Top 100 Shark Quotes

#1. There's less need to slowly acclimate these guys to the tank," Bailey said. "They'll be food pretty soon, so their happiness is less important than the shark's.

Dave Eggers

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#2. I don't enjoy the boo scare when you're watching a movie and then suddenly there's a big shark on the screen. The only thing they're doing is catching you off guard.

Sergio Aragones

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#3. Almost any shark, three or four feet long, could kill a human being if it chose to do it. It could make you bleed to death. But they don't.

Peter Benchley

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#4. I just believe that sometimes in life you're like a shark - you have to keep moving through water; otherwise, you'll die.

Michelle Ryan

Shark Quotes #1020111
#5. I smiled at her, my most comforting, challenging, I'm-not-really-a-shark smile.

Jeff Lindsay

Shark Quotes #1021226
#6. Sometimes you can get a shark to eat itself if you fill the water with enough blood.

Shane Kuhn

Shark Quotes #1032822
#7. My tattoo is a cross, a rose and a shark. A cross is a cross, a rose like love and a shark is a pretty tough animal.

Goran Ivanisevic

Shark Quotes #1038744
#8. Nothing can shark the wheels or crush the spirit of a determined people, said Dim Chukwuemeka Odimegwu Ojukwu

Mgbasonwu Vincent Nwabinye

Shark Quotes #1047904
#9. There is no fire like passion, there is no shark like hatred, there is no snare like folly, there is no torrent like greed.

Gautama Buddha

Shark Quotes #1051414
#10. The shark is the apex predator in the sea. Sharks have molded evolution for 450 million years. All fish species that are prey to the sharks have had their behavior, their speed, their camouflage, their defense mechanisms molded by the shark.

Paul Watson

Shark Quotes #1053909
#11. And yet, it gives Peter nothing. Not now. Not today. Not when he needs ... more. More than this well-executed idea. More than the shark in the tank meant to frighten, more than the guy on the street meant to say something pithy about celebrity. More than this.

Michael Cunningham

Shark Quotes #1064523
#12. No, the shark in an updated JAWS could not be the villain; it would have to be written as the victim, for, worldwide, sharks are much more the oppressed than the oppressors.

Peter Benchley

Shark Quotes #1074415
#13. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.

Axl Rose

Shark Quotes #1078337

Lauren Tarshis

Shark Quotes #1087743
#15. I love you to the moon and back - you read that in one of the picture books you brought to my house whenI was sick. It's becoming this thing with us. I melt. And you knew I would. You've got all these aces up your sleeve - a real card shark.

Heather Demetrios

Shark Quotes #1099518
#16. It looks like I'm this huge shark going in for the kill ... I don't know what I was thinking.

David Gest

Shark Quotes #1119970
#17. So, let me get this straight," she said. "You're not afraid to scale Mount McKinley or swim in shark-infested waters, but you're scared of getting another scolding from your mother?

Tracy Brogan

Shark Quotes #1131552
#18. Sharks will scare me. I went out to Malibu a couple of weeks ago. Beautiful, clear day, out in five feet of water, going to surf, and there was this big ol' freakin' leopard shark ... I'm looking at him and I'm thinking, 'OK, he won't hurt me.'

Timothy Olyphant

Shark Quotes #1133009
#19. When you watch 'Shark Tank,' everything is about off-shore this, off-shore that.

Tom Douglas

Shark Quotes #1139889
#20. Her smiles were blood in the water, his demise the closely lurking shark.

Alessandra Torre

Shark Quotes #1144863
#21. And it was there that I saw the most appealing creature in the whole shop. He had a slight chink out of one foot and his 'topknot' was missing (a 'topknot' is on the top of a dragon's head and looks a bit like a shark's fin) but I bought him in an instant.

Chris D'Lacey

Shark Quotes #1153708
#22. Faye, if you got eaten by another shark, would you please at least have the decency to say so? My time is kind of limited, if you know what I'm sayin'.

Elle Lothlorien

Shark Quotes #1154873
#23. I've swallowed fish-eyes whole
like an endoscope.
I once ate a trout cooked inside a dolphin.
Felt like a shark eating another shark,
inside the cold-blooded womb of yet another shark.

Yann Rousselot

Shark Quotes #1162353
#24. Books are sharks ... because sharks have been around for a very long time. There were sharks before there were dinosaurs, and the reason sharks are still in the ocean is that nothing is better at being a shark than a shark.

Douglas Adams

Shark Quotes #1164790
#25. All he knew was that the rage was still there, eating inside him, not with the slow stealth of a cancer, but with the rapid, careless ravening of a weasel gnawing at his entrails, or the constant alimentary torment that drives on the shark to his incessant feeding until only death gives him rest.

