Top 100 Quotes About A Gun
#1. Because criminals know that when they see a house with 2 foot tall grass, a dog on a chain, and an engine hanging from a tree, a gun lives in that house. And if you want to know what kind, just break in at 2 in the morning.
Jeff Foxworthy
#2. They found our hero in the gutter with a diamond ring and a gun.
Eric Clapton
#3. A gun. I had been brought down by a gun. It was practically comical. Cheaters, I thought.
Richelle Mead
#4. Scripture is like a gun. In tolerant hands, safe. In the hands of fanatics, deadly.
Anthony North
#5. Really, having a gun registry and having to rely on the government to keep it secret, the government isn't so great at keeping confidences.
Rand Paul
#6. A man with a briefcase can steal millions more than any man with a gun.
Don Henley
#7. I'd like President Bush to get a gun in his hands. I'll go with him. I can't think of anything better than to die in place 's just beginning their lives.
F. Murray Abraham
#8. Florida, just because you're shaped like some combination of a gun and a d*ck doesn't mean you have to act that way.
John Oliver
#9. What is a left-wing socialist but a Marxist without a gun?
Don Feder
#10. Owning a gun in America is one way for conservative white males to demonstrate their anger at crime, liberalism, feminism, and modernity.
Dan Savage
#11. And get me clean clothes and fresh water." "Since when am I your valet?" "Man with a knife, remember?" he said over his shoulder. "Man with a gun!" Jesper called after him.
Leigh Bardugo
#12. I stared at Jean-Claude still cuddled on the corner of the bed. He looked adorable, and if I'd had a gun, I'd have shot him on the spot.
Laurell K. Hamilton
#13. When you greeted me with a gun on your doorstep, it's nice to know you meant it.
Marissa Meyer
#14. Way over half the murders committed in this country are by close friends or relatives of the deceased. A gun makes a loud and satisfying noise in a moment of passion and requires no agility and very little strength. How many murders wouldn't happen, if they all had to use hammers and knives?
John D. MacDonald
#15. If you can keep playing tennis when somebody is shooting a gun down the street, that's concentration.
Serena Williams
#17. They were going to drag the boy she loved into the clearing, point a gun at the kindest, bravest person she'd ever met, and end his life with the twitch of a finger.
Kass Morgan
#18. When Newt walked in the barn to get a rope, the Captain turned and handed him a holstered pistol and a gun belt. "Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it," he added, a little solemnly.
Larry McMurtry
#19. Well first of all, for a criminal practice there has to be a gun. It's pretty simple.
Tom McClintock
#20. As Mab explains to Will why using magic has to hurt ... Think about guns. If it hurt you to shoot a gun, don't you think people would think harder about when and where and why they did it?
Tessa Gratton
#21. You can't go to a negotiating table pointing a gun, but you've got to keep it over your shoulder.
Joe Slovo
#22. He came up with a gun, blasting away at the elf. Galadren smiled and leapt to one side. He had known about those things called guns for some time now. They were still ineffective. He
Declan Finn
#23. Stop hittin' me!" he cried. "This is hardly fair, now is it? Two of you against me?"
"You're the one who came at us with a gun," Ghastly said, standing over him.
"But that was for a giggle," Jack tried. "I wasn't aimin' at you, I swear.
Derek Landy
#24. You've never in your life seen a picture, I bet any one of you, never seen a picture of one of these old Pilgrims praying when they didn't have a gun right by the side of them. That was to see that he got what he was praying for.
Will Rogers
#25. I don't think suicide is so terrible. Some rainy winter Sundays when there's a little boredom, you should always carry a gun. Not to shoot yourself, but to know exactly that you're always making a choice.
Lina Wertmuller
#26. It doesn't matter to criminals if the event is called a gun show or a flea market
if they can buy guns.
Janet Reno
#27. I suggest we stay in the library. If there's a gun battle, they're unlikely to flee in this direction. If there isn't a gun battle, none of them are big readers anyway.
Jon Nikrich
#28. I'm Ric Flair! The Stylin', profilin', limousine riding, jet flying, kiss-stealing, wheelin' n' dealin' son of a gun!
Ric Flair
#29. All I care about is showing this chode exactly who he's messing with. Throwing my door open, I step out. If he has a gun, so be it. I'll take it in the chest like the animal I am.
Victoria Scott
#30. Nobody would think that anybody on a terror watch list should have a gun, right?
Rick Scott
#31. I'm prepared. I have a gun and I know how to shoot, and whoever comes calling without an invitation will get it in the rear end.
Cary Grant
#32. A true warrior can only serve others, not himself ... When you become a mercenary, you're just a bully with a gun.
Evan Wright
#33. I didn't want to kill anybody, but there comes a point when the only way you can make a statement is to pick up a gun.
Sara Jane Moore
#34. When I came to Mogadishu ... here was one road built by the Italians. If you try to force me to stand down, I will leave the city as I found it. I came to power with a gun; only the gun can make me go.
Siad Barre
#35. You don't spread democracy through the barrel of a gun.
Helen Thomas
#36. If brains was black powder he couldn't blow his own nose. It's a pity the things you see when you ain't got a gun.
