Top 81 Sex Dirty Quotes
#1. The secret to a happy parternship? Keep the fights clean and the sex dirty.
Kevin Bacon
#2. Is sex dirty? Only when it's being done right.
Woody Allen
#4. I've had a lot of sex. Dirty, vanilla, familiar and anonymous.
Ainsley Booth
#5. Tom laughed at the phrase "sexual deviation." Where was the sex? Where was the deviation? He looked at Freddie and said low and bitterly: "Freddie Miles, you're a victim of your own dirty mind.
Patricia Highsmith
#6. But how was she supposed to ask him?
Hey, can I get your number?
Maybe we can get coffee?
Do you want to have hot dirty sex with me? 'Cause I want to have hot dirty sex with you.
Toni Aleo
#7. Love is all the dirty little tricks you taught me that you probably got out of some book.
Ernest Hemingway,
#8. I still believe that sex is dirty. It's just that now I wouldn't have it any other way.
Lily Tomlin
#9. I am sure no other civilization, not even the Romans, has showed such a vast proportion of ignominious and degraded nudity, and ugly, squalid dirty sex. Because no other civilization has driven sex into the underworld, and nudity to the W.C.
D.H. Lawrence
#10. Sex is only dirty when you do it right.
Ted Bundy
#11. Pulp Fiction is a, uh, gritty, urban satire. Pump Friction is a uh-uh, a bunch of uh, dudes and ladies having dirty sex.
Norm MacDonald
#12. The romance will be sweet but the sex will always be DIRTY.
Jax Hart
#13. Power is America's last dirty word. It is easier to talk about money - and much easier to talk about sex - than it is to talk about power.
Rosabeth Moss Kanter
#14. Man, I smashed her like an Idaho Potato
Mos Def
#15. It is hard to swear when sex is not dirty and blasphemy does not exist.
Ursula K. Le Guin
#16. It's a good thing, right, when an author gets turned on by the dirty scenes they write?!
Martha Sweeney
#17. The prison psychiatrist asked me if I thought sex was dirty. I told him only when it's done right.
Woody Allen
#18. To satiate is a dirty thing, she's mine, a possession, equally dirty and never satiates.
Stephen Demone
#19. It's like an itch, isn't it? You can feel it in your throat. You want to scream for me.
Nenia Campbell
#20. There's nothing depraved about sex. Of course with a little creativity, some toys and a whole lot of dirty talk, you can change that.
Suzanne Wrightt
#21. Maybe because I want to know how to please you. Or I'm a dirty bastard who needs to hear your honey-smooth voice talk about sex. Take your pick.
Kristen Callihan
#22. I can remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.
George Burns
#24. I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front of the washing machine.
Kristie LeVangie
#25. Watching Dawson's creek 'til I fall asleep. It's harder than it seems.
Mac Miller
#27. You smell of cheap cigarettes and dirty sex.
Alexis Hall
#28. my oral sex skills are off the chart. I know all about getting dirty down under. Let me show you, pretty please?
Kylie Scott
#29. I thank God I was raised Catholic, so sex will always be dirty.
John Waters
#30. How did sex come to be thought of as dirty in the first place? God must have been a Republican.
Will Durst
#31. No, no, no, no, no. Sex should not be fun, okay? Sex can be lots of things - thrilling, romantic, scary, mindless, dirty, dangerous, frantic, forbidden, freaky - but if you're finding it 'fun,' you're doing it wrong.
Mil Millington
#32. People have sex, even the religious ones. Yet, when sex is transferred into words, suddenly it's dirty, vulgar, immoral, trashy. Funny huh?
Hector Himeros
#34. If you feel dirty, insignificant or unloved, then rats are a good role model. They exist without permission, they have no respect for the hierarchy of society, and they have sex 50 times a day.
Banksy
#35. I'd done it, I'd crossed the line between accepted behavior and behavior most of the population would consider a lynching offense, and that morning I felt as real as any of the men in the Escape commercials. It had been dirty and nasty but I wanted more.
Matthew Stokoe
#36. Jesus, there's something downright dirty about beards. Fucking naughty. All I can think about now is sex.
Kristen Callihan
#37. After a bout of sex,
Sam: And P.S., if I'm going to have to do this Bible-holding business twice a year, I ought to get paid a special stipend.
Nick: I just made a deposit.
Marie Force
#38. I tend to agree that celibacy for a time is worth considering, for sex is dirty if all it means is winning a man, conquering a woman, beating someone out of something, abusing each other's dignity in order to prove that I am a man, I am a woman.
Toni Cade Bambara
#39. 32 grams raw, chop it in half, get 16. Double it times three, we got 48. Which mean a whole lot of cream. Divide the profit by four. Subtract it by eight. We back to 16.
Foxy Brown
#40. Is it weird to pray during sex? Maybe it is, but sometimes it happens. I've tried to accept that it's who I am - a man who loves God, and who loves fucking, that I can be dirty and holy all in the same moment.
Sierra Simone
#41. I'm going to make you feel so good," I swore to her, "that you're going to not just scream my name, but forget yours.
Shay Savage
#42. There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that.
Lewis Grizzard
#43. Your presence resembles a dirty martini,
she only drinks it when she's thirsty.
Shannon Lynette
#44. I remember I was unsure about doing 'Shameless.' I'd never acted in anything so commercial. I read the script in the garden with my mum, Mary. She said it's filthy dirty, but she said these people have love and sex and nothing else. That made me take the role.
Anne-Marie Duff
#45. Good sex, Little Red, is messy, loud and dirty - and that's if you're doing it right.
