9649
#2. As royalty, celebrities and the rich have always known, a smile is the most subtle and satisfying way of shitting on the inferior.

Michael Foley

Shitting Quotes #13060
#3. I actually think the creative process is finite, and I'm wondering whether I've retched everything up. Because it's like vomiting or shitting.

Andy Partridge

Shitting Quotes #14123
#4. I find it gross to talk about bodily functions like shitting or farting or your period, if you're a girl, unless it's extremely necessary.

Riley Keough

Shitting Quotes #103513
#5. You know, I can sort of control it now," I tell him, beaming. "I can moderate my strength levels."
"Good for you. I'll buy you a balloon the minute the world stops shitting on itself.

Tahereh Mafi

Shitting Quotes #113096
#6. How simple life is. It's as simple as this: you're hungry and you eat, you're full and you shit. Between eating and shitting, that's where human life is found. - (Houseboy + Maid, in Tales from Djakarta)

Pramoedya Ananta Toer

Shitting Quotes #164509
#7. She was walking toward the house as happy and stupid as I'd ever seen her. She might as well be shitting rainbows from the look on her face.

Donna Augustine

Shitting Quotes #185200
#8. And birds in the hand such an irritating way of pecking your fingers, shitting in your palm, and then flying away.

Stephen King

Shitting Quotes #204873
#9. When sociobiologists start shitting in their backyards with dinner guests in the vicinity, maybe their arguments about innateness over culture will start seeming more persuasive.

Laura Kipnis

Shitting Quotes #212680
#10. This prevented Elaine from making up any stories about whomever I was seeing at the time, man or woman. Therefore, no one was falsely accused of shitting in the bed.

John Irving

Shitting Quotes #216930
#11. Man, he's lucky I couldn't track down his ass or I'd have kicked it so hard that he'd be shitting from his mouth.

Bijou Hunter

Shitting Quotes #306905
#12. Have a smile for breakfast, you'll be shitting joy by lunch.

Joe Abercrombie

Shitting Quotes #332526
#13. With that, Tommy went off to do his seagull thing elsewhere on set - making a lot of irritating noise while simultaneously shitting on everyone.

Greg Sestero

Shitting Quotes #348819
#14. Gaunt men with sunken eyes squatted amidst sand and stones, shitting out their lives in stinking streams of brown and red.

George R R Martin

Shitting Quotes #370787
#15. Shitting fucking bastard! Fuck off you massive cockwank!' - Misty Meanor, during a particularly stressful encounter.

Matthew Sylvester

Shitting Quotes #416787
#16. They can't shit on us," said Alex. "That's really what I'm saying. You can't shit on us anymore." There was a silence. "I just want them to stop shitting on us," said Alex. "OK," I said. "Sorry.

Jon Ronson

Shitting Quotes #445521
#17. What's a matter Chris? You shitting yourself? You should be!

Mark Millar

Shitting Quotes #508238
#18. When I was ten years old, I realized I'd been kidnapped as a toddler. Of course, I would have to have been a fairly dim child to miss the clues. Great big pink-elephant clues, trumpeting and lumbering and shitting through the house, ignored by everyone except me.

Augusten Burroughs

Shitting Quotes #514164
#19. I'm just shitting rainbows all over the place.

Jessica Park

Shitting Quotes #533962
#20. I quit drugs before I quit drinking because drugs were taking their toll on me. I was sick of the headaches and the puking and the shitting blood. I figured I'd stop everything but alcohol, but then I overcompensated with drinking. Now I'm totally clean because I don't choose to do either.

Lars Frederiksen

Shitting Quotes #564144
#21. That's where the public like their artists - exposed, trousers down, arse up, doing a long stretch among serial killers, and shitting in front of strangers. That'll teach 'em to think their talent makes them better than mediocre no-brain tax-paying wage slaves like us.

Hanif Kureishi

Shitting Quotes #631819
#22. A few seconds of silence lapse, and I knew Carter was waiting for me to mention the huge "I'm pregnant" elephant in the room. Fuck that elephant! he can just sit there in the corner eating peanuts and shitting on the tile while giving me looks of disgust.

Tara Sivec

Shitting Quotes #648110
#23. She's shaking like a shitting dog," Riley says.

I look up at her and her hands that hang awkwardly at her sides and see her fingers trembling. "Yeah," I agree, "she is."

"She'll be shaking like a shitting dog when I'm done wither her," he says...

Beckie Stevenson

Shitting Quotes #651835
#24. You are four years old. You have to shit in the toilet. This is not one of those negotiations where we'll go back and forth and find a middle ground. This ends with you shitting in a toilet.

