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Top 100 Quotes About Bake

#1. Can I do anything for you? Bake you cookies? Walk your dogs? Throw snowballs? Just generally be a distraction? - Author: Dee Henderson
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#2. I got tired, I told him. Not worn out, but worn through. Like one of those wives who wakes up one morning and says I can't bake any more bread. - Author: Jonathan Safran Foer
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#3. I tend to bake when I'm upset. Or bored ... or premenstrual ... or if it's Tuesday. I'll use any excuse. - Author: Molly Harper
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#4. Bakers bake bread, accountants manage accounts and entrepreneurs turn ideas into reality. - Author: Richard Branson
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#5. In the real world, I see conservatives volunteering at adoption agencies, at churches, at bake sales and the local American Legion Post while the only charity a progressive sends is a smug sermon on fair share and what fairness is. - Author: Allen West
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#6. Katie McGrath got me hooked on the 'Great British Bake Off.' It's ruining my life. - Author: Jessica De Gouw
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#7. Usually I can go for three or four weeks and then I start to bake cakes or make jewellery and I think, 'hang on a minute, I'm obviously bored rigid. I need to get back out there.' - Author: Gina McKee
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#8. I've been entrepreneurial since middle school. I was always arranging bake sales, dances and school trips to raise money for the Dalton School. - Author: Dylan Lauren
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#9. I bake bread nearly every day; I use Jim Lahey's no-knead method and leave it to rise overnight. - Author: Ruth Reichl
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#10. We have to bake labor provisions into the core of an agreement. TPP would do that. Under NAFTA, countries had to simply promise to uphold the laws of their own nations. - Author: Thomas Perez
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#11. Teaching boys to bake cakes? That's no way to maintain an industrial empire. - Author: Fred Dibnah
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#12. Mom: Callie, just tell me. Please. I'll bake you your favorite pie. - Author: Jessica Sorensen
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#13. No way. I would rather lick a toad. I would let a wicked old hag bake me into gingerbread before I married this son of a bas-ilisk who had the gall to look amused while I hyperventilated. - Author: Betsy Schow
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#14. The morning after I'd dumped the Easy-Bake Oven on the guesthouse porch, I'd walked out of my front door and nearly tripped on the box on the way to my truck. She'd returned it with a butter knife sticking through the side, and despite myself, I smiled. - Author: R.S. Grey
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#15. If you're a baker, making bread, you're a baker. If you make the best bread in the world, you're not an artist, but if you bake the bread in the gallery, you're an artist. So the context makes the difference. - Author: Marina Abramovic
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#16. 1. Heat the oven to Denial.
2. Prepare the pan with a spray of Anger.
3. Mix in two medium-size bargains with The Bony Guy.
4. Add 1/3 cup of Depression (tears will do if you want low-fat).
5. Bake...until you can jab a toothpick in your arm and it seems Acceptable. - Author: Blythe Woolston
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#17. Bake and toast 'em, fry and roast 'em! till beards blaze, and eyes glaze; till hair smells and skins crack, fat melts, and bones black in cinders lie beneath the sky! So dwarves shall die, - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
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#18. Most girls have a recipe for disaster, but few of them actually find all the ingredients and bake them at the right temperature. If they did, they'd learn to measure more accurately and that they ought to clean up their mess as they go along. - Author: Lucy V. Morgan
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#19. Rap is something you can just throw on the skillet and fry up real quick. That's how it comes to me, my train of thought. It's like getting dressed - I don't have to sit down and stare at clothes, I just pick what I like and put it on. But rock, you gotta put it in the oven and let it bake. - Author: B.o.B
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#20. I am good at baking. I don't know if that counts as a talent, but I love to bake. Everybody says I'm good at it, so apparently I make the best banana bread. - Author: Meaghan Jette Martin
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#21. I love Karlie Kloss. I want to bake cookies with her! - Author: Taylor Swift
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#22. As I was saying...They train these girls to be like tiny ninjas. They have to earn special badges for the survival skills that they learn, kinda like how we teach the cadets. Now to balance out all the weapons training and harshness of wilderness survival, they also teach them to bake cookies. - Author: Alanea Alder
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#23. There was no one as good as he at using the ovens of logic to bake agreeable results. - Author: William T. Vollmann
