Top 69 Quotes About Sausages
#1. Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored.
John Berger
#2. A few minutes later, Miss Charming gasped. But then, Miss Charming gasped a lot. She gasped when someone shut a door too loudly; she gasped when there were sausages for breakfast. She sometimes gasped and then coughed, as if she'd meant to cough from the beginning and gotten the two confused.
Shannon Hale
#3. The less people know about how sausages and laws are made, the better they'll sleep at night
Otto Von Bismarck
#4. My husband says my toes are like Wall's cocktail sausages. He feels peckish whenever he sees them.
Amanda Holden
#5. People tend to think that numbers are quite objective, but numbers in economics are not like this. Some economists say they're like sausages: you don't know what they really are until you cut into them.
Ha-Joon Chang
#6. Being in the Boy Scouts, you don't think about whether people are gay or straight. You're busy putting up tents and learning to cut sausages.
Boy George
#7. Several sellers of hot meat pies and sausages in a bun had appeared from nowhere and were doing a brisk trade. [Footnote: They always do, everywhere. No-one sees them arrive. The logical explaination is that the franchise includes the stall, the paper hat and a small gas-powered time machine.]
Terry Pratchett
#8. Otto von Bismarck quipped, Laws are like sausages, it is better not to see them being made.
Cory Doctorow
#9. I have no time for boiled sausages, or boiled vegetables of any nature really, and cannot for the life of me comprehend why anyone would still insist on serving dishes whose whole cooking process consisted of exposure to water, to freely invited guests.
Claire North
#10. Writing, and its theatre of operation, is better than working shifts packing frozen sausages; that's all I need to think about if I'm having difficulties.
Sarah Hall
#11. Comedy and sausages are the two things that if you know how they're made they affect the appetite.
Mike Myers
#12. Sausages sizzling on the bar-b-cue the sun is shining bright, today's your birthday, so we celebrate from morning, noon and night.
Susan Smith
#13. Tuscan sausages are smaller than their American cousins, each one demarcated with a string, a graceful loop drawn tightly into a knot - looping and tightening, looping and tightening, a symmetrically floppy, aesthetically appealing rhythm.
Bill Buford
#14. Isn't that tough?" Wayne called. "Like ... I once hadda eat twenty sausages for a bet. Won five notes, but spent an hour on the ground moaning like a fellow on the pot tryin' to force a mango through
Brandon Sanderson
#15. Laws are like sausages. It's better not to see them being made.
Otto Von Bismarck
#16. Around them peddlers were selling dog sausages, roast onions, and unborn puppies on a stick, but Dany had no need of such.
George R R Martin
#17. Orlaith asks as we return to the tree. Germany. You know they have sausages in vending machines there?
Kevin Hearne
#18. To retain respect for sausages and laws, one must not watch them in the making.
Otto Von Bismarck
#19. In order to retain a certain respect for sausages and laws, one must not see them being made.
Otto Von Bismarck
#20. My first outdoor cooking memories are full of erratic British summers, Dad swearing at a barbecue that he couldn't put together, and eventually eating charred sausages, feeling brilliant.
Jamie Oliver
#21. The short, fat fingers moved like dancing sausages across the strings;
Jonathan Stroud
#22. There is nothing so awkward as courting a woman whilst she is making sausages.
Laurence Sterne
#23. roast beef, roast chicken, pork chops and lamb chops, sausages, bacon and steak, boiled potatoes, roast potatoes, chips, Yorkshire pudding, peas, carrots, gravy, ketchup and, for some strange reason, mint humbugs. The
J.K. Rowling
#24. I recently went to New York for the first time, and honey, I'm in love with that place. I'm obsessed with its sausages.
Natalia Tena
#25. I'm on a diet. It's very strict: all hot dogs. Just sausages, constantly. It's working out - I've gained fifteen pounds!
Beth Ditto
#26. White pudding and eggs and sausages and cups of tea! How simple and beautiful was life after all!
James Joyce
#27. Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made.
John Godfrey Saxe
#28. A whole roasted lamb - stuffed with lamb sausages, organ and glandbreads, dried fruits and currants, tomato/garlic/onion mush, the entirety cardamomated, corianderized, cumined, cloved - was brought out on a spit, danced around. The carcassbearers were women, further gorgeous bursting Slavs,
Joshua Cohen
#29. Mr Dibbler can even sell sausages to people that have bought them off him before ... And a man who could sell Mr Dibbler's sausages twice could sell anything
Terry Pratchett
#30. if ever a pope should command me to play on the flute, build towers, to mend or weave garments, and to stuff sausages, ought not my reason to judge that the pope was foolish in so commanding?
Jan Hus
#31. Whoever would have guessed that in the land of cheap sausages and mashed potatoes there could be such a change which would actually bring the French from Paris every weekend to invade Britain en masse to eat great food and drink great wine.
Robin Leach
#32. I don't want to write formula. I don't want to crank these books out like sausages. Every book is different, which takes a hell of a lot of ingenuity on my part.
