Quotes About Puking

#1. My love is a thousand French poets puking black blood on your Cure CD collection.

Henry Rollins

#2. A true friend will be there to congratulate you when you win an Academy Award and will also be there to hold your hair back when you're puking your guts out in the bathroom stall two minutes later! So keep your eyes peeled for the hair-holding kind.

Jordan Christy

#3. I loved Ian in the now, the way he looked at me, how he made my stomach swim, how he held my hair when I was puking my guts up after eating a bad enchilada. That's love.

J.A. Redmerski

#4. You know you've got problems when your head is hanging over the toilet, puking up your dinner, and what you're thinking of is your dad. And how he thinks you're not pretty.

Teresa Lo

#5. I tried heroin. I shot up in high school, but I just thought it was so dreary: puking and nodding.

John Waters

#6. If I can get it down on paper without puking all over the word processor, then as far as I'm concerned, it's fit to see the light of day.

Stephen King

#7. We have a no puke rule. The purpose is performance, not puking.

Jeff Galloway

#8. I went to film school at UT Austin. I learned a lot, and that school's good for puking up all your bad movies early and quick. But ultimately, no one can teach you to be an artist.

Jay Duplass

#9. You can't escape the puking sphinx.

Frank Zappa

#10. Confession was the emotional equivalent to puking, Riley supposed. Something bad went down, bits of it came back up, you felt better.

J. Fally

#11. Does a machine fall sick with sores and puking? Well, Eddie thought of saying, there was this bear ...

Stephen King

#12. Pick on our clients, will you, you parasitical, piratical, putrefied parcels of puking pus-filled perverts.

Anne McCaffrey

#13. You told Detective Stotts you think a wild storm is coming." "I thought you were puking." "Not with my ears," he said.

Devon Monk

#14. If I wanted people to take me seriously as an adult, I was going to have to swallow a few tongues. Hopefully, without puking.

Jen Ashton

#15. Shut up, already. Just once, could I get a demon with no vocal cords? (Anonymous) At least they're not puking on us this time. (Wynter) Small favor that. (Anonymous)

Sherrilyn Kenyon

#16. You get on the radio by writing your own songs. But we had the dilemma of not being able to play anywhere because we weren't able to play anything that anyone wanted to hear. So we learned songs that we thought that we could do without puking.

Wayne Kramer

#17. Seven Ages: first puking and mewling
Then very pissed-off with your schooling
Then fucks, and then fights
Next judging chaps' rights
Then sitting in slippers: then drooling.

Robert Conquest

#18. I don't intend to use beer as a crutch and drink until I pass out. So advice, keep an eye on that so you can get in there and get yourself drunk sex before it turns unpretty and drunk sex ends with me puking and / or passing out during the act.

Kristen Ashley

#19. Before I got in the car, I was puking all over the place and on the grid. I was just a shaking wreck.

James Hunt

#20. She hadn't even known they were volcanic, but now they were lobbing big seminal gobbets of lava all over their lower slopes, like a drunk prom queen puking on her dress. Shit was getting geological, yo.

Lev Grossman

#21. Seasickness in itself is not contagious, but I'm pretty sure that puking is extremely contagious.

Ray Palla

#22. I quit drugs before I quit drinking because drugs were taking their toll on me. I was sick of the headaches and the puking and the shitting blood. I figured I'd stop everything but alcohol, but then I overcompensated with drinking. Now I'm totally clean because I don't choose to do either.

Lars Frederiksen

#23. The stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking/stuffing/puking didn't make her skinny, it made her cry.

Laurie Halse Anderson

#24. I'm a moron because I don't want to lie in a gutter puking over myself ... yeah right

Davey Havok

#25. Christ must do a lot of puking when he reflects upon the good works done in his name.

Pat Conroy

#26. There is nothing like puking with somebody to make you into old friends.

Sylvia Plath

#27. 'St. Elmo's Fire' is one of my favorite films. I like the storytelling of those teenage American films. You don't get that now. Teenage American movies are all about sick jokes, puking a lot, arse jokes.

James McAvoy

#28. The yearbook voted me most likely to be scraped off an onramp by a puking fireman.

Christopher Titus

#29. You always knew at a park when someone threw up.

Pam Jones

#30. I can honestly say, with complete disappointment, that I have never purged in my life, because I have what I call a barfing disorder. Every time I puke, even when I'm sick with the flu or from food poisoning, I think I'm going to die. Weird, I know. No disrespect to you, Mary Kate. Rock on.

Kathy Griffin