Justin Halpern

Shitting Quotes #726089
#25. King: "You're ... you're shit! You shitting, shitting shit!"
"Your Majesty," Durzo said gravely. "A man of your stature's cursing vocabulary ought to extend beyond a tedious reiteration of the excreta that fills the void between his ears.

Brent Weeks

Shitting Quotes #748677
#26. One can't go on anymore, she said, electronics seems so clean and yet it dirties, dirties tremendously, and it obliges you to leave traces of yourself everywhere as if you were shitting and peeing on yourself continuously: I want to leave nothing, my favorite key is the one that deletes.

Elena Ferrante

Shitting Quotes #767233
#27. What I never understand about a hangover is, where does the breath come from? You know what I mean? I mean, is someone shitting in your mouth?

Richard Pryor

Shitting Quotes #784312
#28. The passage of time eliminates some of the more intimate details of one's existence. The routine trivia like passing water and shitting and the amount of food and alcohol consumed in the course of daily survival. Sure, there were girls. Lots of'em. It's inevitable.

Ray Davies

Shitting Quotes #788715
#29. Talking to morons like that is like pissing in a urinal full of cigarette butts, like shitting in a toilet full of Tampax: nothing gets flushed, and everything starts to stink.

Michel Houellebecq

Shitting Quotes #793035
#30. Shit is another useful word. Also very common. For example, pleasantly surprised? You say 'No shit?' You think someone tells you tales, you scoff 'You're shitting me.' You find something you like very much, you exclaim 'That's good shit!

Jane Yolen

Shitting Quotes #800182
#31. Sorry, Maya, but it wasn't exactly a pleasure cruise for me either. The quicker you stop shitting yourself, the quicker we don't have to do this.

Gabrielle Zevin

Shitting Quotes #832082
#32. I am kind of majoring in bull shitting.

Kate Voegele

Shitting Quotes #880855
#33. Days she's wasted locked up here in this room, and nothing she's done is half as good as the sketch of a chair she did while shitting her pants.

Chuck Palahniuk

Shitting Quotes #888460
#34. I started meeting the right people, like [producer] Dave [Okumu], who explained to me how songwriting is really simple - "just like shitting," he said. "You gotta let it all out." When he put it like that, however disgusting it is, it made a lot of sense to me.

Jessie Ware

Shitting Quotes #898722
#35. An elderly camper realizes, with heart-skipping dismay, that during his afternoon bowel movement, he is unwittingly shitting on a zombie.

Robert Kirkman

Shitting Quotes #899983
#36. I don't know. Sometimes I try to say what's on my mind and it comes out sounding like I ate a dictionary and I'm shitting pages. Sorry

J.R. Moehringer

Shitting Quotes #960383
#37. Childbirth is at best necessary and tolerable. It is not fun.
(Like shitting a pumpkin, a friend of mine told me when I inquired about the Great-Experience-You-Are-Missing.)

Shulamith Firestone

Shitting Quotes #965739
#38. The incredible length of Bombay sped by, those endless sprawls of buildings, huts and shacks, children squatting and shitting by the tracks, refuse, the crowded grey roads twisting and winding between, all of it blurred but fearsome in its strength, in its very life that grew it unstoppably.

Vikram Chandra

Shitting Quotes #1008941
#39. Cheesecake. Are you shitting me? Who invented that? Probably Jesus of Nazareth. Or maybe Louis Pasteur. It makes me physically sick to think that Barack Obama won the Nobel Peace Prize, yet the name of the inventor of cheesecake isn't tattooed on Dick Cheney's face.

Rob Delaney

Shitting Quotes #1034727
#40. Love,' Asa said, 'is like a pigeon shitting over a crowd.'
'How so?'
'Where it lands hasn't got much to do with who deserves it.

Daniel Abraham

Shitting Quotes #1045724
#41. If I wasn't about to go on the run, I'd get one of those smartphones that people hunch over all day like shitting dogs.

Victoria Scott

Shitting Quotes #1046371
#42. Ultimately, wars escalate by eating their own shit, shitting bigger and eating bigger.

David Mitchell

Shitting Quotes #1049562
#43. I closed my eyes and listened to the waves. Thousands of fish out there, eating each other. Endless mouths and assholes swallowing and shitting. The whole earth was nothing but mouths and assholes swallowing and shitting, and fucking.

Charles Bukowski

Shitting Quotes #1084319
#44. This is indeed a funny country. Yesterday, for example, we were in a cafe which is one of the best in Cairo, and there were, at the same time as ourselves, inside, a donkey shitting, and a gentleman who was pissing in a corner. No one finds that odd; no one says anything.

