Morning Erection Quotes

#1. The general with the smallest numbers should remain always on the offensive.

Joe Abercrombie

#2. I think by paying attention to the feedback that you get on Yelp, you can very quickly integrate it into your business ... The really savvy folks out there, they don't necessarily take anything negative personally, but use it as constructive feedback and adjust their business.

Jeremy Stoppelman

#3. There was a time when ministers spoke forthrightly and named things. We don't name anything anymore. Finney had a sermon on How to Preach so as to Convert Nobody. He said 'Preach on sin but never mention any of the sins of your congregation - that will do it.'

Vance Havner

#4. If I'm working this hard in the morning, I'd prefer it be because my man has woken me up with an eight-inch nudge.

Erin McCarthy

#5. Words without action are like wheels without traction. It is how you live that counts.

Geoff Thompson

#6. Do not look to your hope, but to Christ, the source of your hope.

Charles Spurgeon

#7. The lead either forges an instant connection with the reader, or the package fails.

Robert Bly