Stephen King
#37. Remember the first rule of gunfighting ... 'have a gun.'
Jeff Cooper
#38. In England, if you commit a crime, the police don't have a gun and you don't have a gun. If you commit a crime, the police will say 'Stop, or I'll say stop again.'
Robin Williams
#39. Yeah, that's right, Doc: I'm Chess Pargeter, he's Ed Morrow-this is a gun, so's this. Now, I'm just gonna go outside and kill that big bastard, and if I come back in here and find Ed ain't been fixed in the interim, you best believe I will end you. Got that?
Gemma Files
#40. What is there to imagine with a gun?" asked Papa . . . .
"Something dead," Papa said more quietly. "That's what there is to imagine with a gun.
Paula Fox
#41. The things a man sees when he ain't got a gun.
Watson the Caretaker
Stephen King
#42. America is the most violent democracy in the world. It's something that's met with great shock, horror, and mystery when I travel to other countries. They ask, Why are there so many shootings in America? Why does everyone own a gun?
Patricia Cornwell
#43. If I thought, had any idea, that I'd ever be a slave again, I'd take a gun an' jus end it all right away. Because you're nothing but a dog. You're not a thing but a dog.
Fountain Hughes
#44. Never bring a knife to a gun fight, I tell Mr. Crispy as I turn away from him. His right arm thinks about it for a moment, then falls off.
Charles Stross
#45. I think that there are certain guns that, of course, I don't know who needs a machine gun, personally. But I think rifles and things like that are fine. I think that in the wrong hand is when a gun becomes a problem.
Morgan Spurlock
#46. Ordinary human concern for human distress does not manifest itself ordinarily in the form of a gun aimed at the wallets and earnings of one's neighbors.
Ayn Rand
#47. We ain't in California no more," Pilate said. "Every fuckin' body up here's got a gun. Even that old lady in the hamburger shop, shot Michelle.
John Sandford
#48. Videographer stopped taping and looked me up and down as if he found me lacking but wasn't quite sure how. Then it hit him. "Don't you have a gun?" He glanced around the office as if there might be one hanging on a wall hook.
Robert Crais
#49. She's fine. She has a gun."
"She has a gun."
"On her purse."
"You two, bring gun, to a dinner date?"
"Society is dangerously wild."
"Again, disturbingly romantic in so many different level.
Rea Lidde
#50. No, he didn't come to me for a gun. I only said that because of you, thought maybe you'd want one, with being shot and everything.'
'Why the fuck would I want a gun? Would you ask a man who's just been bitten by a shark if he wants to buy a shark?
Jay Stringer
#51. Never point a gun at anything you aren't sure you want dead.
Jim Butcher
#52. I am a pacifist, but be aware that I also carry a gun.
M.F. Moonzajer
#53. My dad once told me, he was like, 'The only time you should lie is when someone's holding a gun to your head and says 'Okay, lie or I'm going to shoot you.' And that really stuck with me.
Jaden Smith
#54. It's the hillbilly rock, beat it with a drum. Playin' them guitars like shootin from a gun. Keepin' up the rhythm, steady as a clock. Doin' a little thing called the hillbilly rock.
Marty Stuart
#55. Can you just kill me? Carry me out in a box?" I looked up at her. "Do you even have a gun?""What kind of bodyguard would I be if I needed a gun to kill someone?" Becca smiled
Nichole Chase
#56. After all, nothing was more American than wielding a gun and committing oneself to die for freedom and independence, unless it was wielding that gun to take away someone else's freedom and independence.
Viet Thanh Nguyen
#57. By the end, everybody had a label - pig, liberal, radical, revolutionary ... If you had everything but a gun, you were a radical but not a revolutionary.
Jerry Rubin
#58. Why is it alright to be going around, going mental with a gun, shooting all the monkeys and killing them? Because one day we're going to run out.
Karl Pilkington
#60. Over the years, Charlie [Munger, Berkshire Hathaway Vice Chairman] and I have observed many accounting -based frauds of staggering size. Few of the perpetrators have been punished; many have not even been censured. It has been far safer to steal large sums with pen than small sums with a gun.
Warren Buffett
#61. In his old life, the answer would have been easy: He'd have just put a gun to Vin's head and dragged the fucker to the altar. Now? He needed to be a little more civilized.
J.R. Ward
#62. My folks wouldn't read a book if you put a gun to their dicks. but they read people all day long and always get it right.
Pat Conroy
#63. If you can't take something down in 10 bullets, you probably shouldn't even own a gun.
Carolyn McCarthy
#64. I'm going to get hated for saying this, but honestly, fantasy is easy to write because you can do anything. It's like when Raymond Chandler brings in a bloke with a gun when he's stuck - in fantasy, up pops a wizard, and off we go.
Mal Peet
#65. Sometimes, at parties, people demand I tell a joke. It's like pointing a gun at my feet and telling me to dance.
Celia Rivenbark
#66. We'd be the safest country in the world if the world knew we didn't have a gun. Men are not killed because they get mad at each other. They're killed because one has a gun.
