J. Fally Quotes

#1. I'm so good at my job the law thinks I'm three different hit men and a serial killer. I speak Russian and French, I never had a pet, and the reason why you hate my coffee is that it's decaf.

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#2. I got body snatched by an alien." McClane grumbled a protest. "A sentient alien armor and weapons system," Riley clarified. "Very sophisticated. Very unique. Very much a smartass. His name's McClane

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#3. Killer yuppies in a soccer-mom car. It did have that certain je ne said quois.

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#4. Cowboys, aliens, hit men, and now a canyon full of survivalists. Young stared down into the chasm and the flurry of movement their approach was causing and shook his head in disbelief. How was this his life?

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#5. They couldn't very well bag everyone wearing a cowboy hat. This was Texas, which meant there'd be plenty of hats, and besides, there was such a thing as civil rights ... and, worse, civilians with camera phones.

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#6. El Paso," Andrej echoed slowly. "You do know there's nothing in El Paso but dust, heat, and illegal aliens, right?

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#7. Riley might've been more appreciative had he had any idea what was going on. He tried to rouse himself, find out specifics, but his head was throbbing - or maybe that was his brain; he could've sworn it was about to go pop like an overripe berry under a truck tire ...

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#8. He's unrepentant,' McClane pronounced, 'and insulting. And possibly suicidal. Can we kick him in the face?

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#9. Lord, save him from those with good intentions, for they tended to leave the worst damage.

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#10. Confession was the emotional equivalent to puking, Riley supposed. Something bad went down, bits of it came back up, you felt better.

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#11. Young certainly wouldn't have expected to be ambushed by three yuppies gone bad in El Paso, Texas. . . . young had never before been taken down by people wearing expensive shoes and tailored suits...not physically, anyway. He'd gone up against plenty of sharks in Washington DC,....

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#12. Whatever else the entity was, Young was starting to suspect it was also part cockroach.

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#13. Permission to shoot the fucker in the face when it comes over the rim?

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