Top 18 Laura Kightlinger Quotes
#1. I love punching the ceiling with my fists when I'm lost or I can't find a parking space.
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#3. I have a rule, and that is to never look at somebody's face while we're having sex; because, number one, what if I know the guy?
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#4. I slept with my mother until I was nine years old. It was OK for the first few years, and then I don't know what happened. I just couldn't do it anymore. I mean, sleeping with the same woman, night after night. Boring!
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#5. I'm all over the place, and I consider myself a bit of a scrounger: 'What will I do next, so I'm not broke?'
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#6. [On living in New York City:] I'm oblivious to everything. I just don't notice anything. I sat in a coffee shop, drank half a cup of coffee before I noticed there was lipstick on the cup. There was wadded-up gum and lipstick on the napkin. I must have been sitting on that woman's lap for an hour.
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#7. I want to be so famous that drag queens will dress like me in parades when I'm dead.
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#8. I always feel like rejection is my petrol. That's what keeps me going.
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#9. I really detest movies like 'Indecent Proposal' and 'Pretty Woman' because they send a message to women that sleeping with a rich man is the ultimate goal and really that's such a small part of it.
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#10. I guess I just feel bad that I'm still going on bad dates when I should really be in a bad marriage by now.
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#11. We've all made mistakes that are similar in just trying to get by or make some money or feel good about ourselves.
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#12. My grandmother, she passed away at Christmas time. So now, I have this built in sadness, you know, every holiday. 'Cause I'm plagued with the thought of, you know, what she would have given me. What didn't I get to open this year?
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#13. I used to think drinking was the only way to be happy. Now I know there is no way to be happy.
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#14. I can't think of anything worse after a night of drinking than waking up next to someone and not being able to remember their name, or how you met, or why they're dead.
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#16. I'm still going on bad dates when by now I should be in a bad marriage.
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#17. Women can really be who they are. I'm about to say the F word, feminist. Often that word has such a negative connotation.
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#18. Always keep your anger bottled up. You might need a bottle of anger some day when friends come by and won't leave.
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