Quotes About Weed Smoking

#1. I now have absolute proof that smoking even one marijuana cigarette is equal in brain damage to being on Bikini Island during an H-bomb blast

Ronald Reagan

#2. Let us burn one from end to end, and pass it over to me my friend ...

Ben Harper

#3. smoking some exotic fairy weed.

Heather Killough-Walden

#4. [Phelps] firmly denies that he takes drugs, suggesting that the notorious photo of him smoking from a bong was a one-time lapse of judgment.

Michael Phelps

#5. I was diagnosed with paranoia for fear of never smoking weed again.

Eddie Bravo

#6. The ultimate 20-year plan is to be living in the Caribbean, writing, living off the land, eating from the ocean and probably smoking herb.

Ryan Phillippe

#7. Smoke the weed of your own heart to fly higher

Munia Khan

#8. People who smoke would have probably been regarded as fools or insane, if only a percentage of people who smoke smoked.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#9. Mind's in another world thinking how can we exist through the facts

Nas

#10. I've been smoking marijuana for 44 years now, and ... I think it's a tremendous blessing.

Lester Grinspoon

#11. We've legalized marijuana recently. Medical marijuana, but the rest will come.

Susan Sarandon

#12. Relax and take notes while I take tokes of the marijuana smoke

The Notorious B.I.G.

#13. I don't know what my assistant would do besides get me pot.

Zach Galifianakis

#14. Smoking's a way to let you down slowly from a ballgame. It also makes you use less of the resources around. It makes people better in the way they act towards society. Everybody's nicer. It's hard to be mean when you're stoned.

Bill Lee

#15. Sometimes in the shadows the view would light up, usually when he was smoking weed, as if the contrast knob of Creation had been messed with just enough to give everything an underglow, a luminous edge, and promise that the night was about to turn epic somehow.

Thomas Pynchon

#16. I support decriminalisation. People are smoking pot anyway and to make them into criminals is wrong. It's when you're in jail you really become a criminal.

Paul McCartney

#17. I'm so high, it's so lonely up here

Gucci Mane

#18. Me and my brother, Illa Noyz. We was smoking weed. A ton of weed. I had a friend who at the time sold weed, and it was just there. And we just smoke and smoke. I think we had about ... and remember, this is back in the day, this might have been when niggas were still smoking White Owls.

Sean Price

#19. Let's get to the point Let's roll another joint

Tom Petty

#20. Do you drink blood?" His tone was challenging. I felt like a daughter confronted by her father about smoking weed or drinking booze. "I

J.R. Rain

#21. All my friends were in the park smoking weed and getting pregnant. I didn't want to be the young black girl having a baby, a baby's father, being on welfare. That wasn't going to be my story.

Foxy Brown

#22. Basically what's happening is I'm pleading guilty to possessing and having plants and not guilty to the charges of supply.

Alan Cinis

#23. And the blunts and liquor killing our lungs and liver. The asthmatic drug-addict, I function with it

Black Thought

#24. Here in New York City you can now walk around smoking weed and all they will do if they see you is write you a ticket. Unfortunately, the ticket will be to a Jets game.

David Letterman

#25. I enjoy smoking cannabis and see no harm in it

Jennifer Aniston

#26. Most of the players in the league use marijuana, and I have and do partake in smoking weed in the offseason sometimes.

Josh Howard

#27. Well, the first two days in prison, I had to go through what life is like when you've been smoking weed for as long as I have and then you stop. Emotionally, it was like I didn't know myself.

Tupac Shakur

#28. I didn't start smoking weed till my junior year. I had a boyfriend who smoked a lot, and I was like, "Oh, I guess I'm moving on to this phase of life." I didn't fight it at all.

Ilana Glazer

#29. If passionate love is the coke of love, companionate love is like having a glass of wine or smoking a few hits of some mild weed. That makes it sound a little better than the uncle thing, right? We all like booze and weed more than we like our relatives, right?

Aziz Ansari

#30. Certainly, if more people were smoking instead of drinking, people don't get mean on weed, don't beat up their wives on weed, and don't drive crazy on weed. They just get hungry, don't go out of the house, or laugh a lot. I think it would make for a much more gentle world.

Susan Sarandon

#31. If I'm going to be totally honest, I don't think that smoking weed is that big a deal.

Chloe Madeley

#32. I roll with Ladies just as tropic as the chronic in my pocket Cop it, Crush it, Roll it, Spark it, and mix it in with the chocolate

Lloyd Banks

#33. If one seeks relief from unbearable pressure, one is to eat hashish.

Friedrich Nietzsche

#34. Back in the old days we used to smoke J's and got so blazed we called it the stone age

Illmaculate

#35. You've got to be careful smoking weed. It causes memory loss. And also, it causes memory loss.

David Letterman

#36. I've been trying to quit smoking weed and it's really hard quitting pot. It was actually easier to become a vegetarian because your friends never show up at your house with a sack of beef.

Brian Posehn

#37. Oh yeah, the preacher's kid has to be the baddest one. If everyone is smoking weed, we've got to smoke crack. If you're throwing rocks, we've got to throw bigger rocks

Nick Cannon

#38. I stopped smoking weed for my kids. One day, we were driving and you could smell it from somewhere. My daughter asked what the smell was so I told her it was a skunk. Then she said, 'Sometimes Daddy smells like that!' to me and my wife. So I knew I had to quit.

Mark Wahlberg

#39. Wet towel under the door,' said Barry. 'It's what you do when you're smoking weed in a hotel and you don't want everyone calling security. You're always supposed to have a towel. I read about it in a guide for hitchhiking through the galaxy.

Christopher Moore

#40. He was a nice guy, Jimmy, but rich or not he was dumb as a bag of retards, and smoking all that weed didn't help.

Chuck Wendig

#41. Reagan's Drugs Czar, Carlton Turner, said that kids deserved to die as a punishment for smoking poisoned weed, to teach them a lesson. Two years later, he called for the death penalty for all drug users. On

Shaun Attwood

#42. Smoking helped put me in touch with the realm of the senses.

Hugh Hefner

#43. Prison is for rapists, thieves, and murderers. If you lock someone up for smoking a plant that makes them happy, then you're the fucking criminal.

Joe Rogan