Top 58 Quotes About Semen
#1. What if our bodies were transparent, like a washing machine window? How wondrous to watch ourselves. Joggers would job even harder, blood pumping away. Lovers would love more. God damn! Look at that old semen go! Diets would improve-- kiwi fruit and strawberries, borscht with sour cream.
Lucia Berlin
#2. Every time the circus comes to town, I can't help thinking, Somewhere out there, there's clown semen.
Dana Gould
#3. What's unacceptable is that you'll accept my cock in practically every orifice of your body, my tongue in your ass and you'll swallow my semen, but you won't accept clothing from me.
Ella Dominguez
#5. The female is, as it were, a mutilated male, and the catamenia are semen, only not pure; for there is only one thing they have not in them, the principle of soul.
Aristotle.
#6. Having no room of my own to "take care of things" had begun to weigh on me. I wondered if storing up semen would have a health impact on me, positive or negative, like shinier hair or weight gain.
Bill Konigsberg
#7. Guys are dumb. They're stupid and the only reason they exist is because their semen keeps the planet populated.
Amy Kinzer
#8. Thanks to Reagan, the insane now walk among us babbling about Starbucks and sodomite semen in this zombie apocalypse we call the 21st century.
St. Sukie De La Croix
#9. There is an erotic charge prising the top from a new lipstick, leaning into the mirror and painting your masterpiece. Lipstick has its own unique taste and lingers on your tongue like semen.
Chloe Thurlow
#10. you?" "Jealousy. It's toxic." "How about lying, which is all you ever do. Over and over again." "You need to start putting this on every time you go out, even on overcast days in the dead of winter." The viscous translucent lotion Carrie dribbles into her palm looks like semen. "And
Patricia Cornwell
#11. I'll take Classic 69 and semen-swapping for $300
Damon Suede
#12. Holy shit." Daisy breathes it out as they headed back to where Jonah was now standing with Levi. "If you made semen, I'd totally have your babies.
Lauren Dane
#13. Don't spit, swallow: there is protein and other good stuff in male semen; it's an acquired taste and, once acquired, totally addictive.
Chloe Thurlow
#15. I am alive, he says to himself, I am alive! And life energy surges hotly through him, and delight, and appetite. How good to be in a body - even this old beat-up carcass - that still has warm blood and live semen and rich marrow and wholesome flesh!
Christopher Isherwood
#16. A teaspoonful of semen contains the same amount of protein as the white of one egg. However, the consumption of semen can be much more fun.
Miriam Stoppard
#17. No test tube can breed love and affection. No frozen packet of semen ever read a story to a sleepy child.
Shirley Williams
#18. They say the streets is a demon in a dress,
Wit dollar signs in her eyes and semen on her breath
Lupe Fiasco
#19. Time to wake to a wholesome diet--Marx and Engels, Andy Warhol and Ken Kesey, Jack Kerouak and the Grateful Dead, Sartre and Gide--it was a regimen of semen in the sixties and we never even knew we were choking. [109]
Claire Robson
#20. Democrats are not angry about 9/11. Sad, maybe - sad that it didn't happen on Clinton's watch so his legacy would be more than a semen stain. But they're not angry.
Ann Coulter
#21. nothing encourages unleashing a torrent of semen like having to fire at the same time as another male.
Marah J. Hardt
#22. If God wanted to forgive our sins, why not just forgive them, without having himself tortured and executed in payment - thereby, incidentally, condemning remote future generations of Jews to pogroms and persecution as 'Christ-killers': did that hereditary sin pass down in the semen too?
Richard Dawkins
#23. She pulled the phone back to look at her photo, then, drawn by its ruthless intensity, kissed the image. Her lips left semen smears on the screen. Commodity fetishism at its finest.
David Cronenberg
#24. Over a man's life, his semen grew into a mobile library of every part of the body - a condensed distillate of the self. This
Siddhartha Mukherjee
#25. The way Grey speaks, one would think she had been garlanded in rubies and peonies rather than the semen of men who address her with a contempt that borders on revulsion.
Antonella Gambotto-Burke
#26. That's a fifteen-hundred dollar bedspread. Do you know what that means?"
Jessica held up a finger as she finished chewing, a sparkle of excitement in her eyes. "Oh, yes, I know this one. It means that you're an idiot for paying that much money for a semen towel.
Jewel E. Ann
#27. The industrial use of semen will revolutionize society
John Balance
#28. He had married this creature, this figment of the imagination of a million masturbatory men, semen-fingered and self-satisfied.
