Top 100 Quotes About Bullshit
#1. Let the bullshitters have their bullshit. You and me, we have lives to live. And once you open your mouth to respond to their bullshit
well, that's when you're knee-deep in it.
Daniel Clausen
#2. Marcus mumbles something about PMS and to my surprise, from the kitchen, Bo says, "Why can't she just be having a shitty day? You don't need to make up some bullshit reason why.
Julie Murphy
#3. Life begins when we get tired of our own bullshit. We must all get bloody tired of our own bullshit, in order for our lives to begin.
C. JoyBell C.
#4. She had never had a boy talk to her like that. There was no cover of bullshit, no flirtation, no added charm, but his look was searing. He was different from anyone she had known.
Ann Brashares
#5. I've never subscribed to that 'Love means never having to say you're sorry' bullshit. In fact, love means you always get the chance to say you're sorry. When we love someone, we always want to forgive them.
Pamela Ribon
#6. Real wisdom is the ability to understand the incredible extent to which you bullshit yourself every single moment of every day.
Brad Warner
#7. An urge to gather her close and tell her everything was going to be okay rode me hard, which was bullshit. Everything would not be okay in the end. Not for me. And not for her. She was just a tool, a last resort against the Titans, just like she ... like Alex had been a last resort.
Jennifer L. Armentrout
#8. The modern media environment is so overrun with bullshit and static and people trying to sell you stupid crap. It makes you want to bite yourself.
Brad Listi
#10. I don't want to hear any bullshit about how 'forgiveness' helps you sleep better at night,' because that's not true. (My seven layer mattress is amazing.)
Whitney Gracia Williams
#11. Miracles do not belong to fairy tales. Miracles belong to the desperate, because only the desperate believe in bullshit.
Amy Zhang
#12. The childhood years are the best years of your life ... Whoever coined that was an unmitigated fuckwit, a bullshit artist supreme. Life gets better the older you grow, until you grow too old of course.
Keri Hulme
#14. What, the glass is half-full instead of half-empty? Bullshit. What they don't tell you is that regardless of how full the glass is, it's filled with acid, and you'll burn your face off.
T.J. Klune
#15. There are basically two categories of music: Metal and bullshit.
Bruce Dickinson
#16. My wild man," I whispered. "My snake charmer."
He closed his eyes and shoved his face in my neck, groaning, "Fuck, Tess."
I turned my head so my lips were at his ear and no lies, no masks, no bullshit, no games, I kept whispering when I told him, "I love you, Brock.
Kristen Ashley
#17. Working with language is a means by which we can identify the bullshit within ourselves (and others).
George Saunders
#18. People are not who they say but rather who their actions reveal them to be ... Be smart about it. Don't fall for the bullshit.
Ziad K. Abdelnour
#19. Look, lady, I'm not going to bullshit you. I need to smoke enough crack cocaine to communicate with aliens. Give me all the money you got!
Ismael Galvan
#20. Some irony. The girl who couldn't face her own bullshit . . . suddenly forcing everyone else to.
Rick Remender
#21. I have done enough bullshit lately, I just have to make time for something better. Something good.
Stefan Sagmeister
#22. There seems to be a notion in Hollywood that if you want to make money, you have to sacrifice doing good work with integrity. And I think that's bullshit. I think that's an excuse, and it's what people say who are scared that they can't do good work.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
#24. Even those who consider all this total bullshit have to concede that it's upscale, artisanal bullshit of the highest order.
Mark Leyner
#25. This is an essential element of the business of being a man: to flood everyone around you in a great radiant arc of bullshit,
Michael Chabon
#26. Maybe primitive people have less bullshit to let go of, to give up. A person has to be willing to give up everything - not just wealth. All the bullshit he's been taught - all society's brainwashing. You have to let go of all that to get to the other side. Most people aren't willing to do that.
Jim Morrison
#27. On the chessboard of his godforsaken existence, the pieces were lined up, the play preordained. Man, so many times in life you didn't get to pick your path because the way you went was decided for you.
Free will was such bullshit.
-Vishous's thoughts
J.R. Ward
#28. Someone once said to me, 'Some of us choose to live with a lifeboat just a little bit out of our reach.' I'd like to reach a point where I no longer bullshit myself. I think that's the natural human condition - to lie to yourself. Because the truth is painful.
Dustin Hoffman
#29. Most people seem to think that organisms develop adaptive traits in response to environmental change. This is bullshit. The environment changes and those who already happen to have newly adaptive traits don't get wiped out.
Peter Watts
#30. So many people are killing their childhood. It's like, "Okay, today I've decided I'm gonna be a grown-up, and I'm not a kid anymore." But, that's bullshit. You're still a kid. It makes no sense to kill the kid.
Quentin Dupieux
#31. All Life Is A Fucking Shit
Where People Whom You Meet Make It
A Bullshit
Nithin Kumar
#32. Say whatever you want. But the United States has a kickass military and really good bullshit marketing people. If this country was a person it would be a used car salesman with a flamethrower.
