Top 100 On A Date Quotes
#1. I'm an actor, I do movies, and I need to find somebody who enjoys that kind of stuff. It's not like, "Oh, I have my work time, and we go on a date, and it better be darn fun and exciting!" I think it should all coalesce a bit more.
James Franco
#2. So much could go wrong on a date. What if he turns out to be a jerk? [You need] A back-up plan, just in case he doesn't work out, you can move on to the back-up plan.
Taraji P. Henson
#3. I've never gone on a date ... If I've ever had a man in my life, it's because I know him well, and he really means something to me.
Blake Lively
#4. It's always best to avoid strangling the person you're on a date with. No matter how crazy he makes you.
Lisa Papademetriou
#5. I've actually never been taken on a date in my whole life.
Sienna Miller
#6. Maybe it was ridiculous to go on a date with someone I'd barely spoken to and whose main appeal was that he was good-looking and he liked Wilco. I'd certainly done such things with men based on far less.
Cheryl Strayed
#7. If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
Andy Rooney
#8. I wouldn't know what to do on a date. I don't have the time. To make a relationship work, I'd have to give something up, and I'm not so sure I'm willing to do that.
Tim Gunn
#9. Every audience has a personality. Some of them don't have the best personalities, but you're on a date with them for an hour and a half, so you just make the best of it.
Rita Rudner
#10. You don't feel honest on a date, I guess. You don't really get to learn about anyone. You're kind of being polite and you can ask the questions, it's just not a great time for me.
Vince Vaughn
#11. If you've got the body and the chutzpah, a pencil skirt is so sexy on older women. Look for ones that fall just below the knee. Think 1940s, cinched-in jackets - imagine you are Lauren Bacall on a date with Humphrey Bogart and you just absolutely have to wear very high heels.
Twiggy
#12. I would never say that I'm good at being on dates. I think I like to try to find a connection with somebody, like, that's my main thing. I think that maybe if you find a connection with a girl on a date, that's like the No. 1 thing, and then it's like, 'Cool, that was a great date.'
Chris D'Elia
#13. Never go on a date unarmed. Words of wisdom from my father. Well, my foster father. I was an orphan, of course. The best kings always are.
Brandon Sanderson
#14. Next is a box of truffles from Godiva and then a gift certificate from Victoria's Secret for an unknown amount. It's made out to my boobs, which Alex officially asks on a date.
Helena Hunting
#15. I used to be a real prince charming if I went on a date with a girl. But then I'd get to where I was likely to have a stroke from the stress of keeping up my act. I've since learned the key to a good date is to pay attention on her.
Matthew Perry
#16. I have no idea where to take a girl on a date. Sandor cuts short a laugh. We sit in silence, both of us pondering.
Pittacus Lore
#17. I've never really been on a date, because I've been with the same girl since my early twenties, but on our first date, I showed her The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. I was like, "Hey, you've got to see this!" And we've been together ever since.
Nicolas Winding Refn
#18. Young men do not want to have to take a consent form and a lawyer on a date, just as young women have every right to go on a date and to say 'No', having it respected.
John Redwood
#19. I wanted you to feel the rage boil in my blood when I found out you were going on a date ... with him tonight," he cursed the word, "after being with me last night. I wanted you to feel the same pain I did. The goddamn same debilitating pain.
Nicole Williams
#20. a man on a date wonders if he'll get lucky but the woman already knows.
Ashwin Sanghi
#21. I don't often know who should read what book. It's a little bit like trying to set people up on a date - a good match is unpredictable and mysterious.
Kristin Cashore
#22. Be optimistic. Always put on clean underwear if you're going on a date.
Jacob M. Appel
#23. While a kind man was working up the nerve to ask me on a date, I was working up the nerve to kill him with my bare hands
Amy McAuley
#24. Oh, I wouldn't want to go on a date with a female celebrity. I'd rather go on a date with a real woman.
Casper Van Dien
#25. The worst thing I've done on a date? Ask who her favorite serial killer is. Under a bridge. In the dark.
