Top 100 Quotes About Baths
#2. I am sure there are things that can't be cured by a good bath but I can't think of one.
Sylvia Plath
#3. All right," sighed Madrigal. "To the baths, then. To make ourselves shiningly clean."
Like vegetable, she thought, before they go in the stew.
Laini Taylor
#4. Second only to the master of us all, Clodia has become the most discussed person in Rome. Versus of unbounded obscenity are scribbled about her over the walls and pavements of all the baths and urinals in Rome.
Thornton Wilder
#5. At sixteen, Sabina took moon baths, first of all, because everyone else took sun baths, and second, she admitted, because she had been told it was dangerous.
Anais Nin
#7. Yves did not like showers, he preferred long, scalding baths, with newspapers, cigarettes, and whiskey on a chair next to the bathtub, and with Eric nearby to talk to, to shampoo his hair, and to scrub his back.
James Baldwin
#8. I got bath water you could soak in, things I could do with lotion.
Drake
#9. Shunning the upstart shower, / The cold and cursory scrub, / I celebrate the power / That lies within the Tub.
Phyllis McGinley
#10. I daily disconnect and read a good book or listen to a good sermon or call a friend or my mom and talk on the phone with my feet up. I also take baths with bath salts that I make myself.
Kim Alexis
#11. Colin had always preferred baths; one of his general policies in life was never to do anything standing up that could just as easily be done lying down
John Green
#12. I believe it is customary to get one's washing over first in baths and bask afterwards; personally, I bask first. I have discovered that the first few minutes are the best and not to be wasted
my brain always seethes with ideas and life suddenly looks much better than did.
Dodie Smith
#13. It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
Robin Williams
#14. They smell of all the baths they didnt take. The trouble with China is, there are too many chinks here.
L. Ron Hubbard
#15. The boys at the baths loved me. Of course, they were all drunk and high and would've loved a French poodle barking out "Jingle Bells"!
Holly Woodlawn
#16. Men like to pursue an elusive woman like a cake of wet soap - even men who hate baths.
Gelett Burgess
#17. I like my baths really deep and hot. But washing everything only takes a few minutes. So I thought it would be a waste to just flush all that water away. So there was nothing else to do but take pictures of myself trying to look as horrendous as possible. Oh my, what have I started?
Ricky Gervais
#18. Every week we ought to have one hour for recieving letters, then go take a bath.
Friedrich Nietzsche
#19. A good bathe when you really need it can get you over almost anything.
Lindsey Davis
#20. A hot bath! How exquisite a vespertine pleasure, how luxurious, fervid and flagrant a consolation for the rigours, the austerities, the renunciations of the day.
Rose Macaulay
#21. Love, like the cold bath, is never negative, it seldom leaves us where it finds us; if once we plunge into it, it will either heighten our virtues, or inflame our vices.
Charles Caleb Colton
#24. Marriage is a good deal like taking a bath-not so hot once you get accustomed to it.
Laurence J. Peter
#25. We don't ruminate during a fight. Maybe in a bath, or driving a car, or as we take a walk. But not right smack in the middle of a dramatic moment.
Dani Shapiro
#26. I know Camberwell very well: I used to go to Camberwell New Baths a lot and the cinema, which used to be the Odeon. My old school is around there too, though you've got to understand that I went to a lot of schools.
Paul Simonon
#27. Is civilization only a higher form of idolatry, that man should bow down to a flesh-brush, to flannels, to baths, diet, exercise, and air?
Mary Baker Eddy
#29. I take a baths all the time. I'll put on some music and burn some incense and just sit in the tub and think, Wow, life is great right now.
Brian Austin Green
#30. You should've seen the way they said hello. You'd have thought they hadn't seen each other in twenty years. You'd have thought they'd taken baths in the same bathtub or something when they were little kids.
J.D. Salinger
#31. They're a damn nuisance - I've got one in my bathroom and every time I run my bath the steam sets it off.
Prince Philip
#32. Picasso said that everything is a miracle, that it's a miracle that we don't dissolve in our baths.
Jean Cocteau
#33. If you go to Bed Bath & Beyond without a coupon, people will wonder if you're OK.
John Pinette
#35. They always gives me bath salts," complained Nobby. "And bath soap and bubble bath and herbal bath lumps and tons of bath stuff and I can't think why, 'cos it's not as if I hardly ever has a bath. You'd think they'd take the hint, wouldn't you?
