Top 31 N.M. Silber Quotes

#1. Do you know why the characters in my book look like us?"
"Pure coincidence?" he asked with a smile.
"Because I was fantasizing about us doing all those things together when I wrote it."
"Are you trying to make me cry?

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N.M. Silber Quotes #31703
#2. Fine. Will you thrust your turgid manroot into my dewy petals?

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#3. Gabrielle?"

"Yes?"

"I also like you." I wanted to throw down my phone, jog the two blocks and throw myself into his arms.

"Yeah, well I like you too even if you do put my clients in jail. See you later Mr. Prosecutor."

"See you later Ms. Saucy Mouth.

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#4. I would rather be a real Timex than a fake Rolex.

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#5. Facebook page likes don't read books.

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#6. I hated giving out free legal advice at parties, but at that moment, I would have drafted her will in crayon on a cocktail napkin ...

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#7. Do you want to fuck me, Adam?" I asked through gritted teeth.
"Is this a trick question?

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#8. Oh God! Oh God! Oh God!" "Oh, who?" he asked, pausing. "Oh Adam?" "That's more like it.

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#9. I like good smut,

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#10. Jesus, Gabrielle! Are you having a seizure?!"

"Please please please can I keep him mom? I promise I'll take care of him! Oh baby, I'll take care of him!"

"Good lord. She's finally gone around the bend. Can I have your Manolos when they come to take you away?

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#11. I want more than a one-nighter with a meal plan.

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#12. You've slept with Gabrielle?" Adam asked. "You haven't slept with her too, have you, Mark?"

"No!" Mark answered.

"Good, or I would have felt really left out.

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#13. I was incapable of producing
anything coherent at the moment so
rather than throwing out some witty
banter in response I said something like
"Ohgaahaad" instead. Feel free to quote
me.

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#14. I'm going to write a book about an intelligent woman who does stupid things when it comes to men. I'll call it, "My Memoirs.

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#15. I wanted to develop some hobbies. So far, I hadn't really developed any, but I did have a growing collection of empty wine bottles. That could be a hobby. And I had bookmarked several articles on making your own soap. In case, you know, soap ever wasn't readily available.

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#16. I need to get out more. I'm sniffing the prosecutors.

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#17. Just flirt with him and see what happens - those were famous last words if I ever heard them.

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#18. Hey baby, do you want to hold my Whopper?

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#19. I'm not adorable," I said, feeling unreasonably irritated. "Chipmunks are adorable. I'm empowered.

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#20. Well, we need to make sure we don't frighten him off. We'll approach him very slowly and speak in quiet gentle tones. Put on some nice perfume and let him sniff you.

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#21. Knock-offs may look good, but they never last as long as the real thing.

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#22. Holy shit! That dog had my vibrator!

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#23. Mr. Harris had three boxes of Melba toast, a can of smoked oysters, a wheel of Gouda cheese, two bunches of grapes, a package of smoked salmon, a can of sardines, a bottle of sparkling grape juice and a can of cocktail weenies in his pants. I simply ask you to please use common sense. Thank you.

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#24. Ms. Ginsberg. I wonder if you can help me. I have a legal question," Felicity Mason said. Great. I hated giving out free legal advice at parties, but at that moment, I would have drafted her will in crayon on a cocktail napkin to get away from Cole.

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#25. I just tried one where my client claimed he was urinating in a back alley. Turns out he was jerking off on a street corner. The prosecution had twenty-one witnesses. They were nuns." She looked pained.

"I understand," I said gently, patting her on the back.

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#26. Passion was part of what made us human. I wanted to be more than just a lawyer. I wanted to be a human too!

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#27. Holy freaking moly! Harvard really was well endowed!

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#28. I want to have hot, sweaty, monkey sex with you. Okay, perhaps that's too candid.

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#29. Daddy? We're the parents of a Chihuahua?" "You never know what the future holds. It would be good practice." "For when we had puppies?

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#30. And this is your close friend, Drew?" he asked looking at Mark...

"Good buddy... Just hanging out here. Doing guy stuff."

"Talking about women. And sports. And beer. And uh..." Mark added.

"Condoms," Drew added and I rolled my eyes. Brilliant.

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#31. The music came on and I was amused to hear Pitbull singing Mr. Right Now.

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