Anyta Sunday
#26. I mean, how bad could it be? (Imagine Carrie on a date with Jason on the Titanic, and you will begin to see where this all went so horribly wrong.)
Julia Mills
#27. I don't want to only ever meet you in the woods, even though I love this. I ... I gotta feel like there's something real beyond these trees. I want to be able to take you on a date. Just ... once.
Linda Kage
#28. If you don't want to tear off the clothes of the person you're on a date with and jump into bed with them, then what's the point? I'd never date; instead, I'd have lots of good friends and hug them a lot and life would be easier and neater and uncomplicated.
Rachel Machacek
#29. I think a lot of women would like to eat like a man, especially on a date. But they're probably afraid to. But a guy would love to see a woman with a healthy appetite. They love seeing women with a healthy appetite.
Michael Urie
#30. I am taking you out. On a date. Before things get crazy.
Cynthia Hand
#31. I don't know how to be sexy on a date. Put up a camera and a wind machine, and I'll give you sexy. Put me at a dinner table with some candlelight and the moon shining in and, oh, I will give you dork.
Tyra Banks
#32. Did you just ask me out on a date, Ms Parker?"
"No."
"Are you sure? Because I-"
"Still no. I need something, and you're the only guy who can give it to me." She cut him off before he could even say the words. "Yes, thank you. I'm aware of how that sounded. I'm hanging up now.
Julie James
#33. If you go out on a date, for the first date, a guy should pay, a guy should be respectful and, you know, I'm not saying roll out a red carpet, but, like, open the door and just be polite and just have common courtesy. I don't think that's too much to ask.
Carly Aquilino
#34. You have to tell guys to ask you on a date. Smile when you do it - however that works, I'm not 'Cosmo.' But yeah - not a lot of people know how to 'court' anymore, sorry.
Julie Klausner
#35. The worst thing a girl could do on a date is fart louder than me.
Niall Horan
#36. I wanted to hate Jake, of course, but as I watched them together, smiling and fumbling all over each other, I didn't hate him. I wanted to be him, sure, but I tried to remember I was ostensibly on a date with someone else.
John Green
#37. Tonight I want us to simply be Christian and Clara, two college students on a date.
Cynthia Hand
#38. On a date, you shared your deep thoughts with each other, but not that deep. We were eating sandwiches, for God's sake.
Jennifer Echols
#39. On the first day of Human Sexuality, Ruth Ramsey wore a short lime green skirt, a clingy black top, and strappy high-heeled sandals, the kind of attention-getting outfit she normally wouldn't have worn on a date
not that she was going on a lot of dates these days
let alone to work.
Tom Perrotta
#40. Horrible date all through high school and college. Here's an impression of me on a date in high school. Come on, chug it!
David Spade
#41. Yes, but I think-" "We should go out on a date tonight? I totally agree,
R.L. Mathewson
#42. You can tell everything you need to know about a person by the way they treat someone in a service position. If you're on a date with someone and they're rude to the waiter, shut it down.
Isaac Oliver
#43. I'm a good friend of Jonah Lehrer's. You should go on a date with him.
Bob Dylan
#44. Don't most men actually think that the more money they spend on a date, the more fingers they get to stick in your pussy before they kiss you goodnight?
Andrew Dice Clay
#45. When a single mom goes out on a date with somebody new. It always winds up feeling more like a job interview.
Brad Paisley
#46. I've been texting for a year with a couple of guys without ever going on a date with them.
Chloe Sevigny
#47. Anna, you do have decent fashion sense. But I've seen your outfits, and you don't have anything to wear on a date. Jeans, capris, geeky tee shirts, and more jeans.
J.M. Richards
#48. Men generally pay for all expenses on a date ... either sex, however, may bring a little gift, its value to be determined by the bizarrness of the sexual request to be made later that evening.
P. J. O'Rourke
#49. The nice way to meet a guy is through getting to know them first. Then you can really judge their personality. What I can't take is meeting someone, going on a date, getting to know them, then finding out they're a complete psycho - 'Great, I've just wasted all this time on you!'
