Top 21 Peter Kay Quotes
#1. Why does mineral water that 'has trickled through mountains for centuries' have a 'use by' date?
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#2. Old women with mobile phones look wrong.
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#3. It's impossible to look cool whilst picking up a Frisbee.
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#4. I might be collecting wheely bins in 12 months time but at least they'll be wheely bins outside back gates that I know, in a part of the country that I love. There's no place like home!
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#5. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp no one would eat?
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#6. No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers.
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#7. Garlic bread, it's the future, I've tasted it
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#8. There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when your hand or head is stuck in something.
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#9. I'm not homophobic. I'm not scared of my house.
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#10. One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger.
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#11. Amarillio, just turn to the left and 500 yards down
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#12. The most painful household accident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug.
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#13. Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose.
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#14. If a person owns a piece of land do they own it all the way down to the core of the earth?
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#15. You ever dip your biscuit in your tea and it breaks? I swear now, you never get used to that.
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#16. You never know where to look when eating a banana.
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#17. The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity.
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#18. I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
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#19. Is French kissing in France just called kissing?
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#20. Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones.
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#21. Some days you see lots of people on crutches.
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