Gustave Flaubert

Shitting Quotes #1084418
#45. Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew.

George R R Martin

Shitting Quotes #1110153
#46. There's nothing about the times when she wasn't funny or sexy, or when she talked too much or about her pissing or shitting. There's no way to really preserve a person when they're gone and that's because whatever you write down it's not the truth, it's just a story.

Steven Hall

Shitting Quotes #1114609
#47. We're asleep, said Suni. Just walking and talking, eating and shitting. Sound asleep.

And we have to be that way, of course, said Anne. It's the human equivalent of fallowness.

Spiritual hibernation, said Suni.

Alice Walker

Shitting Quotes #1119683
#48. There is a vast asymmetry in the dynamic here that Billy can't quite put his finger on, even though it's the elephant shitting all over the room.

Ben Fountain

Shitting Quotes #1161174
#49. You realize how many times you have to wet your thumb when you're counting out a million?"
"You're shitting me. They must have a machine or something."
"Right. A machine that wets their thumbs.

John Godey

Shitting Quotes #1201777
#50. Being a bird ain't all about flying and shitting from high places.

Voltaire

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#51. Aunt-Sister said Charleston had a case of the grandeurs. Up till I was eight or so, I thought the grandeurs was a shitting sickness.

Sue Monk Kidd

Shitting Quotes #1293176
#52. But cruel fate had not finished with us yet. My colleague's gasps and grunts from the rear ceased for a moment to be replaced by a horrified shriek. The bloody thing's shitting, Jim! She's shitting everywhere!

James Herriot

Shitting Quotes #1297169
#53. Manfred used to be a flock of pigeons
literally, his exocortex dispersed among a passel of bird brains, pecking at brightly colored facts, shitting semidigested conclusions. Being human again feels inexplicably odd. (331)

Charles Stross

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#54. Charleston had a case of the grandeurs. Up till I was eight or so, I thought the grandeurs was a shitting sickness. Missus was a short,

Sue Monk Kidd

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#55. There was a tattoo, in block letters, low on his pelvis. She sat up on the edge of the bed, her hands reaching behind to grab his ass and pull him closer, so she could read it. "You have got to be shitting me, THE END ZONE, really?"

Sarah Curtis

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#56. Shitting on a mouse is not expressly forbidden under California law.

Sue Grafton

Shitting Quotes #1425435
#57. How do you poop? Where does it go? If you get more prestigious as you go down, aren't you shitting on the upper classes?

Alanea Alder

Shitting Quotes #1454169
#58. But to tell the truth (to tell the truth!) I have never been particularly resolute, I mean given to resolutions, but rather inclined to plunge headlong into the shit, without knowing who was shitting against whom or on which side I had the better chance of skulking with success.

Samuel Beckett

Shitting Quotes #1471369
#59. Hey!" I wave my index finger in his face, "No shitting on pop music. Everyone needs some light, fun, sexy pop music. It's summer, and that right there, is the perfect summer song. It's hot."
"You're right, it is hot," he says, scanning my body with his eyes.

Hilaria Alexander

Shitting Quotes #1509638
#60. It's like America has a dog that's always shitting inside the house, and we solved the problem by getting a brown rug.

Jon Stewart

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#61. A group of ghosts is a fraid. No, really. I don't know what jackass came up with that one, but it's a real thing. A fraid of ghosts. Clearly, they've never seen a group of ghosts. Otherwise it'd be a "Pants-Shitting Terror" of ghosts.

Stephen Blackmoore

Shitting Quotes #1597704
#62. Always remember, you don't stop shitting your pants because you grow old. You grow old because you stop shitting your pants.

Dana Gould

Shitting Quotes #1611059
#63. At that point Lord Agamemnon, Atreus' son, began shitting whole goats, laughs Orus, speaking loudly enough that several captains turn to frown at us.

Dan Simmons

Shitting Quotes #1636019
#64. What was wrong with train toilet doors that just locked, instead of this multiple choice system? If anything goes wrong, you'll be sitting there while the whole toilet wall slowly slides away, unveiling you like a prize on a quiz show. For 500 points, a shitting woman!

Frankie Boyle

Shitting Quotes #1718951
#65. The horizon was shitting a sun, casting a glow on a layer of fog that was settling in the low areas like puddles of ghost piss.

David Wong

Shitting Quotes #1772366
#66. Want to talk about Shakespeare's sonnets?" asked Orphu of Io.
Are you shitting me?" The moravecs loved the ancient human colloquial phrases, the more scatological the better.
Yes," said Orphu. "I am most definitely shitting you, my friend.

Dan Simmons

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