Richard Jeni
#33. Dan thought of another AA aphorism: We're powerless over people, places, and things. Like most alkie nuggets, it was seventy percent true and thirty percent rah-rah bullshit.
Stephen King
#34. Like he cared about a lot of stupid settlers and Indians and soldiers who hung around out here before he was even born. Hell, before his prehistoric grandparents had been born.
Who gave a shit about Crazy Horse and Sitting Bullshit. He cared about X-Men and the box scores.
Nora Roberts
#35. Tolerance is bullshit. There is nothing to tolerate. We don't tolerate lovely people, we enjoy their company. I hate that term.
Kim Holden
#36. Too many cases thrown out of court, too much pop-psycho crap, satanic bullshit ... if you FEEL you've been abused, you HAVE been!
Jonathan Kellerman
#37. You have to stay here. (Kat)
Bullshit. (Sin)
No, no shit here. (Kat)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#38. Atlantic reckoned we should use a top Yank producer and appointed one Eddie Kramer to the post. It turns out the guy was full of bullshit and couldn't produce a healthy fart.
Bon Scott
#39. I don't care whether they're men or women, that's bullshit. A good writer can get into any gender, can get into any mouth. When I write I may be a Brando creep, or a girl laying on the floor, or a Japanese tourist, or a slob like Richard Speck. You have to be a chameleon when you're writing.
Patti Smith
#40. My bullshit was that I adore you and I don't have fingers or eyes how to deal with it.
Rick Shapiro
#42. There were no books in the Afterwards, which the people thought was some serious bullshit.
Amber Sparks
#43. The old Antonia would have jumped for joy because she was giving me some type of conversation, but the new and improved Antonia just didn't tolerate bullshit from anybody anymore. "Hey,
Diamond Johnson
#44. Our entire civilization is built on a foundation of unfixable bullshit.
Joe Rogan
#45. Language is the continuation of coercion by other means."
"Bullshit. It's cooperation." Both theories explained what had happened plausibly. I resisted, because it felt trite, saying that they weren't as contradictory as they sounded.
China Mieville
#46. I take a deep breath. It smells suspiciously like bullshit in here.
Courtney Summers
#47. Emotional luggage nothing of it, I don't check bags, I just carry on, leave that bullshit in the past
Curren$y
#49. Bullshit!" Thor shouted at the stage, causing the actor playing Estelle to look at the audience. Thor added, "Just leave. Be done with this nightmare of a play! Goddamn cowards!
Dylan Callens
#50. The trouble with giving yourself a pep talk is, that deep down you know it's all bullshit.
Sophie Kinsella
#51. It's amazing how words can do that, just shred your insides apart. Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words can never hurt me - such bullshit.
Lauren Oliver
#52. Life is too short for grief. Or regret. Or bullshit. I
Edward Abbey
#54. I became slightly disillusioned, but in a really good way that enabled me to realize that the music was the most important thing, and that the rest of it is total bullshit.
Patrick Wolf
#55. Now, I'm gonna kiss you 'coz I've been without those sweet lips while you play stupid little bullshit games with me. I won't be without for another minute. Open your lips, baby, and kiss me.
Bella Jewel
#56. How do you pledge allegiance to a government? That's all America is: a government. There's no such thing as 'we're Americans.' That's just trivial bullshit to get you rooting for the home team. You're not an American. You're a guy, you're a person, you're an individual.
Doug Stanhope
#57. To me, Twitter seems like a way for people to just let the world know about the most mundane bullshit that crosses their mind.
Phil Elvrum
#58. I thought you were worth everything. That we were worth all the drama and bullshit. I am willing to fight to the death for what we have. But I can only do that if you're willing to fight with me.
A Meredith Walters
#59. Let's drop the whole 'atheist evangelism' thing and call out bullshit questions like 'what does atheism have to offer?' for just what they are: Bullshit. I mean, what does knowing that the Earth goes around the Sun have to offer? Who cares? It just is.
Rebecca Watson
#60. I never understand why women think drama and bullshit are attractive to guys. They're not. I'm going to be real clear about this, ladies, so pay attention: Prince Charming doesn't come to rescue cunty lunatics.
Tucker Max
#61. Literary criticism is generally bunk. Nonsense. Usually based on self-serving post-intellectual bullshit.
John Fante
#62. Don't go woman on me and tell me you don't need a man to complete you. It's bullshit. Woman looks like you, goddamn waste. But a woman who has the love you got to give, that's not a waste. That's a crying shame.
Kristen Ashley
#63. No celebrity bullshit,no self promotion,an amazingly gifted player who remained an unaffected human being
Roy Keane
#64. If a gurl understands your bullshit, stcks through your mistakes, smiles even when you've done nothing for, It'z obvious she's a keeper but itz also obvious dont deserve her either
Saeed Jones
#65. I'm not the first to want what I can't have, but my problem runs irreparably darker than that. My dark lust can't be sated by normal means, or even slightly less-than-normal means. Role playing and dominant games with their bullshit negotiations and imposed limits don't do it for me.
