Kidding Showtime Quotes

#1. Some guys are assholes and you have to accept that.

Caroline Kepnes

#2. The rise of China as a new power is another great challenge for the US. Our failure to properly handle Germany and Japan earlier in the 20th century cost us and the world dearly. We must not make this same mistake with China.

Steve Forbes

#3. Sunny, happy with the music, no money. I'm thinking you're on holiday. Sipping yellow lemonade.

Alexandra Stan

#4. I am a believer in nutrient timing and supplementation, through 8Zone. I love eggs, apples, wild fish, leafy greens, brown rice, pasta, oatmeal, home grown Washington Potatoes, and cooking with coconut and olive oils.

Apolo Ohno

#5. Another side of my heart is called pain: ever pumping!

Munia Khan

#6. I love being in my kitchen. I'm quite a traditional cook, but I make a mean omelette. I'd like to open an omelette restaurant. Cheese and ham, chilli and mushroom, whatever you fancy, I'll rustle up.

Suzanne Shaw

#7. I love the smell of my mother's hair after she washes it.
I love the feel of the scratchy stubble on my father's face before he shaves.
But I've never been able to tell them.

Sharon M. Draper

#8. For the first time you will have some real democracy in the world. What exists now as democracy is not democracy - it is mobocracy.

Osho

#9. Remember: the amateur works until he can get it right. The professional works until he cannot go wrong.

Julie Andrews Edwards

#10. Without animals, something essential is removed from the minds of the farmers.

Wendell Berry

#11. Who's Heinz and what's an accordion?"
-Spader

D.J. MacHale

#12. Nathan kissed Madeline on the cheek and shook Ed's hand enthusiastically. He took an ostentatious relish in the civility of his dealings with his ex-wife and family.

Liane Moriarty