Quotes About Toasters

#1. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?

Peter Kay

#2. Indeed, everything was a shock at the beginning. The wash machines, dryers, dishwashers, garbage disposal machines, juicers, toasters, and yes, the ATM machines. Watching money spilled out of a wall was simply amazing!

Li Cunxin

#3. This is a country that can't even make toasters," he said. "And while they can make missiles, they can't feed their population.

David E. Hoffman

#4. I'm quitting the business today. I'm going to open up an appliance store, I've always really been into toasters. I'm giving it all up.

Dane Cook

#5. We think nothing of protecting consumers from faulty toasters or unsafe cars. Is it unreasonable to suggest that investors are entitled to information they can trust before investing their hard-earned money? I don't think it's unreasonable at all.

Jackie Speier

#6. Long lives aren't natural. We forget that senior citizens are as much an invention as toasters or penicillin.

Douglas Coupland

#7. Cars, toys, aspirin, meat, toasters, water - nearly every product sold has passed basic safety regulations well in advance of being marketed and sold. But consumer credit is a kind of buyer-beware, wild west. That is partly the result of history.

Elizabeth Warren

#8. I wished my family would buy normal sliced white bread, the kind that went into toasters, like every other family I knew.

Anonymous

#9. The whole world organizes itself around the fact that people manage to get their awkward bodies in position to fuck, an achievement honored by toasters, tandems, and tax cuts.

Lucy Ellmann

#10. Virginia is the place, where, technologically speaking, they will burn people at the stake for possessing such things as toasters.

Neil Gaiman

#11. Television is just another appliance- It's just a toaster with pictures.

Mark S. Fowler

#12. I have harnessed the cosmic rays and caused them to operate a motive device.

Nikola Tesla

#13. Why shouldn't a PC work like a refrigerator or a toaster?

Walt Mossberg

#14. I'm beautiful in my way 'cause God makes no mistakes. I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way.

Lady Gaga

#15. Every advertisement is part of the long term investment in the personality of the brand.

David Ogilvy

#16. I didn't feel good about cutting out parts of very famous speeches, ... You think you somehow need all of it or you get none of it, but that's not true.

Tom Stoppard

#17. Today's scientific question is: What in the world is electricity? And where does it go after it leaves the toaster?

Dave Barry

#18. Democracy is a gleaming Excalibur - let's not use it just to mend the toaster.

Russell Brand

#19. Ford stared at Arthur, and Arthur was astonished to find his will beginning to weaken. He didn't realize that this was because of an old drinking game that Ford learned to play in the hyper-space ports that served the madranite mining belts in the star system of Orion Beta.

Douglas Adams

#20. I believe it was Today show fourth-hour host Kathie Lee Gifford who said, 'If drag queens love you, you'll have the longest career in the world. They know phony and they know real.'

Kathie Lee Gifford

#21. Yea, and the little earth crumbles beneath our feet and we endure.

Ezra Pound

#22. A person moving in zero gravity feels a pitiful helplessness. One wrong move and you find yourself spinning wildly. Everyone becomes a baby again in outer space, laboriously learning how to walk.

Ulrich Walter

#23. Our toaster has two settings: too soon or too late.

Sam Levenson

#24. And when you graduate and get a job and find the one woman who finally stays - who you want to stay - she won't care that there's not a chance in hell you'll ever figure her out.

Melissa Foster

#25. Eventually we all must return home.

Rick Riordan

#26. Self-destruction is a taste I've savored much of my life.

Sarah Hepola