Chet Williamson

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#26. Hand me down the shark repellent Bat-Spray!

Adam West

Shark Quotes #1172864
#27. Keeeerist! Look at the smile on the poor sumbiche's face. Ain't seen anything like that since the B.J. Killer was alive." - Shark Fin Soup

Fred Barnett

Shark Quotes #1178371
#28. I think a relationship is like a shark. It has to constantly move forward or it dies.

Woody Allen

Shark Quotes #1186822
#29. A shark who dreamed he was a man.

Rick Yancey

Shark Quotes #1187408
#30. She decided working security at the SkyMall ranked high on her list of worst ten jobs, right up there with shark tank cleaners - somebody had to do it - and proctologists.

J.D. Robb

Shark Quotes #1187767
#31. Morning shower cleans my body, but my mouth gets the first cleansing. Red silk tie accentuates a navy blue suit. Ready for a meeting at seven with 'human sharks'. Red tie? Forget it, a shark knows a guppy in fancy clothes.

Fidelis O. Mkparu

Shark Quotes #1190203
#32. The Bahamas has mangrove nurseries, coral reefs, shallow sea grass beds, and deep oceanic trenches - all perfect ecosystems for sharks. Photographing multiple shark species in exquisite water was the assignment I had dreamed about from the start.

Brian Skerry

Shark Quotes #1196676
#33. I've never been so scared in my life. I thought that shark was going to eat you."
TJ hugged me, resting his chin on the top of my head. "It didn't though."
"We're going to eat him now, aren't we?" I asked.
"Oh, hell yes," he said, a big grin on his face.

Tracey Garvis-Graves

Shark Quotes #1200162
#34. No one leaves home unless home is the mouth of a shark.

Warsan Shire

Shark Quotes #1202691
#35. Most people catch them breaching from the surface when they're shooting out of the water. I have them breaching from underwater in a 16-time sequence, a shark leaving the water and then reentering the water.

Michael Muller

Shark Quotes #1204031
#36. I've sat looking down into a volcano that could blow at any moment; I've helped catch a shark and several rattlesnakes; I let a tarantula walk across my hand, and I ate rat soup.

Alan Alda

Shark Quotes #1222425
#37. But it's also true that my memory is a card shark, reshuffling the deck to hide what I fear to know, unable to keep from fingering the ace at the bottom of the deck even when I'm doing nothing more than playing Fish in the daylight with children.

Lorene Cary

Shark Quotes #1237181
#38. I tapped the largest of the charms, a shark's tooth capped in silver. "It's never let me down yet." "How do you know?" Jasmine was smirking in an irritating fashion. "I'm not dead," I replied. Daryus

Amy Sanderson

Shark Quotes #1242199
#39. Is it a shark made of ice?" Hanoen asked. "Or a shark that lives in ice?

John Scalzi

Shark Quotes #1248087
#40. Gerard's spirit animal is a gazelle - that's how he's always answered - Frankie would definitely be a wolverine, I would be a shark because of my inability to sit still, and Ray? Ray would be ... I'm thinking super intelligent, super articulate, I would think owl.

Mikey Way

Shark Quotes #1257402
#41. A recent survey of Top Five Fears places public speaking alongside "identity theft" and "mass shootings." In the 1980s, it completed with "nuclear destruction." In the 1970s, "shark attack.

John Capecci And Timothy Cage

Shark Quotes #1259938
#42. The San Francisco skyline sparkles in the distance, the bay spread out before it like a shark-infested welcome mat.

T.T. Monday

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#43. They said it was only a ground shark; but I was not wholly reassured. It is as bad to be eaten by a ground shark as by any other.

Winston S. Churchill

Shark Quotes #1275615
#44. Love's pure free joy when it works, but when it goes bad you pay for the good hours at loan-shark prices.

David Mitchell

Shark Quotes #1276177
#45. To be a fantastic writer, live in your dreams and imaginations where you can dance like a peacock, swim like a shark, and fly like a butterfly. Live where reality has no power to change you.

Debasish Mridha

Shark Quotes #1288742
#46. EBay may be a shark in the ocean, but I'm a crocodile in the Yangtze River. If we fight in the ocean, we lose, but if we fight in the river, we win,

Jack Ma

Shark Quotes #1291134
#47. No, he didn't come to me for a gun. I only said that because of you, thought maybe you'd want one, with being shot and everything.'
'Why the fuck would I want a gun? Would you ask a man who's just been bitten by a shark if he wants to buy a shark?