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#24. Last time I had a bun in the oven, I had to give up whiskey. Worst twelve minutes of my life. Thank goodness those brown-and-serve rolls bake fast. - Father Glenn - Author: Darynda Jones
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#25. Sprinkle a mixture of cooked, crumbled bacon, chopped fresh herbs, and bread crumbs on top of baked or grilled ½-inch-thick slices of summer tomatoes or Vidalia onions and bake or grill them until the topping is golden brown. - Author: Peter Kaminsky
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#26. Remember, no matter what life throws at us, we can always bake a cake! - Author: Sarah Ban Breathnach
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#27. Smell is so powerful, you know. My grannies would both bake things like shortbreads and cookies. I think whenever I smell those kinds of things it really takes me back to my childhood. - Author: Curtis Stone
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#28. Bake with love.. - Author: Manuela Kjeilen
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#29. I just want to be entertained. The stories that have aged the best are the ones where the wolf eats grandma, or the woman is going to bake children in an oven, or the bear is going to eat the girl for eating the porridge. There are lessons in there, but they're deeply engrained and hidden. - Author: Drew Daywalt
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#30. Wake & Bake. More like Wash & Bake. Half a bowl of cereal and a shot of bourbon later, I'm there, my friendly haze having finally arrived. I'm ready for work. - Author: Mark Z. Danielewski
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#31. Life is what u make it,if you want yours to be a cake just go ahead and bake it - Author: Mthavalover
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#32. Last year I gave seventy-four phone hours to soliciting baked goods for the Bake-A-Rama. I was named Top Call Girl by the League. - Author: Erma Bombeck
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#33. You can still bake a perfectly good cake while losing your mind. - Author: Liane Moriarty
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#34. I miss it," she said. "That certainty of knowing we were right and we would take bake our kingdom because of our rightness - that was comforting. Now everything seems so gray. - Author: Jodi Meadows
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#35. Frosting Freedom Is just frosting On somebody else's Cake
And so must be Till we Learn how to Bake. - Author: Langston Hughes
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#36. In Kilanga, people knew nothing of things they might have had - a Frigidaire? a washer-dryer combination? Really, they'd sooner imagine a tree that could pull up its feet and go bake bread. It didn't occur to them to feel sorry for themselves. - Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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#37. I've read hundreds of cookbooks. Most of those cookbooks don't even tell you how to get a steak ready, how to bake biscuits or an apple pie. - Author: Colonel Sanders
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#38. Obviously I was well aware that I had what people consider a privileged upbringing. My mom was never a bake-cookies sort of mom. I really had no reins whatsoever. - Author: Anderson Cooper
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#39. I don't bake cookies. I don't want to take care of a man. I'm bitchy. I'm demanding. I want my own space and free time, and when I'm in a bad mood, I'll tell you and I'll use bad language while I do it. - Author: Victoria Dahl
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#40. I look at Gloria with her red hair and glass of champagne and expression of utter disdain and wonder how many expletives she'd manage to fit into a sentence if I asked her to teach me to knit or bake me a cake. - Author: Clare Furniss
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#41. If we can't, as artists, improve on real life, we should put down our pencils and go bake bread. - Author: Barbara Kingsolver
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#42. Your tummy, soft as
warm dough. I knead and knead, then
bake it with a nap. - Author: Lee Wardlaw
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#43. Are you telling me your brain and your lady parts decided on a love fest bake-off winner? - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#44. Cross my heart, and hope to die. Bake a demon in a pie. - Author: Pippa DaCosta
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#45. I like baked potatoes. I don't have a microwave oven, and it takes forever to bake a potato in a conventional oven. Sometimes I'll just throw one in there, even if I don't want one, because by the time it's done, who knows? - Author: Mitch Hedberg
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#46. It seems kind of silly, but it's really nice to chill in the kitchen with a friend and bake. It relaxes me, and mixing is probably my favorite part. - Author: Lindsey Vonn
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#47. There's actually a term for this - "hedonic adaptation." When good things happen, we bake them very quickly into our baseline expectations, - Author: Dan Harris
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#48. Although the secrets governments kept were generally about money wasted on dumbass ideas while social services held bake sales. - Author: Tanya Huff
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#49. Don't grumble," I said. "Or I'll bake you more cookies. - Author: Kelley Armstrong
