Seriously I'm Kidding Quotes

#1. I'm sorry I bothered you, Susan. I'm just having a tough time. That's all. Have a good one," I said and walked away.

Stephen Chbosky

#2. He started to feel for himself, which is the only way to start feeling for others. (24)

Keith Ablow

#3. The person that you feel yourself to be, according to the Sufis, is a false person, which has no true reality.

Idries Shah

#4. Mr. S was finally retiring this year, which was a good thing, because he appeared to have run out of shits to give sometime in the previous century.

Ernest Cline

#5. Polly was a writer of many deadlines. There were the ignorable deadlines, the not-to-be-taken-too-seriously deadlines: the deadlines-before-the-deadlines deadlines, and finally, the no-kidding-around deadlines. She set these various dates, she'd told him, to fool herself.

Martha Grimes

#6. No one should ever take them self or others too seriously."

~R. Alan Woods [2012]

R. Alan Woods

#7. But our uneasy, unsettled feeling doesn't go away. I don't think we'll ever be able to reach our Shangri-La, however, I know it exists only in the depths of the forest or at the bottom of the deep blue sea.

Naoki Higashida

#8. Those who understand others are clever, those who understand themselves are wise.

Laozi

#9. What's my credibility? Why are they looking to me for advice? Isn't there someone more qualified?

Robin Williams

#10. No one's life is totally morbid. Even on a subtle scale there's little flashes of enlightenment and of happiness and joy.

Sylvester Stallone

#11. Be good and be kind," I tell her. "No matter how pretty you grow up to be.

Tarryn Fisher

#12. Behavior is the perpetual revealing of us. What a man does, tells us what he is.

Frederic Dan Huntington

#13. No one gave a shit enough to see it through. No one ever offered me that, until you.

Kristen Ashley

#14. When people are coming to Krakow and we show them how and where we practice, they are like, 'Seriously? Are you kidding me?' But we're always saying that what matters about the courts - the lines, the nets - are the same. I'm practicing in Poland even when I don't have good facilities.

Agnieszka Radwanska

#15. Why is it that when you wipe up dust its called dusting but when you wipe up a spill its not called spilling? Just something to think about.

Ellen DeGeneres

#16. What if the Secret to Success is Failure?,

Paul Tough