Top 54 Quotes About Vibrator: Famous Quotes & Sayings About Vibrator

#1. Is it broken? Seriously. I mean my vagina. Not the vibrator. The vibrator definitely had some kicking power left in it. I think that cocky, sexy, asshole broke it.

Victoria Ashley

#2. A good man is a whole lot more satisfying than a thermal blanket and a vibrator."
"Grams! I can't believe you just said that!"
Her grandmother replied with a win. "I may be old, sweetheart, but I'm not dead yet.

Victoria Vane

#3. The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator.

Eva Longoria

#4. I was done with men. Totally and completely. I was looking forward to a life as a cat lady. I was going to get a dozen cats and a fucking great vibrator, maybe one of those rabbits I heard about, and that was it.

Kristen Ashley

#5. Free love is vibrator slogan.

Jay Caspian Kang

#6. Welcome," the man said in utter contradiction to his urban street clothes. He eyed the vibrator in Cooper's hand but whatever his thoughts were on a guy wielding a vibrator, he kept to himself. "I'll get some candles.

Jill Shalvis

#7. Is that a cell phone in your pocket," I whisper up at him, "or did I misplace my vibrator?

Lexi Ryan

#8. I'm thinking we should have a vibrator ceremony. Maybe we can all stand around in
the dead of night, carrying candles and chanting while she buries them in her backyard,

Kristen Ashley

#9. But the trade-off for my self-respect was a cold bed and an over-used vibrator, and it was starting to wear thin.

Sierra Simone

#10. She smiled as though someone had just offered her, the oldest virgin in town, a fully functioning Kingsize Vibro vibrator and a deluxe inhibition bypass.

Andrew Barrett

#11. You definitely have the voice for phone sex, but I've got to go. I have a date with my vibrator."
"Oh, Eva." Cross spoke my name in a decadent purr. "You're determined to drive me to my knees, aren't you? What will it take to talk you into a threesome with B.O.B.

Sylvia Day

#12. I'm looking for what might be called a body language. One thing I do is stick a vibrator up my cunt and start writing
writing from the point of orgasm and losing control of the language and seeing what that's like.

Kathy Acker

#13. Pfft. Wine is the greatest invention. Next to the vibrator, of course. They're equally fabulous.

Emma Hart

#14. Spoiled [10w]
When a woman gets used to an industrial quality pneumatic drill,
I seriously doubt if she'll use a vibrator again.

Beryl Dov

#15. I had one friend with same-sex orientation, and Dana hadn't spoken to me since I asked her to describe her honeymoon in graphic detail - and then made vibrator noises.

Dani Alexander

#16. Go nuts, girlfriend." He grins, making his face instantly more familiar. "I told 'em we met when we were both looking after Jamie. But I skipped the part about taking off my pants and daring you to find out if Wesley's massage chair would turn my dick into a real-life vibrator.

Sarina Bowen

#17. He eyed her cart with wry amusement. You either have a lot of very little flashlights, or a busy vibrator.

Jill Shalvis

#18. I think God is a giant vibrator in the sky ... a pulsating force of incredible energy.

David Arquette

#19. Help out her grandma and also learn to be social with something other than her laptop and vibrator while she was at it.

Jill Shalvis

#20. hands spread my ass cheeks while another vibrator was rammed up me. "Fuck!

Amelia LeFay

#21. Holy shit! That dog had my vibrator!

N.M. Silber

#22. New York City was the world's biggest vibrator. Everything vibrated above, and below the streets.

Nancy Pickard

#23. I don't get lonely. I have Nutella. And a vibrator.

Christian McKay Heidicker

#24. Relationships are one thing. I kind of agree with you there. But I'm talking
about sex. Don't you have ... uh ... needs?"
"Yes. But I take care of those by myself. I have a very handy vibrator.

