Quotes About Funny Erection

#1. There are two things you can't argue in film: comedy and eroticism. If something doesn't make you laugh, no one can tell you why it's funny, and it's difficult to reason someone out of an erection.

Roger Ebert

#2. All the good things a man can do for a woman is against her religion

M.F. Moonzajer

#3. I have a lot of Breton striped top and silk shirts that always feel good. I also like things with a masculine edge and dislike anything too girly.

Jessica Raine

#4. The first time I ever did a play, in junior high school, I said to myself, 'Hey, people like me doing this. I'm making them laugh.'

Stephen Furst

#5. The natural world is built upon common motifs and patterns. Recognizing patterns in nature creates a map for locating yourself in change, and anticipation what is yet to come.

Sharon Weil

#6. Girls get their boobs and forget they were ever so gutsy and smart. Boys, too, can display their own brand of clever and funny behavior, but let them get that first erection and they go complete moron for the next sixty years. For both genders, adolescence occurs as a kind of Ice Age of Dumbness.

Chuck Palahniuk

#7. If all those Ph.D.'s were wrong, the country would be in very serious trouble.

Anonymous

#8. Because the more you changed, the less of you there was.

Jodi Picoult

#9. There are times when it is appropriate, even preferable, to get an erection when someone's face is in close proximity to your penis.
This was not one of those times.

John Green

#10. Marriage is making you soft."
"Actually, it's making me hard.

Vicky Dreiling

#11. In my book an erection constitutes personal growth.

Amunhotep El Bey

#12. Common sense often makes good law.

William O. Douglas

#13. They have two moods, hungry and horny. So if you see a boy without an erection, you should go make him a sandwich. - Girl, don't you dare listen to them. You tell them to make their own damn sandwiches.

Jillian Dodd

#14. My heart forgets to wait and get to know a girl before it starts to claw its way out of my chest to get to her.

Colleen Hoover

#15. For years, Blockbuster Video has edited movies. Like The Bad Lieutenant, when he's masturbating while the girls in the car are doing the thing. I rented it from Blockbuster and sped to that scene, and it was gone. I called up Blockbuster, and I'm like, "I got an erection, and the scene's not there."

Louis C.K.

#16. Did you ever wake up with an erection ... and find yourself in a massage chair at Brookstone? And you yell to the sales clerk "I'll take it!"

Zach Galifianakis