Katy B
#50. If you think back to the first sporting event you went to, you don't remember the score, you don't remember a home run, you don't remember a dunk. You remember who you were with. Were you with your mom, your dad, your brother, on a date?
Mark Cuban
#51. The douchiest thing a guy could do on a date is to make a girl pay. If you invite her out and then make her pay.
Michael B. Jordan
#52. Your idea of taking me on a date is bringing me to a hotel?"
"It's more about fucking you in the hotel.
Whitney Gracia Williams
#53. How do you feel about going on a date with me? I'm abroad for another two weeks; you've got plenty of time to prepare yourself. It will be the best night of your life, of course.
Lucy Robinson
#54. Don't forget the prices are so high in theater; it isn't really where a young person can go on a date and buy two tickets and take someone out anymore.
Estelle Parsons
#55. When going on a date with someone they met online, the number-one fear that straight women have is going on a date with a serial killer. The number-one fear straight men have is going on a date with a fat woman. That says everything.
Cheryl Strayed
#57. I think it's definitely important to look like yourself on a date. You don't want to look like someone else with too much makeup or too much hair.
Lauren Conrad
#58. When I first started drawing the earliest incarnation of 'Optic Nerve,' I hadn't even been on a date; I hadn't had a romantic relationship of any kind yet, so in a way, I was almost writing science fiction.
Adrian Tomine
#59. Men don't even ask me out. I can't remember the last time I was asked out on a date, and I'm talking years here. I spend my life more and more alone.
Anna Nicole Smith
#60. Would it bother you if somebody asked me out on a date?" His laughter stopped instantly. "Why? Who asked you out? That asshole realtor?" That made me laugh. "No. You know there are more men in the world, right?" "Who asked you out?
Claire Contreras
#61. I see a cute guy in Starbucks and I'm like ... 'Oh, okay,' and I walk out. But who knows? Maybe I will ask somebody on a date soon!
Shay Mitchell
#62. I like dressing like I'm going on a date when I'm on stage.
Jenny Slate
#63. She looked back at him, her lips curving into an incredulous smile. "The man who just gave me the best orgasms of my life is asking me out on a date?"
"Um... yeah?"
"Um...okay.
Kathy Lyons
#64. I hate dates. I sit at home all day, and I don't fart once. I go on a date and I've got twenty in the bank straight away.
Carl Barron
#65. She hasn't been on a date in six months,' Derek rumbled behind us. 'No offense, but as long as you aren't related to her, you're fair game. Hell, even-'
Tori spun on him. 'I didn't know.
Kelley Armstrong
#66. I don't have much experience, but the few times when I would go on a date with a girl - like when I was 12 - there was a lot of sharing, and a lot of talking, and a lot of asking how I am. They thought we were dating, and I was sort of hoping to meet their brothers.
Anderson Cooper
#67. I hear that you were on a date with Trouble Kelp. Are you two planning on building a bivouac any time soon?
Eoin Colfer
#68. Alex probably brings his dates sharp knives as gifts, in case she'll need one when she's out on a date with him.
Simone Elkeles
#69. Think of the phone on a date as a grenade. As soon as you press a button, your potential relationship is blown to bits.
Anonymous
#70. Adrian, I'm on a date. Why are you here? On my car?
Richelle Mead
#72. Okay", I breathed. "Then what will it take?" I was completely out of my element. Begging a girl to go on a date with me. This was fucked up."
"Miss it."
I stared into her cold, blue eyes and knew I'd just met the kind of girl books are written about.
Tarryn Fisher - Thief
#73. Actually, I was trying to figure out if we were on a date, albeit one that had started at eight thirty in the morning.
Robyn Schneider
#74. Riding broomsticks, consorting with unholy powers. Who has the time for such pleasantries anymore? Why, I haven't been on a date since the late eighties.