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#50. I don't know how to cook, but I do know how to bake. - Author: Rachel Nichols
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#51. As we say in Berlin, there are many ways to bake a parrot. - Author: Erik Spiekermann
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#52. I just love to bake chocolate cakes and anything unhealthy. It makes me very popular. - Author: Helena Mattsson
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#53. I had always been a really peculiar child. My mom would tell you I grew up roughing it with the boys and playing with action figures and toy cars and stuff, but I also had an Easy Bake Oven ... I find it amazing that in a really weird way, people are mad that they can't figure out my gender. - Author: Shamir
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#54. Women today are wanting to work in the workforce but also come home and learn to bake cupcakes, to do calligraphy, to knit a blanket for their baby, to 3-D print something. - Author: Brit Morin
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#55. I sat up and the room was full of a man with a gun. - Author: Donald E. Westlake
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#56. Okay, I know he was captain of the football team and he could bake a cake - that didn't mean I was ready to suck his finger. I was picky about what I put in my mouth. "I'll wait," I told him. "Wouldn't want to spoil my appetite. - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#57. If biscuits were stories, I'd bake a pan of piping hot fables right this second. (Bertie) - Author: Lisa Mantchev
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#58. I rolled my eyes at his exuberance. "I have an older brother," I said. "He got all the sports knowledge. I learned how to bake cookies. - Author: Monica Alexander
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#59. To-day I bake, to-morrow brew, The next I'll have the young Queen's child. Ha! glad am I that no one knew That Rumpelstiltskin I am styled. - Author: Jacob Grimm
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#60. Should I warm the oven and bake you a batch of hero cookies? - Zephyra - Author: Sherrilyn Kenyon
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#61. Fi pulls up another section of hair to braid. Not to mention Dad is going to shit puppies when he finds out. Mom will probably bake a ten-tiered stress cake, then kick it. - Author: Kristen Callihan
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#62. I'm a really good cook. I bake a lot. I cook dinner most nights. I cook everything from Italian food to Mexican food. But if I'm going to some place and it's a potluck, I'm always the one to bring dessert! - Author: Amanda Schull
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#63. I love to bake, especially cupcakes. I'm really good at it. - Author: Kim Kardashian
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#64. You know, really - actually, it's funny because it's a sore spot with me because I have all these recipes that, you know, you have to measure things out and put them in. And then you bake it and it becomes this thing. And it's not a recipe. - Author: Trisha Yearwood
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#65. See, when the GOVERNMENT spends money, it creates jobs; whereas when the money is left in the hands of TAXPAYERS, God only knows what they do with it. Bake it into pies, probably. Anything to avoid creating jobs. - Author: Dave Barry
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#66. light and bake in a moderate oven. OLD VIRGINIA - Author: Carrie V. Shuman
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#67. For most of our young lives, my family was baffled by elementary school bake sales, to which we were told to bring in goodies to sell. While other kids arrived bearing brownies, chocolate chip cookies, and apple pies, Chinese families didn't bake. - Author: Jennifer Lee
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#68. ...and remember: There's no crying in pie baking. -The Bake-Off - Author: Beth Kendrick
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#69. Classic Christmas cookies are really time-consuming. Instead, make a bar you can bake in a pan and just cut up, like a brownie or a blondie or a shortbread, which still has that Christmas vibe. - Author: Zooey Deschanel
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#70. Over the holidays is when I have the most occasions to cook and bake. - Author: Nina Dobrev
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#71. I was not a classic mother. But my kids were never palmed off to boarding school. So, I didn't bake cookies. You can buy cookies, but you can't buy love. - Author: Raquel Welch
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#72. I watch soap operas. I bake brownies. Normalcy is coursing through my veins. - Author: Parker Posey
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#73. They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach, right?" I said. "How about Tristan and I make you and Jax a romantic dinner? And you bake him a cake for dessert. We'll warm him up with a gourmet meal, but once he tastes your cake, he'll be putty in your hands. - Author: Kristie Cook
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#74. Although the villagers rose with the sun to work the fields, attend to the animals, bake their bread, and begin their long list of chores, for me, Leya Truelong, this was a day like no other. Today, Wren River was touched by the fantastic.