Terry Pratchett
#37. If you do something as simple as 15-minute ice baths three days a week, and you time those baths properly, you can significantly multiply your fat loss.
Timothy Ferriss
#39. I can tell you kids grew up with a silver spoon in your mouth. When I was your age, we took a bath once a week on Saturday night, and all of us used the same bath water.
K. Martin Beckner
#40. Baths, she thought, were just like her relationships, all "ooh, ah" in the beginning and then suddenly, without warning, she had to get out, out, out!
Liane Moriarty
#41. First bubble baths. Now Disney parks. You're shattering every creep vampire myth I've ever heard.
Jeaniene Frost
#42. ... the garden gleams with summer jewelry. We live vy simply - but with all the essentials of life well understood & well provided for - hot baths, cold champagne, new peas, & old brandy.
Winston S. Churchill
#43. I'm not a bath man myself. More of a cologne man.
Homer
#44. She had large, wide-set green eyes, and long brown hair that curled slightly and turned to gold at the tips. She wore a long, straight blue dress that accentuated the slimness of her frame. She was perhaps an inch taller than Peter, and by the look of her she took baths.
Dave Barry
#45. This is a natural evolution, building a complete bath ensemble program and the Joseph Abboud bath brand within the Creative Bath family of licensed programs.
Bob Weiss
#46. So, let me guess. You want me to give you flea baths?" They all wagged their tails excitedly at the idea.
Jody Morse
#47. My principal failing as a writer is the lack of spontaneity; the nuisance of parallel thoughts, second thoughts, third thoughts; inability to express myself properly in any language unless I compose every damned sentence in my bath, in my mind, at my desk.
Vladimir Nabokov
#48. I go for long walks in Newlands Forest in Cape Town, and I go to the Turkish baths on Sunday mornings.
Damon Galgut
#49. When I lived in New York, I discovered these Russian & Turkish Baths in East 10th Street. Great for a platza treatment - plus, you'll run into the world and his wife there.
Ben Elliot
#50. [On Hollywood:] I had gone there expecting to see parties that reflected the stock-in-trade of the movies - glamour. Instead, I found the same attitude toward parties that European peasants had for baths. It was something to be done methodically every Saturday night ...
Elsa Maxwell
#51. When I was young, I would sit in the bath and ideas would come to me. But I'm not young any more, so now I just sit in the bath.
Aki Kaurismaki
#53. We cannot get grace from gadgets. In the Bakelite house of the future, the dishes may not break, but the heart can. Even a man with ten shower baths may find life flat, stale and unprofitable.
J.B. Priestley
#54. Hiring someone to write your autobiography is like hiring someone to take a bath for you
Mae West
#55. Freedom is like taking a bath: You got to keep doing it every day.
Florynce Kennedy
#56. I test my bath before I sit, And I'm always moved to wonderment That what chills the finger not a bit Is so frigid upon the fundament.
Ogden Nash
#57. BATH, n. A kind of mystic ceremony substituted for religious worship, with what spiritual efficacy has not been determined.
Ambrose Bierce
#58. A-well-a, splish, splash, I forgot about the bath, I went and put my dancing shoes on.
Bobby Darin
#59. Noble deeds and hot baths are the best cures for depression.
Dodie Smith
#60. Prayer is the inner bath of love into which the soul plunges itself.
John Vianney
#61. I actually don't get massages very much. But Epsom salt baths are better than any massage.
Emilia Clarke
#62. No one I interact with - except maybe for family and strangers at the Russian baths and other weird places I may go to - is just friends or lovers with me: they also know something of my writing and this distorts their take on me
Jonathan Ames
#63. I never want to get to that level of poverty where taking a bath has to be a hot-pot experience.
Questlove
#64. Kewell should have been yanked off the pitch at half time and put in a hot bath, a boiling hot bath.
Eamon
#65. There is a little I allow anyone to discover about me. There's even less I'm willing to share about myself. And one of the many things I've ever discussed, this is one of them. I like to take long baths.
Tahereh Mafi
#66. The cigar made its traverse from one side of Harry King to the other. He was known to dote on his daughters, who he felt had rather suffered from having a father who needed to take two baths just to get dirty.
Terry Pratchett
#67. Sydney's most famous beach is Bondi. At its southern end is Bondi Baths, an eight-lane, 50-meter saltwater pool built into the cliffs.
Raymond Bonner
#68. You know I've never agreed with baths. Sittin' around in your own dirt like that.