Max Gladstone
#75. Great," I muttered. "Maybe we can go out on a date, fall in love, get married, have us a whole bunch of kids and die fucking horrible deaths
L.J. Hayward
#76. Men don't like me. I haven't been on a date for six months. I've just started a club with a girlfriend called the We Hate Men But We Can't Be Gay Club.
Lara Stone
#77. I'd got to that age when I was out on a date with a guy and I would be thinking: Don't mention your age, don't mention that you want a child - because they would just run out the door.
Denise Van Outen
#78. And then my mom called, "Have fun on your date, Hayden!"
Another step down and I thought, Good.Mom is mistaken and has led Nick to believe I'm going on a date.
One more step down and I thought,Oh no,Mom has led Nick believe I'm going on a date!"
Jennifer Echols
#79. Fun? "Katrina, I didn't request to be set up on a date. I can't go meet a complete stranger and ... ." he scanned the email again. " ... and spend the night with her?
Lia Davis
#80. Look at us talking blood and gore like we're on a date sharing our first sexual experience.
Hannah
#81. I've never been on a date before," Isabella said to Mary as she got ready that night.
"You've been on plenty of dates," Mary said.
"No," Isabella said. "I've been out to eat with boys who were my boyfriend, but that's not dating. That's just parelle eating.
Jennifer Close
#82. I don't mean to imply that I'm afraid of Death. I'm just not ready to go out on a date with him.
Dean Koontz
#83. When I love somebody, I love somebody. Like, I want to marry them. I don't date around. I haven't been on a date.
Katy Perry
#84. Building a professional relationship on respect as opposed to affection is a very good idea. Running your art projects the way you'd run a dry-cleaning business is also a really good idea. You shouldn't go into work like you're going on a date, like you're hanging out with friends.
Penn Jillette
#85. My two big date deal breakers are someone with no sense of humor and someone who chews badly. I will never be with someone who never laughs or someone who chews disgustingly, so if either of those things are detected on a date - it's a total deal breaker.
Elizabeth Gillies
#86. That's something I learned from both my stepdad and my grandfather - that there is a thing called chivalry, and it doesn't have to die with the birth of the Internet. The way I see it, if you're asking a girl out on a date, it's only right to do it in a way that she can hear your voice.
Justin Timberlake
#88. Elizabeth Brown prefered a book to going on a date. While friends went out and danced 'till dawn, she stayed up, reading late.
Sarah Stewart
#89. Ed? Are you alive?'
'Yes..and that's genuinely surprising
since your bike went over me about
halfway down. You're a very dangerous
girl to date.'
'We're not on a date.
Cath Crowley
#90. I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.
Arj Barker
#91. Very intense first summer out, to be 18 years old and never having gone on a date, never having smoked a cigarette, never had a drink, even a sip of beer, never kissed a girl, all of those things. It made for a fairly intense first year out.
Peter Jurasik
#92. Go on a date or something, you need to get a life,
Kiera Cass
#93. I once went on a date with a guy who chewed with his mouth open. It was like sitting across from a garbage disposal.
Penny Reid
#94. Women are complex creatures, Gabe. They think it means something when a man takes his sweet-ass time asking her on a date. They think it means you're just interested in the sex.
Jana Aston
#95. Always carry a book on a date so that when you get bored you can slip into the Ladies for a read.
Sharon Stone
#96. If a person ever came to me as a fan and tried to go out on a date, I wouldn't. I've had enough kind of crazy experiences in that department.
Meredith Brooks
#98. When I'm thinking about going on a date with some guy or considering liking him, it really doesn't matter what they do or how that affects my career.
Taylor Swift
#99. The first time we went out on a date, a little voice in my head said: This man will never hurt you, and nothing he had done in the seven years since had led me to doubt it. And then he turned into Marathon Man.
Jojo Moyes
#100. It's not that I lead this oblivious life where I think I've got such a great personality that people want to spend time with me. If someone has a poster of you or asks for your autograph, clearly you can't take them out on a date. It's not that interesting if someone is just interested in you.
George Clooney