Desiccate by Bonnie Ferrante - Author: Bonnie Ferrante
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#75. Sister Maria Martinez whom I believe I've mentioned before has been giving me cooking classes. Today I learned how to bake mean banana bread. The secret apparently is half a cup of dark rum. - Author: Adele Griffin
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#76. Modern women - we're very good at keeping ourselves busy. There are PTA meetings, exercising, bake sales at school. I like that my life is not the same every day. - Author: Cindy Crawford
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#77. Your bread assumes the shape of the pan you use to bake your flour. Therefore stand still and know that you can't use a rounded pan and ever get squared bread. Change the pan and change the shape of the bread! - Author: Israelmore Ayivor
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#78. Let's escape outside," Isabelle suggested. "Do you have any other talents?"
"I bake and garden."
"Do you sew, too?"
Amber nodded. "I sew whenever anger incites me to mutilation."
Isabelle laughed. "One cannot hang for attacking a piece of cloth. - Author: Patricia Grasso
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#79. We light the oven so that everyone may bake bread in it. - Author: Jose Marti
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#80. Real French people don't bake! At least they don't bake anything complicated, finicky, tricky or unreliable. - Author: Dorie Greenspan
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#81. I was going to bake you a cake with a hacksaw in it," he said without preamble, " but-"
"But you realized it wouldn't work."
"Well, no. I realized I don't know how to bake. - Author: Barry Lyga
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#82. What about you?"
"Not a clue. I keep wishing I could bake a cake or something. - Author: Suzanne Collins
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#83. I bake a chocolate cake from scratch every week. - Author: Victoria Osteen
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#84. I love to bake, so I made vanilla bean and blueberry muffins for sick hospital children. Just kidding! All of that is true except the sick children part. - Author: Sloane Crosley
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#85. My mom taught me how to make grilled chicken, and I bake, too. - Author: Rico Rodriguez
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#86. I tried to bake a cake for my mother's birthday - it took me four hours. It was terrible, and I cried for three days. - Author: Rachael Ray
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#87. In New York, Catholic groups have forced an art gallery to shut down an exhibition of a six-foot image of Jesus in chocolate. So, the Archbishop of New York was very upset. He said, 'It is appalling to make Jesus out of food! Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go bake some communion wafers.' - Author: Bill Maher
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#88. I love your sushi roll, hotter than wasabi. I race for your love, Shake-n-Bake, Ricky Bobby - Author: Drake
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#89. Remember guls," preached Mrs. Gulbenk, always holding the most perfect red tomato in her hand for all of us to admire, "you can fry 'em, bake 'em, stew 'em, and congeal 'em. A good wife and mutha will always have a tomata on hand.: - Author: Susan Gregg Gilmore
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#90. You can keep your willpower, Frog. I am going home to bake a cake. - Author: Arnold Lobel
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#91. I'm a mom, a full-time mom when I'm not taping. I do the carpool thing, and bake the cookies, and do the homework. - Author: Vanna White
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#92. It's so flattering to know that Wilton is a fan of mine, because I've been a big fan of theirs for a long time. I use their products when I bake, and I can't wait to see what ideas we come up with together. - Author: Rosanna Pansino
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#93. Please, comrade! I just want to chop him up for the stew!'
'And that's another thing! I'm tired of stew! I want to put him in a crust and bake a light fluffy quiche!'
'QUICHE?! What kind of food is THAT for a monster to eat?! - Author: Jeff Smith
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#94. I bake all the time, but I don't like to eat the cookies when they're done. I just like the dough. - Author: Sharon Stone
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#95. Answering a letter from a church asking what else they should try after having failed to raise enough money on bake sales, bazaars, suppers, etc. Why not try religion? - Author: Horace Greeley
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#96. There's such a buildup of crud in my oven, there's only room to bake a single cupcake. - Author: Phyllis Diller
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#97. I'm like a teenage boy - I eat like one and know as much cooking as one. Neither do I bake, and I can always be counted on to bring the wine to a pot luck. - Author: Julia London
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#98. I love to bake. There's something very ritualistic about it, kind of magic. - Author: Rachel Miner
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#99. Real men bake cakes. And pies. And cookies. And other shit. - Author: Tammy Falkner
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#100. If you really love stuffing, wait until the turkey comes out of the oven, add some of the pan drippings to the stuffing, and bake it in a dish. That's called dressing, and that's not evil - stuffing is, though. - Author: Alton Brown
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