Sue Grafton
#33. It was actually quite easy to work with Uggie, because he's a really well trained dog. Very talented. I just had to follow him a little bit, improvise a little bit. Sometimes he'd follow me. Especially because of the sausages I had in my pocket.
Jean Dujardin
#34. I miss Irish milk. Probably not as much as Superquinn sausages.
Tristan MacManus
#35. Preparing the communal evening meal sometimes caused arguments. Every village in Sicily had a different recipe for squid and eels, disagreed on what herbs should be disbarred from the tomato sauce. And whether sausages should ever be baked.
Mario Puzo
#37. It was not a conspiratorial wink, nor did Hornblower attempt the hopeless task of trying to pretend he stuffed hot greasy sausages into his pockets every day of his life; the wink simply dared the old gentleman to comment on or even think of the remarkable act.
C.S. Forester
#39. No atomic physicist has to worry, people will always want to kill other people on a mass scale. Sure, he's got the fridge full of sausages and spring water.
William S. Burroughs
#41. I spy, with my little eye, something that starts with ... G."
"Sausages.
Adam Rex
#42. I walked back across the road straight past him, fumbling in my bag for my keys. Why did fingers always turn into cocktail sausages at moments of stress?
Jojo Moyes
#43. It's the only thing sexier than a sexy woman. A sexy woman cooking fuckin' sausages.
Roddy Doyle
#44. At school, I was brought up on revolting food - sausages, sausages and Spam - but at home, I had the most wonderful sponge puddings, which I don't indulge in very often now.
David Blunkett
#45. Doping in English football is restricted to lager and baked beans with sausages. After which the players take to the field, belching and farting. English football culture is one of pure, intense competition, and that's why I have always preferred it to Italy.
Paolo Di Canio
#46. I went into a butchers and I said, 'I'll have a pound of sausages. 'He said, 'I'm very sorry, sir, we only serve kilos in here. 'I said, 'Okay then I'll have a pound of kilos.'
Tommy Cooper
#47. Mix and knead together all the state business as you do for your sausages. To win the people, always cook them some savory that pleases them.
Aristophanes
#48. I still have nightmares about holding German sausages over my head.
Peter Molyneux
#49. Laws are like sausages. You sleep far better the less you know about how they are made.
Otto Von Bismarck
#50. If you eat caviar every day it's difficult to return to sausages.
Arsene Wenger
#51. In went water and loaves of blackbread and sausages and cheese, and out can shit and piss and language.
Kurt Vonnegut
#52. What? Sunday morning in an English family and no sausages? God bless my soul, what's the world coming to, eh?
Dorothy L. Sayers
#53. I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I had somehow missed a plateful of cold sausages on the previous 4,000 excursions. Then, for no obvious reason, I decided to buy a footstool.
Jeremy Clarkson
#54. Profits, like sausages ... are esteemed most by those who know least about what goes into them.
Alvin Toffler
#55. I was never a fan of Chanel. I liked it on other people. Some other people. All the ladies who were too plump and busty looked like little sausages.
Iris Apfel
#56. To Jewish audiences, worshiping a crucified man was blasphemy; it was about as kosher as pork sausages wrapped in bacon served to Jews for a jihad fundraiser.
Anonymous
#57. There are two things civilized Man should never see being made: Sausages and Laws.
Otto Von Bismarck
#58. The German lives in a state of perpetual intestinal embarrassment due to an excess of beer and the pork sausages on which he gorges himself.
Umberto Eco
#60. Vimes felt a sudden surge of civic pride. There had to be something right about a citizenry which, when faced with catastrophe, thought about selling sausages to the participants.
Terry Pratchett
#61. Like laws and sausages, if you love parchment it is perhaps best not to see it being made.
Keith Houston
#62. Men have made the world. And they've made a brilliant job of it. I love men. You know, men, you built Paris and you invented The Beatles, and, you know, and you've taught dogs to say 'sausages.' You know, I love your world. Thank you for it.
Caitlin Moran
#63. Politics is like sausages, you don't want to watch either being made.
Otto Von Bismarck
#64. You should see my corgis at sunset in the snow. It's their finest hour. About five o'clock they glow like copper. Then they come in and lie in front of the fire like a string of sausages.
Tasha Tudor
#65. Does it matter that the sausages are local? I'm just going to eat them, not make friends and go to the cinema with them.
Louise Rennison
#66. If you like laws and sausages, you should never watch either one being made.
Otto Von Bismarck
#67. I'm somewhat shy about the brutal facts of being a carnivore. I don't like meat to look like animals. I prefer it in the form of sausages, hamburger and meat loaf, far removed from the living thing.
John Updike
#68. They say making laws is like making sausages. You shouldn't watch. It's the same for acting, especially for the actor who works unconsciously.
Ed Asner
#69. We came from a family where we ran our own small business. Our dad made his own products. We made our own sausages, our own meatloafs, our own pickles. Dad had to do everything himself. He had to figure out how to finance his business.
Marcy Kaptur
