Quotes About Trump's Hair

#1. Donald Trump said he still wants to look more closely at Obama's birth certificate to make sure that it's real. Incidentally, President Obama said the same exact thing about Donald Trump's hair.

Jimmy Fallon

#2. Yesterday, after the Thanksgiving parade, Donald Trump appeared at Macy's to promote his new line of fragrances and business suits. Unfortunately, there were high winds and Trump's hair nearly killed two people.

Conan O'Brien

#3. After making insulting remarks about Mexicans, Donald Trump has been kicked off of NBC and Univision. On the bright side, Trump's hair has a new show on Animal Planet.

Conan O'Brien

#4. Don't ask a poet to explain himself. He cannot.

Plato

#5. Gorgeous hair is the best revenge.

Ivana Trump

#6. It seemed a little risky, enjoying something so ... fun, but I couldn't help it.

Susan Juby

#7. Donald Trump just announced that if Republicans don't treat him fairly, he will resurrect the Whig party and run as its hair apparent.

Michael R. Burch

#8. Donald Trump announces this morning that he will run for president. His hair will announce on Friday.

Albert Brooks

#9. We also have no incentive compensation of any kind. And the reason we don't is because it is detrimental to teamwork.

Jeff Bezos

#10. I think Donald Trump and Jeb Bush are the frontrunners. It's kind of like the race between the tortoise and the bad hair.

Jay Leno

#11. How would Trump travel as president? Obviously, he'd use Hair Force One.

David Letterman

#12. For me, I was literally trying to stay afloat. I never actually thought I would get my own sketch show. So the idea that one day I would have my own show is pretty wild. But once I got it, I thought, 'Yeah, this is exactly what I always wanted to do.'

Nick Kroll

#13. Macy's has severed ties with Donald Trump and no longer will carry his men's wear collection. From now on, men who want to look like Donald Trump will have to hunt and kill their own hair piece.

Conan O'Brien

#14. Donald Trump is the grandson of German immigrants. Don't worry. The last time a German guy with crazy hair took over a country, everything turned out fine.

Conan O'Brien

#15. I love my parents and they're wonderful people, but they were strict, and I still look for ways to get even. When I got my own apartment for the very first time and they came to stay with me for the weekend, I made them stay in separate bedrooms.

Elayne Boosler

#16. Today, possible presidential candidate Donald Trump released his birth certificate. It lists his eyes as blue and his hair as ridiculous.

Conan O'Brien

#17. Donald Trump has a great campaign slogan: 'A complex world demands complex hair.'

David Letterman

#18. Yesterday in New York City, Donald Trump officially changed his political affiliation from Republican to Independent. And Donald's hair has switched from pelt to carpet sample.

Jay Leno

#19. I grew up in a wood cabin on Puget Sound in Manchester, Wash. My family taught me to appreciate the arts and the outdoors, and I still yearn for the absolute silence I experienced there when I was young.

Steven Holl

#20. Critics say it's illegal for Donald Trump to run for president while hosting a TV show. It's also illegal to run for president if your hair wasn't born in this country.

Conan O'Brien

#21. The willingness to grow is the essence of all spiritual development.

Bill W.