Shelly Laurenston

#25. When Lauren hired a woman to come to the party and sell sex toys, Kristi turned to her and said, 'This seems like something you would want more than I would. I mean, I have Todd now and we're getting married, so I don't really need a vibrator. But it's fun for the single girls, I guess.

Jennifer Close

#26. Can I just ask, after we find this guy, can we talk about the Vibrator Ceremony? I'm thinking of making us all kind of choir like robes to wear but with sequins and some satin sashes as belts. Maybe in chartreuse.

Kristen Ashley

#27. Men exist because a vibrator can't fix a flat tire. On second thought, I should just buy a AAA card ...

Jill Shalvis

#28. I got a vibrator that needed two nine volt batteries. What am I - R2D2? I don't know what to do with that.

Chelsea Handler

#29. something glorious a minute later. How could anyone not have an orgasm? While she didn't ask for his cock, her mouth opened as she gulped in air. Perhaps it was when she dropped her head back that he understood she was ever so close, because he shut off the vibrator and pulled it out.

Vella Day

#30. Kira knew that his tounge felt like a vibrator set to the speed of Oh Hell Yeah

Jeaniene Frost

#31. My choices were either too much alcohol or a whirl with my vibrator, and I was damned if I'd have a battery-provided orgasm starring Dark and Dangerous.

Sylvia Day

#32. Light-headed, my body trembling from shoes to shoulders in random spells, like I swallowed a vibrator. It's always like this when I'm on the sauce. I dosed six hours ago.

David Wong

#33. A vibrator can last all night, too, vampire! - Denise

Jeaniene Frost

#34. He followed you into the staff room and didn't come back for twenty minutes and when he did come back, he looked like he'd been mauled by a woman who'd been locked in an empty room without a vibrator, or a man for ten years!

Samantha Young

#35. He held up his hand, and in it was ...
Oh, God.
The neon-pink vibrator, glowing in the dark now. It was following her, stalking her, all the way down the yellow brick road to hell.

Jill Shalvis

#36. You named your dildo." "No," she said. "Dildo is a town in Newfoundland, Canada. I have a . . ." She lowered her voice. "Vibrator.

Jill Shalvis

#37. I didn't want another vibrator night.

Alessandra Torre

#38. I just want mind-boggling sex tonight, but I don't think you can beat my vibrator.

Anna Bayes

#39. Ain't nothing greater than an x-rater with a nickname like Vibrator.

Snoop Dogg

#40. He had whispered the dark promise that he would fuck her ass, take her there, make her scream for him. She bit her lips, her fingers moving, one inserting into that tiny, dark hole while she wished she hadn't packed her vibrator so quickly.

Lora Leigh

#41. What the fuck is that? Harley Vibrator?

Khalia Hades

#42. Hell, a fifty-dollar vibrator could do his job, and I wouldn't have to listen to its bullshit.

Kendall Ryan

#43. She wished now she'd brought that vibrator as a flashlight instead of leaving it on the couch.

Jill Shalvis

#44. Even if times are tough and you're enduring a terrible heartache, it's important to focus your anger on a vibrator, not another person.

Chelsea Handler

#45. Give a man a fish and you've fed him for a day, but - " "Give a woman a vibrator, and she'll orgasm for life. I get it.

Penny Reid

#46. I thought you'd be entirely self-sufficient.""Oh I am," I shoot back. "You should see my vibrator collection.

Karina Halle

#47. The only options I have are a four fingered shuffle and an aging vibrator whose batteries, the last time I looked, were leaking a sticky liquid.
I long to do the same."
Time Was by Paul Adams

Paul Adams

#48. You make my insides feel like the vibrator's on!-Rev'ed up-throbbin'-as the beats send chill's down my mind into those dark legs of ecstasy where no man dare's whimper my name-That divine sensation that drives me into the nethersphere!-You here the trippin' I am drippin ?

Rickey Russell

#49. I didn't blame him. God, I wouldn't have blamed Bones if he'd duct-taped a vibrator to me and just took care of the whole sordid nightmare that way

Jeaniene Frost