Ella Goode
#46. We had always segregated sex from feeling and from intellectual love, so you were either pure and virtuous, as Nassrin's uncle had said, or dirty and fun. What was alien to us was eros, true sensuality.
Azar Nafisi
#47. I wanted to fuck the arrogance right out of her, rip away the coating of innocence and take her to the dirty, sex core again.
C.D. Reiss
#48. I'd never been a talker in sex. Never saw the allure of dirty whispers. But now all I could think about was talking filthy and wrong.
Pepper Winters
#49. You emptied the top rack of the dishwasher but not the bottom, so the clean dishes have gotten all mixed up with the dirty ones - and now you want to have sex?
Lorrie Moore
#50. Yes the sex scenes are explicit but we all love the dirty bits!
Airam
#52. My only relationship policy is, don't bring your dirty laundry to work, no sex on company furniture and don't let it affect your work.
Paula Graves
#53. People say I'm a disgrace to the human race. I love overweight women when they sit on my face.
R.A. The Rugged Man
#54. As DH Lawrence said, the Protestant societies do dirt on sex, it is their dirty mind which aligns sex and a woman's genitals with the debased and soiled. This is something terrible, I think, and to be contended with head-on in art.
Micheline Aharonian Marcom
#55. Wicked men have done dirty things to u but never ever think that u are dirty!
Gladys Lawson
#56. If it is the dirty element that gives pleasure to the act of lust, then the dirtier it is, the more pleasurable it is bound to be.
Marquis De Sade
#58. Your quick 'no' is because I refused to say 'yes' to sex. They say men think with their dicks. I hope you do not run Easton with your -
Avery Aster
#59. Y'all get crimey crimey, grimy grimy. But those with a tiny hiney thay get whiny whiny
Cam'ron
#60. That our popular art forms have become so obsessed with sex has turned the U.S.A into a nation of hobbledehoys; as if grown people don't have more vital concerns, such as taxes, inflation, dirty politics, earning a living, getting an education, or keeping out of jail.
Anita Loos
#61. Still in bed at noon.
Everyday is Saturday,
when you are a whore.
Asa Akira
#62. In Lubbock, we grew up with two main things: God loves you and he's gonna send you to hell, and that sex is bad and dirty and nasty and awful and you should save it for the one you love.
Butch Hancock
#63. I never thought that sex was wrong, sinful, dirty. When you take away the thought of things being dirty or forbidden, then you can really enjoy your sensuality.
Gioconda Belli
#64. An instant later, they were kissing. It was no light brush this time, no exploring touch. This was all tongues and teeth and wicked wetness as he kissed her like a man who had rough, sweaty, dirty sex on his mind and didn't care if she knew it.
Nalini Singh
#65. Like sex in Victorian England, the reality of Big Business today is our big dirty secret.
Ralph Nader
#66. You can't talk about fucking in America, people say you're dirty. But if you talk about killing somebody, that's cool.
Richard Pryor
#67. It's dangerous and dirty and smells bad and
"
"Yeah, well, so is sex and drugs and everything else worth doing.
Lili St. Crow
#68. Go get dirty, baby girl. And I mean the naked kind.
Kelly Moran
#69. I like this dirty Chase, this crude and irreverent man. I want to go where he's taking me. I need to be dragged down to where he is so we can build ourselves back up, together, stronger.
S.R. Grey
#70. Your ... Your aura. It's ... amazing. It's shining. I mean, it always shines, but today ... Well I've never seen anything like it. I didn't expect that after everything that happened.'
I shifted around uncomfortably. If I lit up around Dimitri normally, what on earth happened to my aura post-sex?
Richelle Mead
#71. It's not true that I had nothing on. I had the radio on.
Marilyn Monroe
#72. I think I had a more European outlook about the body and sex. The body is in no way dirty, and sex is something beautiful to give to and share with a lover. It has nothing to do with promiscuity, because I only believe in being in love with one man at a time.
Dorothy Stratten
#73. You'd have thought they'd have been on about Sir Elton John, and the fantastic goals David has scored which have got us through to the World Cup. But what they were really interested in was that I was holding a bag that had 'Sex' written on it. It's quite bizarre.
Victoria Beckham
#74. It is almost impossible for an Anglo-Saxon to write of sex without being dirty.
H.L. Mencken
#75. In my totally unscientific yet enthusiastic survey of Communal Experiments Throughout American History, I've discovered that the thing most likely to break up said experiments is: Sex, all that murky, dark, dirty gunk simmering beneath human relations.
Lauren Groff
#76. Sex is just an activity, like anything else. It's not dirty, it's just two people playing with each other's bodies. Like dancing. Like a game.
John Fowles
#77. Pennsylvania. The boys nodded appreciatively, as if Abby had said Emily was from Naughty Dirty Sex Land
Sara Shepard
#78. The dirty red light was flashing. Over and over through the window. SEX! LIVE! SEX! LIVE! She was only eight, but her mind was quick. She wondered if people would pay to see dead sex.
J.D. Robb
#79. Washington is a city of locker-room boys, and all the old, outmoded notions apply: men and women are ushered to separate rooms after dinner, sex is dirty, and they are still serving onion-soup dip.
Nora Ephron
#80. No one we knew ever believed that there was anything between us but the sex and some virulent allure, my dirty dishwater circling the drain of you. Not a pretty comparison but maybe it's the best we'll ever deserve, either of us.
Caitlin R. Kiernan
#81. The Party was trying to kill the sex instinct, or, if it could not be killed, then to distort it and dirty it.
George Orwell