Jeannette Rankin
#67. Yes, I have a website that puts out conservative news. Yes, I am part owner of a gun company. Yes, I'm a Republican who was cast into the limelight for having the temerity to confront Barack Obama on the question of redistributing wealth ... But I'm a working man, and I'm working.
Joe Wurzelbacher
#68. If everyone who had a gun just shot themselves, there wouldn't be a problem.
George Harrison
#69. I never saw a gun until I was 24. I didn't grow up in Mayberry; I grew up in Southern California.
Susan Straight
#70. Well I'm an eight ball shooting, double-fisted drinking son of a gun
Gretchen Wilson
#71. At least he didn't have a gun. You know your day sucks when the high point is you haven't had a gun pointed at you.
Gemma Halliday
#72. Only a coward will use a gun to protect and get respect for themselves.
Emmanuel Jal
#73. In France they spend six months training policemen, then they give them a gun and put them on the streets, and I don't know that that's enough. The film's not against the police - although I think that if someone wants to be a cop there's got to be a problem.
Mathieu Kassovitz
#74. There was nothing to imagine with a gun except something that was dead.
Paula Fox
#75. Your hands on a gun butt right now, isn't it? Afraid of me?"
"Just want to make sure I can take care of you."
"Oh, really?"
"Yeah, in case you need Glock-to-mouth-resuscitation.
J.R. Ward
#76. In those days, the Corrected Hydrographic Sailing Directions for the Mediterranean, say, or the tables in Brown's Nautical Almanac. Under the charm of these rich I was as trusting and as stupid as a bird dog who wants to go out with any man with a gun, or a trained pig
Ernest Hemingway,
#77. D'Agosta had long ago learned, when working with Pendergast, to never get caught without two things: a gun and a flashlight.
Douglas Preston
#78. She was thirteen T-years older than he, but there was something uncannily familiar about his emotions where she was concerned. Somehow, without realizing it was happening, she'd acquired a MacGuiness with a gun, and she suspected her life would never be quite the same again. She
David Weber
#80. Being from Australia, I've never even touched a gun. It's so not a part of our culture.
Emily Browning
#81. The large black slugs ... come out at dusk. Enormous slugs. As big as crocodiles. So huge we need a gun to shoot them. And by the end of the summer, if they go on growing, we shall have to go out in pairs together for protection.
Nan Fairbrother
#82. I've carried a gun for 10 years. I've carried them in the locker room, and nobody really knows about it. I know how to handle myself, and I stow it away where nobody really knows about it.
Luke Scott
#83. There they stood, in twos and threes and fours, in their Cub Scout uniforms and with their Cub Scout faces, totally unprepared, as is the way with American he-men, for anything that could not be settled with a club or a fist or a gun.
James Baldwin
#84. I think if you need to use a gun you're doing a lousy job as a detective.
Joe Gores
#85. If I had a gun, I'd shoot a hole into the sun and love would burn this city down for you.
Noel Gallagher
#86. I've always said that I want to play a neo-femme action star, and I kind of got to do that in this movie-of-the-week called "Wyvern," where I got to shoot a gun and be a little bad-ass, but I'd like to do that even further. I'm dorky myself. I'll play "Zelda" for 10 hours.
Tinsel Korey
#87. He wanted to reach through the phone and hug his partner, who was, for all intents and purposes, a large teddy bear with a gun.
Abigail Roux
#88. Nothing is more useless in developing a nation's economy than a gun, and nothing blocks the road to social development more than the financial burden of war. War is the arch enemy of national progress and the modern scourge of civilized men.
King Hussein I
#89. Didn't your mother ever tell you the only way to kill us is to cut us into pieces? You should have brought a wood chipper instead of a gun. (Wulf)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#90. If somebody wants to kill people, they don't need a gun to do it.
Ice-T
#91. A folk song is what's wrong and how to fix it or it could be
who's hungry and where their mouth is or
who's out of work and where the job is or
who's broke and where the money is or
who's carrying a gun and where the peace is.
Woody Guthrie
#92. He just waited until I stopped talking and said, 'Jesus, kid, you're almost a detective. All you need now is a gun, a gut, and three ex-wives. So what's your theory?
John Green
#93. If you make a gun, you are either going to sell it or you are going to use it. And if you're going to sell it, someone else is going to use it.
Arthur Boyd
#94. The bitterest creature under heaven is the wife who discovers that her husband's bravery is only bravado, that his strength is only a uniform, that his power is but a gun in the hands of a fool.
Pearl S. Buck
#95. It's great that we've got a compassionate conservative,
but to me, that sounds like a Volvo with a gun rack.
Robin Williams
#96. Their proof-reader tried to kill herself. She shot herself with a gun.
Anthony Horowitz
#97. Roller-skates and disco are a lot of fun, I'm much too young and stupid to operate a gun.
Frank Zappa
#98. I think it [getting a gun] should be like getting a pilot's license. I think you should require training to get a license to have a gun.
Sam Harris
#99. I used to have a gun made every month; I would get another pistol made that I would design. I'm very into the military and police stuff like that.
Steven Seagal
#100. I'd stop in the middle of a gun fight and sing a song.
Ken Curtis
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