Terry Pratchett
#69. I actually like being alone. I spend most evenings reading and taking long baths.
Shonda Rhimes
#70. The martinis came, not in little glasses but big as bird baths with twists of lemon peel. The first taste bit like a vampire bat, made its little anesthesia, and after that the drink mellowed and toward the bottom turned downright good.
John Steinbeck
#71. Stan's father had told him that, before the money ran out, they had intended to put the statue of the soldier back up here again.
'I like the birdbath better, Daddy,' Stan said.
Mr Uris ruffled his hair. 'Me too, son,' he said. 'More baths and less bullets, that's my motto.
Stephen King
#72. I'm actually thinking about getting back to being a bath tub. I don't think anyone's ever quite segued into that.
David Duchovny
#73. [My guilty pleasure is a] deep, eco-unfriendly, hot bath. Preferably with a glass of champagne and someone sitting on the loo seat gossiping.
Prue Leith
#74. Anyone who thinks heaven is not hot water behind a locked door has forgotten what it means to live.
Lucy Frank
#75. All of cleanliness is neither embraced nor denied by the taking of cold baths.
Kathleen Norris
#76. The Hitch Hiker's Guide has not been an opera. It has however been a tapestry, if you count a woven bath towel as a tapestry.
Douglas Adams
#77. Doing a picture with Willie Wyler is like getting the works at a Turkish bath. You damn near drown, but you come out smelling like a rose.
Charlton Heston
#78. Americans ... attach such a fantastic importance to their baths and plumbing and gadgets of all sorts. They talk as if people could hardly be human beings without all that; we in Europe are beginning to wonder if people can be human beings with it ...
Ann Bridge
#79. Times change: it was once the custom to take a bath weekly and religion daily.
Evan Esar
#80. Lord Bath used to say of women, who are apt to say that they will follow their own judgment, that they could not follow a worse guide.
Horace Walpole
#81. Dangers are sum like a kold bath, very dangerous while you stand stripped on the bank, but often not only harmless, but invigorating, if you pitch into them.
Josh Billings
#82. The pest, in a sense, is a very superior being to us: he knows where to find us and how
usually in the bath or in sexual intercourse or asleep.
Charles Bukowski
#83. I don't care if you make a print on a bath mat, just as long as it is a good print.
Edward Weston
#84. Taking baths in Africa was a real challenge at times. I got real dirty, and sometimes I stayed like that for 2 days. That was pretty hard going.
Kim Basinger
#85. God is a spa-bath of water and we are all individual bubbles
Phil Collins
#86. There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them.
Sylvia Plath
#87. The way to health is to have an aromatic bath and a scented massage every day.
Hippocrates
#89. I eat pots of honey everywhere I go. I like anything sugary. And baths. I spend five hours in the bath. I eat in the bath.
Suki Waterhouse
#90. I like to take mustard baths. I combine 4 lbs Epsom salts, 3 oz mustard powder, 12 oz powdered milk, and 1/2 cup baking soda, add in 12 drops each of rosemary and eucalyptus essential oils, then whisk it and pour 1/4 cup of the mix into the tub while warm water is running.
Natalie Coughlin
#91. Then there's everything else. There are a ton of little things to keep in mind - having the right diapers on hand, ensuring you get their medicines, understanding their bed times, how they like their baths - a million things that are both unique to the child.
William Gregory
#92. My wife is immature. Whenever I take a bath, she sinks my boats.
Woody Allen
#93. I can't get enough of this guy called Baths. He's a total L.A. dude and really young as well. It's super-electronic, but with almost Hall & Oates-style songwriting. Without the context of the production, it could be super-cheesy, but it has amazing harmonies.
Jamie Cullum
#94. My purpose holds, To sail beyond the sunset, and the baths Of all the western stars until I die.
Richard Flanagan
#95. I love doing normal things - movies, shopping, going out with friends, writing, reading, taking hot bubble baths - that's a big one for relaxation. I also love to go to art and history museums.
Christina Aguilera
#96. Reyna's image appeared in the rainbow, like a two-way video call. She was in the baths. Scared her out of her mind. -That I would've paid to see, Frank said. I mean-her expression. Not, you know, the baths.
Rick Riordan
#97. In the evening of the first day my father conducted us to the public baths.
Mary Antin
#98. When I paint, the Sea Roars Others Splash about in the bath
Salvador Dali
#100. Writing has ... been to me like a bath from which I have risen feeling cleaner, healthier, and freer.
Henrik Ibsen
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