Jay Stringer

Shark Quotes #1292365
#48. I didn't care about the backlash. I think the reason it was so severe was because they didn't know anything about me in New Zealand. If I had made jokes about a shark attack in the US, no one would have cared.

Anthony Jeselnik

Shark Quotes #1294861
#49. A human being is still more likely to die of a bee sting, snake bite or, Lord knows, automobile accident than by shark attack. We do not execute the perpretrators of death by car. We should not butcher an animal for an inadvertent homicide.

Peter Benchley

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#50. The computer revolution has allowed white-collar criminals to do what the Mob would have loved to do - put a pawnshop and a loan shark in every home!

Kurt Vonnegut

Shark Quotes #1305659
#51. And right in among those sharks was Queequeg; who often pushed them aside with his floundering feet. A thing altogether incredible were it not that attracted by such prey as a dead whale, the otherwise miscellaneously carnivorous shark will seldom touch a

Herman Melville

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#52. She maneuvered onto the board, getting into position on her stomach just like he'd taught, and tried not to freak out. She never should have watched Shark Week last year.

Robin Bielman

Shark Quotes #1309482
#53. If you see lots of shark attacks in the news, you think, 'Gosh, sharks are out of control.' What you should think is 'Gosh, the news loves to cover shark attacks.

David McRaney

Shark Quotes #1314499
#54. ...if you gobern de shark in you, why den you be angel; for all angel is not'ing more dan de shark well goberned.

Herman Melville

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#55. He's not safe. He's the shark-infested deep end of the sea and if I agree to go out with him, I'd be walking the plank, right off the boat and into his dark depth. How am I supposed to do that when I don't even know if I can swim?

Colleen Hoover

Shark Quotes #1330069
#56. Were the diver to think on the jaws of the shark, he would never lay hands on the precious pearl.


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#57. There are 350 varieties of shark, not counting loan and pool.

L. M. Boyd

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#58. The only reality show that I do tune in for is 'Shark Tank.'

Gail O'Grady

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#59. My dad was kind of a pool shark and had a Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin thing going on. I've always been fascinated by the fifties because of him. There was a hip, cool, anything-goes atmosphere back then, but looking good was still a priority.

Dylan McDermott

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#60. He doesn't move his face when he talks. His eyes are like shark eyes. Dead.

Carrie Fisher

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#61. A turtle swims in the background while this shark's face is distorted by the diver's camera lens.

James Mayrose

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#62. Petite and with a rounded figure exaggerated by her tight dress, she was a beautiful mermaid swimming through the crowded street, and Gil felt like a petrified little fish in front of a shark. Maybe

Mala Spina

Shark Quotes #1359899
#63. Sometimes making a story is as easy as putting two characters in a room and seeing what happens. So, imagine a great white shark and a giant squid in the same bathroom.

Jim Toomey

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#64. Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you're wet.

Sean Lock

Shark Quotes #1382862
#65. I have a totally unhealthy and unrealistic fear of being eaten by a great white shark. This is because I belong to a very specific demographic called American Child Whose Parents Made the Ill-Advised Decision To Allow Her To Watch the Movie Jaws At a Sleepover During Her Formative Years.

Elle Lothlorien

Shark Quotes #1383323
#66. If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool.

Trisha Goddard

Shark Quotes #1388010
#67. If the diver always thought of the shark, he would never lay hands on the pearl,' said Sa'di, a Persian poet from the thirteenth century.

Roman Krznaric

Shark Quotes #1395481
#68. THE 100 PERCENT TOTALLY DANGER-PROOF FUTURE IS AMAZING!' we shout. Terry runs into the wall again. I jump back into the shark's mouth.

Andy Griffiths

Shark Quotes #1409668
#69. Testing her sexuality, she thinks she's caught a beautiful fish, when in reality, she's netted a shark.

Tammara Webber

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#70. I'm like a shark. I've got to be constantly moving.

Kenny Chesney

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#71. Putting the brakes on is not an easy thing for a vamp to do. It's kind of like a shark trying to stop a feeding frenzy, or that old potato chip slogan: "Bet you can't eat just one.

Jim Grayson

Shark Quotes #1419131
#72. Mr.Blank's reputation as a card shark had preceded him. No one accused him of being dishonest, but on the other hand no one accused him of being honest.

Groucho Marx

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#73. Queegqueg no care what god made him shark ... wedder Fejee god or Nantucket god; but de god what made him shark must be one dam Ingin.

