Top 53 Quotes About Wallets
#1. Recently released government economic statistics covering 2010, the first year of real recovery from the financial collapse of 2008, found that fully 93 percent of additional income gains coming out of the recession went straight into the wallets and purses of the top 1 percent.
Eric Alterman
#2. The military and the clergy cause us much annoyance; the clergy and the military, they empty our wallets and rob our intelligence.
Franz Grillparzer
#3. Anything's better than Gen X which is what we got. Thanks Douglas Coupland. We sound like a team of mutant vigalantees with frosted hair and chain wallets. Actually that's not completely horrible.
Patton Oswalt
#4. Men worry about childcare with their wallets, women feel it in their wombs.
Allison Pearson
#5. It wasn't that she wanted to be in college again, exactly. No, she just missed it sometimes, the aftermath of those nights out, inexplicable bruises and lost wallets, phone numbers being requested, make-outs with near strangers in crowded bars
Jennifer Close
#6. Our checks are pale. Our wallets are invalids.
Past due, past due, is what our bills are saying
and yet we kiss in every corner, scuffing the dust
and the cat. Love rises like bread as we go bust.
Anne Sexton
#7. Bitcoin, generally, is a great idea. Keeping wallets on smartphones is the worst idea of the decade
John McAfee
#8. Just as we should never balance the budget on the backs of the poor, so it is an economic delusion to think you can balance it only on the wallets of the rich.
George Osborne
#9. Ordinary human concern for human distress does not manifest itself ordinarily in the form of a gun aimed at the wallets and earnings of one's neighbors.
Ayn Rand
#10. If your marketing is not delivering consumers to the cash register with their wallets in their hands to buy your product, don't do it.
Sergio Zyman
#11. Where are the dogs going? you people who pay so little attention ask. They are going about their business. And they are very punctilious, without wallets, notes, and without briefcases.
Charles Baudelaire
#12. That's what wrong. We've got people whose wallets have not been baptized.
Johnny Hunt
#13. For the most expensive way to realize an orgasm, men open their wallets. For the cheapest, they close their eyes.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#14. Democracy is made up of three elements. One is whether the laws support pluralistic principles. The second is whether the people take advantage of these laws. The third element is whether the peoples' wallets are thick enough to benefit from this democracy.
Lech Walesa
#15. Most men, no matter how well or badly dressed, carry overstuffed, beat up wallets that should have been replaced years ago. Why is that? Every time I see a guy take out a wallet anywhere, it looks like a piece of old melted chocolate cake-with strings.
Jonathan Carroll
#16. All you need to do is to get clients in the hotel door; then they hand you their wallets for five days.
John Pritzker
#17. A blanket could be used to sell ice cream to streakers. Well, it could, if those naked runners didn't leave their wallets in their pants.
Jarod Kintz
#18. As more workers lose manufacturing jobs as companies cut back, some are being forced into lower-paying retail jobs. But they still have union cards in their wallets.
Bill Dedman
#20. When she smiles niggers ask her for her hand in marriage; when I smile folks check their wallets.
Junot Diaz
#21. How many bodies were floating around, and how many more would die? Not the uptown swells with cars, second homes, and wallets full of credit cards, but those who had no car, no friend with a car, those who'd never left New Orleans and weren't about to flee just because the mayor said to go.
Dan Baum
#22. Don't treat your customers like a bunch of purses and wallets.
Chris Brogan
#23. I've always loved when girls carry their wallets as a clutch instead of a bag.
Alexander Wang
#24. When the going gets tough: the poor close their eyes, the rich open their wallets.
Mokokoma Mokhonoana
#25. What flaw could you possibly find in his appearance?"
"His posture," Hannah muttered.
"What about it?"
"He slouches."
"He's an American. They all slouch. The weight of their wallets drags them over.
Lisa Kleypas
#26. Wallets can establish connections and change opinions. Things that fall apart can be glued back by money with astonishing alacrity.
Robert Walser
#27. Paintings are seldom guilty and often framed for crimes they did not commit. Some cover holes-holes in walls, holes in lives. Some make holes-in wallets, holes in hearts ... in negative space.
Marilyn Manson
#28. As we're bombarded daily with new ads for pills, diets and ab-doers, we have to protect our wallets and our time.
Dan John
#30. The best way to put more money in people's wallets
is to leave it there in the first place.
Edwin Feulner
#31. Your brand story's "happily ever after" involves open wallets.
Laura Busche
#32. Apocalyptic hysteria is much more effective at getting people to open their wallets than reasonable commentary.
Alex Pareene
#33. When Mitt Romney says he wants to reform the tax code, hold on to your wallets. We know Mitt Romney never met a tax haven he didn't like. But his new favorite tax haven is actually not the Cayman Islands - its Paul Ryan's budget.
Chuck Schumer
#34. Believe it or not, kids, duct tape was not invented so you could make trashy little wallets and hideous handbags out of it. I
C.M. Stunich
#35. This is a robbery, boy, gimme them dollars.
We hit the lottery, boy, it's in ya wallets!
RZA
#36. When incomes and bonuses decrease, revenues falter, and businesses stumble, it's more important than ever to give - not necessarily more, but in a way that matters more. When incomes are down and wallets are stretched, the effectiveness of our giving is what really counts.
Laura Arrillaga-Andreessen
#37. Our culture has filled our heads but emptied our hearts, stuffed our wallets but starved our wonder. It has fed our thirst for facts but not for meaning or mystery. It produces "nice" people, not heroes.
Peter Kreeft
#38. Enough to using Texas as a political laboratory for testing far-right ideas. Enough to using Texas as a workshop for fattening the wallets of their special interest friends and supporters. And enough of politicians listening only to each other, rather than real Texans.
Wendy Davis
#39. The money the president wants to borrow for Iraq will come directly out of the American taxpayer wallets in the form of Medicare and Social Security receipts. That's your money.
Robert Byrd
#40. Go Green, Live Rich is the ultimate toolkit for greening the planet and our wallets at the same time. No one does a better job than David Bach in showing us the practical strategies for how to enjoy living sustainably.
Terry Tamminen
#41. A lot of companies have chosen to downsize, and maybe that was the right thing for them. We chose a different path. Our belief was that if we kept putting great products in front of customers, they would continue to open their wallets.
Steve Jobs
#42. If there were such a thing as an inter-city thieving contest, Ankh-Morpork would bring home the trophy and probably everyone's wallets.
Terry Pratchett
#43. People don't buy with their head but with their heart. The heart is closer to the wallet than the head.
Mark Victor Hansen
#44. I hope you brought your wallet, 'cause the rent in Hell gets paid in advance!
Sarge
#45. Good art is in the wallet of the beholder.
Kathy Lette
#46. I don't know. Both my parents are dead. So? Wait, I got pictures of their corpses in my wallet. I had them blown up as murals. Here.
Doug Stanhope
#47. In the kingdome of a cheater the wallet is carried before.
George Herbert
#48. I have a couple of 'doing caps' in my wallet. That's what I call condoms.
Aziz Ansari
#49. Every one has his faults: but we do not see the wallet on our own backs.
Catullus
#50. I keep your soul
In my ageing wallet,
The unimportant stuff
(Money, cards, coins)
Stay loose in my pocket,
A place as fickle as they.
Phen Weston
#51. My doctor grabbed me by the wallet and said,'Cough'
Henny Youngman
#52. A batch of credit cards fattens a wallet before it thins it.
Evan Esar
#53. When you first open Niall [Horan]'s wallet, the first thing you see is a picture of Justin Bieber and a picture of us.
Liam Payne