Quotes About Candy Bars

#1. Could he be walking in circles? Maybe he would just walk and walk and walk until the warmers and the candy bars ran out and then sit down and never get up again.

Neil Gaiman

#2. Therefore, wheat products elevate blood sugar levels more than virtually any other carbohydrate, from beans to candy bars.

William Davis

#3. There's a list of foods I can't have in the house. Peanut butter, can't have that in the house. Potato chips, can't have that in the house. Random little small mini candy bars, don't even think about it. I just have to watch everything. I have to stay between 1500 and 1600 calories a day. That's it.

Richard Simmons

#4. You should write a novel." "Me? Write a novel?" "Well, you do read a lot of them." "And you eat a lot of candy bars, but I don't see you running out to hire a bunch of Oompa-Loompas and starting a chocolate factory.

Tammy Blackwell

#5. I don't really have one type favorite type of candy. When I was younger we used to always go to the rich neighborhoods where they give out the big candy bars, not the little fun-sized ones. We'd go back two and three times, hit them again and again. They didn't care and we loved it.

Tony Harrison

#6. We as parents are our children's first and best role models, and this is particularly true when it comes to their health ... We can't lie around on the couch eating French fries and candy bars and expect our kids to eat carrots and run around the block.

Michelle Obama

#7. We went from candy bars, to handle bars, to hangin' in bars, to being behind bars

MF Grimm

#8. Years are like candy bars ... We're paying more, but they're getting shorter.

Charles M. Schulz

#9. Cavities are made by sugar. So if you need to dig a hole, then lay down some candy bars!

Mitch Hedberg

#10. After we left the bedroom, I overheard Henry teasing Bryce about adding a little more nuts to his candy bars, and I had to leave the room so he wouldn't see me laughing.

Kristen Middleton

#11. No candy bars unless I've had a low blood sugar where I'm shaky.

Mary Tyler Moore

#12. Truth-tellers are not always palatable. There is a preference for candy bars.

Gwendolyn Brooks

#13. A $10 million windfall? At today's prices, I'd feel almost as rich as I did one day in 1936 when I found a dime on the sidewalk and blew the whole wad on 20 Mary Jane candy bars, a box of jujubes, and a double feature.

Russell Baker

#14. When I think back, I get mad at what they did to those poor men. Ernie must have had PTSD - they called it shell shock - and the doctors told him to keep it all bottled up inside. They didn't know any better, but it was like treating syphilis with candy bars.

Anita Diamant

#15. October, baptize me with leaves! Swaddle me in corduroy and nurse me with split pea soup. October, tuck tiny candy bars in my pockets and carve my smile into a thousand pumpkins. O autumn! O teakettle! O grace!

Rainbow Rowell

#16. The distance to the corner shops of childhood becomes unfathomable, immeasurable; the candy bars have changed. And change has changed.

Ilse Aichinger

#17. After watching my first World Series in 1977, I wanted to be Reggie Jackson. I bought a big Reggie poster. I ate Reggie candy bars. I entered a phase during which I insisted on having the same style of glasses Reggie had: gold wire frames with the double bar across.

Eric Liu

#18. I had teeth that stuck out so far, I used to eat other kids' candy bars by accident.

Rita Rudner

#19. I don't like candy bars. I eat the big rectangular bars. You know - anything between 85 and 50 percent cocoa.

Andrew Luck

#20. The glass door swung open and two big, homely women walked in looking guilty. They were the kind of women who, out of sheer loneliness, end up doing kinky stuff with candy bars and wake up with apple fritters in their hair.

Donald Ray Pollock

#21. You know what I do? I steal things. Fuck 'em! I grab a handful of candy bars and six magazines and head for the gate.

George Carlin

#22. I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late.

Mitch Hedberg

#23. Of course kids should pay taxes.Tell littlie johnny if he wants to ride his bicycle on the sidewalk instead of in the mud,he's got to pay3 more pennies when he buys a candy bar.

Jim Rohn

#24. Man is eating the earth up like a candy bar.

Anne Sexton

#25. Greatness, generally speaking, is an unusual quantity of a usual quality grafted upon a common man.

William Allen White

#26. My motto in life is 'if you give 100 per cent then no one can ask any more'.

Alan Shearer

#27. I don't generally talk about medical terms when I discuss my position as a disabled person. I take a social rather than medical approach to disability, and so long Latin names for congenital conditions are not relevant.

Stella Young

#28. Love,' Asa said, 'is like a pigeon shitting over a crowd.'
'How so?'
'Where it lands hasn't got much to do with who deserves it.

Daniel Abraham

#29. I am the same personal being who in old times upon the Earth had those experiences.

William James

#30. I like sugar, be it candy, this season's pumpkin chocolate chip bars, or wine. Sugar is bad for me. It just sits on my tummy, causing my middle child Esme to ask if we are having a fourth baby. Rude!

Alicia Coppola

#31. You are terrifying and strange and beautiful, someone not everyone knows how to love.

Warsan Shire

#32. A one-hour work-week ... would minimize the damage that Congress can do.

Charles Krauthammer

#33. Constancy will always be the genius of love, the indication of that strength which constitutes the poet. A man should possess all women in his wife, like those squalid poetasters of the seventeenth century who made fair Irises and dazzling Chloes of their lowly Manons.

Honore De Balzac

#34. If you eat one less candy bar or donut a day, you're doing your body some good.

Louise Hay