Quotes About Pubic Lice

#1. When confronted by an angry partner wanting to know how it is that he or she suddenly has symptoms of syphilis, gonorrhea, pubic lice or any other unpleasantry, it is much easier to answer "I have no idea, dear - I must have gotten it from a toilet seat" than it is to tell the truth.

Anonymous

#2. I did not aspire to become the world's only virgin with pubic lice.

John Green

#3. The sun, like a boil on the bright blue ass of day, rolled gradually forward and spread its legs wide to reveal the pubic thatch of night, a hairy darkness in which stars crawled like lice, and the moon crabbed slowly upward like an albino dog tick striving for the anal gulch.

Joe R. Lansdale

#4. I was never a leading man. I've always been in the outer concentric circles in the company, being a character actor, which is a good place to be. It gives you that diversity.

Geoffrey Rush

#5. Jesus was a pothead- long hair, beard, sandals, carpenter- do the math it all adds up. Living with twelve guys with no visible means of support.

Ralphie May

#6. The reason I love kids so much is because they're so honest, so you know right away if they like you or they don't.

Colin Egglesfield

#7. Young women who want an education will not be stopped

Freida Pinto

#8. We've all got darkness inside us. And I've got quite a lot of darkness.

Antony Sher

#9. There is nothing better than being a parent. It is the most challenging job one could ever ask for. I love being a mom and I love being a friend to my children as well.

Marlee Matlin

#10. I use images as signifiers that point to layers of history, lost communities or a latent collective whispering within a certain context.

Shimon Attie

#11. Men can't bear to see women cry.

Mona Singh

#12. All religions develop, become exclusive, become divisive and quarrelsome.

Deepak Chopra

#13. I certainly could've gone off track many, many times in my youth.

Shania Twain