Top 8 Ron Swanson Quotes
#1. I hate metaphors. That's why my favorite book is Moby Dick. No frou-frou symbolism. Just a good, simple tale about a man who hates an animal.
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#2. I'm a simple man. I like pretty dark-haired women and breakfast food.
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#3. Never half-ass two things. Whole-ass one thing
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#4. There's only one thing I hate more than lying... Skim milk. which is water that's lying about being milk. Ron Swanson.
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#5. History began July 4, 1776. Anything before that was a mistake.
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#6. I was born ready, I'm Ron F****** Swanson
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#7. He's a tourist. He takes pictures of people's lives, puts them in a scrapbook, and moves on. All he's interested in is stories. Basically Leslie, he's selfish. And you're not. That's why you don't like him.
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#8. Dear Frozen Yogurt,
You are the celery of desserts. Be ice cream or be nothing. Zero stars.
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