Herman Melville

Shark Quotes #1426058
#74. Well first of all, I think the phrase 'jump the shark' has jumped the shark. I read it in every article and I think that when Fonzie actually jumped the shark, 'Happy Days' was on the air for another five years.

Lisa Edelstein

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#75. I'd rather get eaten by an epileptic shark.

Lilith Saintcrow

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#76. I am a shark. A shark who dreamed he was a man.

Rick Yancey

Shark Quotes #1659354
#77. It's a moment. A defining moment when you know that your favorite television program has reached its peak. That instant that you know from now on ... it's all downhill. Some call it the climax. We call it 'Jumping the Shark.' From that moment on, the program will simply never be the same.

Jon Hein

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#78. No matter how strong you are, you cannot hold open the jaws of a great-white shark with your bare hands ... that can do your brain.

Ivan Stoikov

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#79. When I went to Australia, I went shark diving. It was crazy. It was called 'extreme' shark diving because even though we were in cages, we literally could touch the sharks swimming by. They were huge and I'm terrified of sharks. Then I went to a wildlife park and held kangaroos. That was nice.

Taylor Lautner

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#80. What's the inside of a shark smell like? I always thought it would smell like chicken.

Judd Hirsch

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#81. He was an FBI agent. She was a wanted fugitive. To think the would be together was like saying maybe a shark could go vegetarian. It just wasn't going to happen.

Tiffany Snow

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#82. I'm obsessed with crocodiles and getting eaten by one. When I hear that someone's been eaten by a crocodile or shark, I just get all gooey. I start salivating.

Tori Amos

Shark Quotes #1693167
#83. If you mess with my friend, I will personally feed you to a great white shark.

Rick Riordan

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#84. How sad. A leader bereft of followers. An angel with severed wings. A warrior without a sword." Beliel circles Raffe like a shark as he taunts him. "You have nothing left."
"He has me," I say.

Susan Ee

Shark Quotes #1699361
#85. I love contemporary art, although I wouldn't want a pickled shark in my house.

Bruno Tonioli

Shark Quotes #1703251
#86. Some people like being a big fish in a small pond, others a ferocious shark in the ocean, I rather be the ocean. In the end, fish die.

Behdad Sami

Shark Quotes #1716857
#87. The way he said friend reminded me of the way the shark in Finding Nemo chased Merlin in hopes to be friends not food.

Rachel Van Dyken

Shark Quotes #1727867
#88. People say, 'All my son will read is 'Captain Underpants,' or 'My son is crazy about shark books, is that O.K.?' I want to be the person to say, 'Yeah, that's really O.K., as long as he's motivated to want to read.'

Jon Scieszka

Shark Quotes #1728264
#89. Is that kink I smell?" I sounded like a sexy shark, circling.

Mackenzie Snow

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#90. These women, these Shark Tank Mompreneurs are so passionate about what they created and what they are doing, and that just shines through. That's a major reason why they nailed their audition.

Rachel A. Olsen

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#91. I'm like a shark, right at the top of the food chain. I take what I want, when I want. I truly am the reflection of perfection.

Ricky Martin

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#92. Rebecca Byers, the comm officer on duty, could have been bred from a shark and a hatchet.

James S.A. Corey

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#93. Wondering where the Mokians get all those shark teeth? Well it involves using children who read the last pages of books first as bait.

Brandon Sanderson

Shark Quotes #1776801
#94. I watch 'Shark Tank,' of course. It's very entertaining. I think it's actually good to help people think about the business they might start, and sometimes you get encouraged by looking at someone going into business and saying, 'Hey, I could do that.'

Fred DeLuca

Shark Quotes #1863868
#95. The pain of what? The pain of the raw torn places, the damaged membranes where he'd whanged up against the Great Indifference of the Universe. One big shark's mouth, the universe. Row after row of razor-sharp teeth.

Margaret Atwood

Shark Quotes #1843164
#96. I do not believe that one can become rich without being a shark; a sensitive man will never amass wealth.

Petrus Borel

Shark Quotes #1844568
#97. I don't spill my drinks on just any man, you know." She touched his cheek. "only dashing shark lovers with pantydropping accents.

Ophelia London

Shark Quotes #1861953
#98. Never have I know spirits so low they could not be raised by hearing of a Frenchman eaten by a shark!

Ben H. Winters

Shark Quotes #1863163
#99. Slit my skull open. Know what it'll be like? Like slitting open the guts of a great white shark. Stuff'll come out like you wouldn't fucking believe.

Philip Ridley

Shark Quotes #1876750
#100. Shark Tale feels borrowed, sampled and dittoed from the collective funniness of the past 10 years in studio-made animation,

Desson Thomson

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