Quotes About Parking Space

#1. Politics is not worrying this country one-tenth as much as where to find a parking space.

Will Rogers

#2. I favor parking a few miles from the office and walking to work. You get the benefit of exercise and besides it is easier to get a parking space.

Paul Dudley White

#3. in 2004 declaring that the world was flat, Facebook didn't even exist yet, Twitter was still a sound, the cloud was still in the sky, 4G was a parking space,

Thomas L. Friedman

#4. It's not like I'm going to run up and hug him."
His expression turned bland. "I'd sure hope not. I might get jealous."
"You'd get jealous if she hugged a tree," Archer tossed out.
"Maybe." Daemon coasted to a stop in a parking space behind the car. "I'm needy like that.

Jennifer L. Armentrout

#5. Discount air fares, a car in every parking space and the interstate highway system have made every place accessible - and every place alike.

Ronald Steel

#6. Don't ask God to cure cancer and world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space and fixing the weather for your barbecue.

Richard Dawkins

#7. If there isn't a parking space out front or I can't see my car from the window, we're eating somewhere else.

Jay Leno

#8. Prudence was waiting for us when we arrived, and I saw her visibly wince as I pulled the Fiesta into the parking space beside her Lexus, like an automotive version of Lady in the Tramp.

M.L. Brennan

#9. Family: A social unit where the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space.

Evan Esar

#10. Murphy had found a spot on the street, which made me wonder if she didn't have some kind of magical talent after all. Only some kind of precognitive ESP could have gotten us a parking space on the street, in the shadow of a building, with both of us in sight of the apartment building's entrance.

Jim Butcher

#11. 33% of urban traffic is actively seeking a parking space.

Donald Shoup

#12. Parking in Seattle is an eight-step process. Step one, find a place to park (gooood luuuuck!). Step two, back into the angled parking space (who ever innovated that should be sentenced to the chokey).

Maria Semple

#13. You could probably go three or four months without the word 'God' coming from my dad's mouth; Mum would pray for a parking space.

Laurence Fox

#14. Education can get you the only thing that really matters in today's world
an assigned parking space.

Gene Perret

#15. Parking space - 44 Eaton ... ? He flicked it quickly back

Jeffrey Archer

#16. Positioning is finding the right parking space inside the consumer's mind and going for it before someone else takes it.

Laura Busche

#17. block three times in search of a suitable parking space. We got there, and almost before I had closed the door behind him he said all the work was terrible. I

Jojo Moyes

#18. On many American campuses the only qualification for admission was the ability actually to find the campus and then discover a parking space.

Malcolm Bradbury

#19. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.

Laura Kightlinger

#20. I'm happy to report you still get nothing you don't need at Motel 6, and, therefore, you don't have to pay for it. I don't need valet parking. If I can drive the old crate 300 miles to the hotel all by myself, I can certainly handle the last nine feet to the parking space.

Tom Bodett

#21. Funny, gorgeous, and a genius. What a package. He backed out of the parking space, smiling as he drove away.
I loved that he left crazy off the list.
I loved it even more that he would never think to add it.

Myra McEntire

#22. The only reason I'm an actor is that a lady pulled out of a parking space in front of a producer's office.

James Garner

#23. Because after my marriage fell apart I felt like an empty parking space, and James just pulled into it.

Terry McMillan

#24. He managed to find a parking space out front. Before he had

E.R. Fallon

#25. I don't bother to look for parking space anymore. As soon as I get near Hollywood Boulevard ... I sell.

Bob Hope

#26. Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

Jerry Seinfeld

#27. I don't believe in angels, no. But I do have a wee parking angel. It's on my dashboard and you wind it up. The wings flap and it's supposed to give you a parking space. It's worked so far.

Billy Connolly

#28. The man who is tired of London is tired of looking for a parking space

Paul Theroux

#29. Only in america will you see people circling the parking lot looking for a close space at a gym.

Don King

#30. Going to a party uninvited always has been a negative action. It never has been acceptable. At the very least, it upsets kitchen preparations, parking arrangements, and even details such as space for hanging coats and depositing dripping umbrellas.

Letitia Baldrige

#31. After searching for a space, I parked behind the tattoo parlor in front of a sign that said NO PARKING. Since it didn't specify to whom it was referring, I figured it couldn't possibly be talking to me.

Darynda Jones

#32. The problems with conventional parking meters are myriad. Nevertheless, two advanced technologies, multispace parking meters and curb-space occupancy sensors, can make it much easier for users to pay for curb parking, and for cities to adjust prices to meet the demand.

Donald Shoup

#33. Men are like parking spaces: all the good ones are taken, and the available ones are handicapped.

Clea Duvall

#34. In 1970, Los Angeles became the first place where the total acreage used for roads and parking exceeded the amount of space given over to habitation.

Victor Papanek

#35. A lot of kids owned their own interplanetary vehicles. School parking lots all over Ludus were filled with UFOs, TIE fighters, old NASA space shuttles, Vipers from Battlestar Galactica, and other spacecraft designs lifted from every sci-fi movie and TV show you can think of.

Ernest Cline

#36. As the plow pushes through a parking lot of light fluffy snow, the snow clumps together in bigger and bigger chunks. Out in space, pressure hitting a gas cloud has a similar effect, except, instead of snowballs, you get stars!

Neil DeGrasse Tyson

#37. He parks in the far corner of the lot, explaining that it is more logical to do this and then walk for fifteen seconds than it is to spend fifteen minutes looking for a closer space.

Neal Stephenson