Top 6 Sean Lock Quotes
#1. People say churches are half empty, they're not, they're too big
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#2. When michael jackson died i wonder if his life flashed before him and if it did, i wonder if he thought 'who's that little black kid singing my songs?!'
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#3. 90% of toys are made in china, which technically makes the chinese elves
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#4. Interesting fact: a shark will only attack you if you're wet.
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#5. Cheryl Cole got malaria ... well I guess that answers the question what do you give someone who has everything
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#6. A bit of advice: never read a pop-up book about giraffes.
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