Skye Callahan
#66. This world is bullshit. And you shouldn't model your life - wait a second - you shouldn't model your life about what you think that we think is cool and what we're wearing and what we're saying and everything. Go with yourself. Go with yourself.
Fiona Apple
#67. All of our lives are governed by a certain degree of faith in bullshit.
Dan Simmons
#68. As long as one person reads the bullshit I put on paper, and likes it, i'll keep writing.
Benjamin Bayani
#69. Every bullshit check out, read and watched makes me few percentage stupid and few with a lower IQ. So far you make your own judge!
Deyth Banger
#70. The bullshit never ends. That's the main thing to remember. It never ends.
Sam Lipsyte
#71. There's actually a lot of bullshit in my Google search. They killed me in one of them! I died in one of my Google searches.
Kevin Hart
#72. The bank of lockers was down, the airlock door up. Human brains needed an answer, even if they had to make up something they knew was bullshit.
James S.A. Corey
#73. There is no cure except to live the hell out of our lives, to take it apart, to put it back together, to dig it all up, and then fill the hole. To help ourselves and one another to the best of our abilities. To believe everything entirely, while also calling bullshit for what it is.
Cheryl Strayed
#74. Coincidentally, the words RELIGION and BULLSHIT both have eight letters.
Daya Kudari
#75. Could it be? Had I actually found another human being who understood that VD was not a day for celebration but a cursed, commercial piece of bullshit lorded over by a tiny cherub-shaped tyrant?
Samantha Young
#76. If I lend my support to a specific cause, it has to be something that I look over and that I have a complete understanding of and it's not just some extracurricular bullshit.
Immortal Technique
#77. It would have served me right if I'd had a cerebral aneurysm on the spot. Instead, I forgot all about my foot
until we shoved the flat onto the stage. I think we broke my ankle. This is bullshit. I have finals to worry about.
Steve Kluger
#78. Laura, apparently, is a human bullshit detector.
Jasmine Warga
#79. I felt like I was definitely robbed, and I refuse to give any politically correct bullshit ass comment. I was the best new artist this year.
Kanye West
#80. I didn't want to be owned. I didn't want a man to tell me all this bullshit and never be able to step up and do it. I didn't need a man to watch over me before, and I sure as hell didn't need one to do it now.
Addison Jane
#81. Everything anyone says when they have an agenda is bullshit, and bullshit isn't necessarily false, but it's never really the truth either. So when someone's bullshitting, you need to pay a little more attention.
Caliban Darklock
#82. By the way, two wars are in an endless state of sorrow. Egypt about burned to the ground and all you people care about is my bullshit ... Pathetic. Shame, shame shame
Charlie Sheen
#83. Our strange cynicism about truth as a possibility has permitted us to accept all manner of bullshit
Mary Karr
#84. I don't buy into the glory days thing. I think every time has its great things to it. The '60s were such a glorious time but it's easy to forget that there was all sorts of bullshit too.
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
#85. Real spirituality is about getting the bullshit out of your life and getting real. Real humility knows how to slam a door closed and say no more. You can't be humble without self-love.
Bryant McGill
#86. Master your instrument. Master the music. And then forget all that bullshit and just play.
Charlie Parker
#87. I'm an audience member first. My inspiration is still based on hunger. Often, when people try to tell me "nobody wants that story; I'm like bullshit because I want it."
Victoria Mahoney
#89. Until cancer, you care about a lot of bullshit that doesn't really matter.
A.S. King
#90. In the last fifteen minutes, she'd knocked him flat on his back, reduced him to speechlessness, and for the first time in his life, made him wonder if lightning strikes from fate weren't metaphysical bullshit.
Angel Payne
#91. Love is bullshit. Emotion is bullshit. I am a rock. A jerk. I'm an uncaring asshole and proud of it.
Chuck Palahniuk
#92. She's not great at communicating day-to-day, but when we finally do get into arguments, she has a laser-guided missile system that cuts right through my bullshit, and suddenly, I'm the one left floundering, searching for the right words.
David W. Wright
#93. No bullshit. Out there. Open. My Jussy." He looked again into my eyes. "Made for me.
Kristen Ashley
#94. Sorry, is my new Djinn name Mushroom ? Because I don't like being kept in the dark and fed bullshit, David. Just so you know.
Rachel Caine
#95. I've stopped wanting to do any work at all. All work is bullshit. Everyone knows that. No matter how many telephones and extensions, no matter how many secretaries, no matter how many names in the rolodex. It's all bullshit.
Irena Klepfisz
#96. Karma will hit you. So don't say bullshit.
Ainun Annisa
#97. paper-pushers can't figure me out. all they understand is bullshit and politics, which amounts to the same thing.
Peter Benchley
#98. You, my friend, are so good at lying to yourself you're actually starting to believe the bullshit coming out of your mouth
Simone Elkeles
#99. Damien," Shaunee said. "Again you are getting on my damn - "
- last nerve with your unending vocab bullshit," Erin finished for her.
Kristin Cast
#100. I think that, every time you saw the word EBITDA, you should substitute the word "bullshit" earnings.
Charlie Munger
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