Gillian Flynn
#29. The world is your oyster, they say, so fill it with pearls of semen.
Trebor Healey
#30. Well, she said, "The reception of the semen is the height of ecstasy. I want it always, constantly." Isn't that extraordinary?
D.M. Thomas
#31. She screamed - more like a week. She informed me that a woman who doesn't have an orgasm a day will get dry skin, and lines. According to her you should rub your lover's semen into your forehead.
Hanif Kureishi
#32. That's right, you and God versus me, Vincent Kennedy McMahon, and the product of my semen, my son Shane!
Vince McMahon
#33. I was just thinking that he might be willing. It's not like he needs his semen.
Buffy Andrews
#34. The room stank of semen and smoke and sweat and whiskey, of old carpet and sour hay, saddle leather, shit and cheap soap.
Annie Proulx
#36. The sirens truly had no use for males other than their cocks and semen - the creamy kind, not the sailing kind.
Eve Langlais
#37. The very word virus began as a contradiction. We inherited the word from the Roman Empire, where it meant, at once, the venom of a snake or the semen of a man. Creation and destruction in one word.
Carl Zimmer
#38. What's the feeling everyday somebody to say right in your face lie... ( like a woman which sucks your dick and your semen goes right in her
mouth) and you can't do anything on this problem??
And what to tell you move on, soon or later??
Deyth Banger
#39. New Rule: It's okay for the president to play ball in the house. It's easy to judge and say this scene detracts from the dignity of the White House
until you consider the end zone is between Clinton's semen stain and where Bush OD'd on a pretzel.
Bill Maher
#40. Man comes from a drop of semen and leaves as a piece of dust. He doesn't know when he came and he doesn't know when he's leaving, yet he walks on the earth thinking he knows everything.
Ali Ibn Abi Talib
#41. The internet is a series of tubes, and all of those tubes are filled with Joe Francis' semen.
Theodore Stevens
#42. What we prayed for was emptiness, so we would be worthy to be filled: with grace, with love, with self-denial, semen and babies.
Margaret Atwood
#43. I was a boy that age once, and I know that 97.7 percent of their bodies are semen and the 2.8 percent is an incendiary device for spraying it.
Mat Johnson
#44. He usually never ate this much, but he figured he'd lost about two pounds in semen in the past twenty-four hours.
Tiffany Reisz
#45. I've gone cold turkey. Completely. I haven't even jerked off. Not once. In nine frigging days. I think the buildup of semen is starting to affect my brain. Like sugar to a diabetic.
Emma Chase
#46. The letting of blood, for him, like the letting of semen.
Benjamin Percy
#47. He'd lived so much of his life for sexual love, which was a filthy thing, really, all that saliva and semen and anal smears, filthy! Much better to live alone and watch TV in bed or talk to Pierre-Georges as he was in his bed and watching the same movie. Both of them spotlessly clean.
Edmund White
#48. Fruitcake is like semen, there's a lot of it about but no one wants to swallow it
Oscar Wilde
#49. I live in a man's world, but every man is born of us. Every man draws life from our womb. Some of them may regard us as less than starving cattle, but they would be no more than semen on the ground if we were so insignificant.
Kenn Bivins
#50. They excrete in the same water where they eat, and they eat in the semen-clouded water where they fornicate. Fish are disgusting.
Dean Koontz
#51. His soul exploded with the tip of his cock, spewing out an emotion, a need, a compulsive hunger as thick, hot and life-giving as the semen winging its way to her fertile, hungry womb.
Lora Leigh
#52. Neither were we allowed to choose what we ate. I have a friend whose seven-year-old will only consider something if it's white. Had I tried that, my parents would have said, "You're on," and served me a bowl of paste, followed by joint compound, and, maybe if I was good, some semen.
David Sedaris
#53. The majority of our relationship took place over the phone, saving me tons of calories in unswallowed semen.
Jenny Mollen
#54. Literature is the product of a strange rain of blood, sweat, semen, and tears.
Roberto Bolano
#55. One night, when I am old, sick, right out of semen, and don't need things to get any worse, I hear the voices again.
Hanif Kureishi
#56. I'll pray for good semen. And I'll get all of my friends to pray for good semen.
Buffy Andrews
#57. Literature, art, science, and religion degenerate when polemical struggle supplants the independent creation of ideas.
Semen Frank
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