Quotes About Pubic Hair

#1. Her pubic hair grew like a patch of grass that had been trampled by a passing army.

Haruki Murakami

#2. In a louder voice than I'd intended, I say, "Hey, beautiful."
"Shhh!" She attacks. "If you wake that baby, I'll pluck out every pubic hair you have the next time you fall asleep."
My eyes widen. She's been spending way too much time with Delores these days.

Emma Chase

#3. I dream that someone will love me as a person so wholly that it won't matter whether I have gray pubic hair or sagging breast.

Teri Hatcher

#4. Pubic hair is proof of sexual maturity and if your partner finds that a turn-off, you should probably reconsider that partner.

Hadley Freeman

#5. Man near entrance is shot in the head at close range from behind. The other two, multiple stab wounds, genitals severed, other injuries. Also head and pubic hair ignited, shot, muzzle in mouth. Three bullets recovered, 45 calibre."
Villani: "So you can't rule out an accident?

Peter Temple

#6. My hair was so overprocessed that after it was shampooed, it was like a dry brillo pad. I'd almost say it was the texture of pubic hair, but pubic hair is softer and has more body.

Lonnice Brittenum Bonner

#7. Depending upon shock tactics is easy, whereas writing a good play is difficult. Pubic hair is no substitute for wit.

J.B. Priestley

#8. I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.

Dylan Moran

#9. And, most important, if you like shaving your entire region, and somebody tells you that it's wrong because it makes you look like a baby, that person is a lunatic. You are an adult woman who happens to have no pubic hair. You are not a Lolita. You are an adult woman.

Alida Nugent

#10. Girls are removing pubic hair before fully having it. They would say I feel cleaner, it's for me, but then they'd say if a boy saw pubic hair down there they'd head for the hills.

Peggy Orenstein

#11. Sitting on couch, lying legs apart
Dark dirty naked. Smiling at me,
Wicked lazy lusty eyes. I moaned,
When saw movement inside his silent,
The thick forest of pubic hair.

Delicious David

#12. It was cool, his finger, being made of titanium, and he used it to stroke her, first on the outside, running it over her pubic hair until she began to moan, and then sliding it inside her.

Kathryn Davis

#13. I was deeply misled by Lady Chatterley's Lover, which seemed to insist that running naked through damp undergrowth with wild flowers entwined in your pubic hair was just about the closest thing to heaven.

Julian Barnes

#14. And don't put a bunch of bullshit in my mouth, or get cute and try to make me look stupid. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go to the salon to have my pubic hair straightened and dyed white so that my dick looks like Santa Claus." He closed the door, farting loudly all the way to his car. I went

David Wong

#15. Somebody's gotta stand up and say pubic hair is good, murder is bad. Sex is good, violence is bad.

William H. Macy

#16. Haven, don't ask me to define the boundaries of normal. You know how I was raised. My father once struck strands of his own pubic hair onto a painting and sold it for a million dollars.

Lisa Kleypas

#17. Back in the day, it was either both a mother and her daughter had pubic hair, or the daughter didn't. Today, in many a case, the mother is the one who doesn't.

Mokokoma Mokhonoana

#18. We're Jews. When you look at our pubic hair, it should look like Ewoks should be in there.

Jon Stewart

#19. The camera also took a moment or two to linger on Chase's athletic breasts, her erect nipples, and her pubic hair, which was dirty blond and luxuriant and not at all in the modern prepubescent shaven-porn idiom which Naomi loathed;

David Cronenberg

#20. See," Miranda said, "this is the truth." Sitting in class one morning, I found her pubic hair in my teeth.

David Burr Gerrard

#21. Like millions of others, he mockingly calls himself, in evocative modern street slang, a diaosi, the term for a loser that literally translates as "male pubic hair".

Anonymous

#22. I'm waxed clean - hairless as the day as I was born. But don't say 'Tia has no pubic hair.' That's so clinical. Use a nice euphemism. Say 'She's mowed her secret garden' or 'She's cleared the way to the Promised Land.' Because that's what it is, right?

Tia Carrere

#23. Only a few of the women sport pubic hair. He's never understood what that's about. Some of the men are bare, too. O tempora, o mores.

Kelly Link

#24. All girls over age 14 remove pubic hair. The only touching is to remove hair. That's grim.

Peggy Orenstein

#25. She cringed when she saw she needed a bikini wax - and cringed that she even got them in the first place. It wasn't the pain. It was the whole idea she was raising her daughter in a world where pubic hair was a problem.

Chris Bohjalian

#26. You look until you see nothing tangible, and that is God.

Thomas Moore

#27. Some things are easier to forget than other things, I'm noticing.

Amy Zhang

#28. The tiniest mite has an inner life of which we can know nothing.

Marty Rubin

#29. To say I have frizzy hair is an understatement. It is kinky, more pubic than cranial, and whitish blond, breaking off easily, like hay.

Kathryn Stockett

#30. To name is to make visible.

Margaret J. Wheatley

#31. If once we admit, be it for a single hour or in a single instance, that there can be anything more important than compassion for a fellow human being, then there is no crime against man that we cannot commit with an easy conscience.

Leo Tolstoy

#32. And the dreams of the devine will be captured in time, by our own reflections on paper."

Isaac Oosterloo. 2014

Isaac Oosterloo

#33. Come on, brain. Make words. Make. Words. "Hey,

Georgia Beers

#34. Leaders tap into the emotions of their people by getting excited themselves

Brian Tracy

#35. If you ever read one of my books I hope you'll think it looks so easy. In fact, I wrote those chapters 20 times over, and over, and over, and that if you want to write at a good level, you'll have to do that too.

Peter Carey

#36. People know I love to shoot action and that I'm not afraid of emotion.

Peter Berg

#37. Geometry is the only science that it hath pleased God hitherto to bestow on mankind.

Thomas Hobbes

#38. I am calling on everyone in this state to put the chaos and the division of the recall behind us and do what's right for this great state of California.

Gray Davis

#39. This enraged the other Nazi so much that the next morning he came to our house and he shot my father.

Bruno Schulz

#40. Oh, torture. Torture. My pubic hairs went gray.

Steven Spielberg

#41. I never compliment the other pitcher. I make my living off pitchers.

Carl Everett