Top 22 Quotes About Decaf Coffee

#1. I'm here. Soon I won't be. Zoey's baby is here. Its pulse tick-ticking. Soon it won't be. And when Zoey comes out of that room, having signed on the dotted line, she'll be different. She'll understand what I already know- that death surrounds us all.
And it tastes like metal between you teeth.

Jenny Downham

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#2. Once I had a potentially heart attack-inducing eight double espressos in one day. I think my assistant secretly swaps my coffees for decaf as she doesn't want me to die of caffeine overdose.

Steven Soderbergh

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#3. I'm so good at my job the law thinks I'm three different hit men and a serial killer. I speak Russian and French, I never had a pet, and the reason why you hate my coffee is that it's decaf.

J. Fally

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#4. I wanted to work hard. I wanted to prove myself somehow worthy of the good things I had known.

Bear Grylls

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#5. I wil not calm down. My baby girl is moving halfway across the country."
"She's been moved away before," Dad pointed out.
"Yeah, but that was with Billy. We all knew he wouldn't work out. We're talking about Hank here. Look at him," she pointed to Hank.
"She's never coming home. Never.

Kristen Ashley

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#6. Our biggest mistakes, were things we didn't do, companies we didn't buy.

Charlie Munger

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#7. I like coffee in the morning and decaf green tea throughout the day ... When I was younger and modeling, to kick-start a diet I would do a juice cleanse.

Christie Brinkley

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#8. I don't like people who drink decaf coffee it's like what. Why you drinking it? Like it taste so good? That's like drinking non alcoholic vodka.

Chelsea Handler

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#9. If this is decaf, I'm going to pour it on your head.

Audrey Bell

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#10. First get rid of the delusion I am the body, then only will we want real knowledge.

Swami Vivekananda

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#11. The more complicated the order, the bigger the asshole. If you walk into a Starbucks and order a 'decaf grandee, half soy, half lowfat, iced vanilla, double-shot, gingerbread cappuccino, extra dry, light ice, with one Sweet-n'-Low and one NutraSweet,' ooooh, you're a huge asshole.

George Carlin

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#12. If you can put this book down, it means you need more coffee and less sleep. After all, sleep is for the weak which is why I get 8 hours every night and 2 hours during the day and drink de-cafe.

Leviak B. Kelly

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#13. I'm one of those people where, the more responsibility I have, the better I become. The more I rise up to it. The less responsibility I have, the more I can easily devolve.

Matthew Davis

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#14. What would you like?" "A skinny decaf latte." This is a ridiculous form of coffee, but I did not point it out.

Graeme Simsion

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#15. Well, I've lost my wife. I've lost my job. I've lost 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE! Damn the decaf.

Dave Foley

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#16. We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules.

Buzzie Bavasi

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#17. If you want to be sad, no one in the world can make you happy. But if you make up your mind to be happy, no one and nothing on earth can take that happiness from you.

Paramahansa Yogananda

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#18. Decaf is like masturbating with an oven mitt!

Robin Williams

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#19. No ear can hear nor tongue can tell the tortures of the inward hell!

Lord Byron

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#20. I need coffee to deal with this, and I'm not getting decaf.

Matthew Arnold Stern

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#21. Most men indeed as well as most sects in Religion, think themselves in possession of all truth, and that wherever others differ from them it is so far error.

Jill Lepore

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#22. I don't necessarily like being defined by my profession.

Karen Allen

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