Top 44 Quentin R. Bufogle Quotes

#1. Arguing that the only problem with a free market is lack of competition, is like arguing that that the only problem with prostitution is that there aren't enough pimps.

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#2. It takes a good guy with a gun, to stop a bad guy with a gun (unless the bad guy's a much better shot).

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#3. Literature today is like elevator music for a narcoleptic.

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#4. If Heaven actually exists, I don't need anyone to be my real estate broker. After all, what is religion but an attempt to sell you a share in the ultimate gated community?

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#5. I used to be a hopeless romantic. Now I'm just hopeless.

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#6. Forget 'pray the gay away.' I you're more turned on by an AR-15 than a pair of tits, time for some serious therapy. Time for all you gun-humpers to come out of the closet. Is this really about the 2nd Amendment and self-defense
or just a pathetic fetish for guys with tiny pee-pees?

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#7. The muse is fickle; ergo, when she knocks, ANSWER! It may take a while, but trust me, she WILL knock. In the meantime, keep your ear pressed firmly to the door.

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#8. I must give myself permission not to like myself. It's ok. Plenty of other people don't like me either. And I have much higher standards.

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#9. To all my fellow Americans who simply insist on hangin' on to those guns ... Two things: 1) Enjoy 'em! 2) Please keep them hidden in a safe, secure place where the young 'uns can't get at 'em (I'd suggest the same place you keep the textbooks on evolution and global warming).

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#10. Tolerance is NOT acceptance. And that's the problem with ALL religion. It teaches acceptance only for those who believe exactly as you do, and at best, tolerance for the rest of us "sinners." Sorry. Not acceptable.

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#11. A friend told me that one day he and I would be rich and famous. I told him that I'd trade my half of the fame, for his half of the money.

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#12. Everything's a bad metaphor for sex.

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#13. He who lives by the sword, dies by the sword. (Unless the other guy has a gun!)

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#14. A little stupid is like a little forest fire. If you happen upon some stupid, please stomp it out before it spreads.

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#15. Personally, I think we should remove the word "shooting" from the vernacular. It's an ugly, biased word that somehow creates the assumption that a gun was involved. Let's go with 'Interpersonal Ballistic Event' (IBE).

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#16. If a person has no conscience, it's called being a sociopath. If a corporation has no conscience, it's called capitalism.

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#17. To all you who believe we shouldn't have a minimum wage
that the minimum amount you can be paid should be determined solely by your employer, we tried it once before: it was called slavery.

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#18. Before you're allowed to own a .44, your IQ should be higher than .44.

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#19. The religious right is one of the most politically militant voting blocs in the country and the agenda is clear (a gun in every uterus). Time we stopped subsidizing the anti-abortion movement in the form of tax-exemptions.

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#20. Lately the muse has been treating me like Ike treated Tina.

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#21. We don't have a gun problem; we have a math problem: ZERO GUNS = ZERO GUN-RELATED DEATHS.

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#22. I wish all those who've found God, would tell the rest of us where he's been hiding.

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#23. Today someone asked me if that old stereotype about hot-headed Italians is true. I answered this way: About 2,000 years ago, there was a guy running around hollering about peace & love ... and we nailed his ass to a cross! (Hope that answers your fuckin' question!)

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#24. As with most things, my approach to writing has been entirely ass-backwards. I first had to become everything but a writer
exhaust all possibilities. I had to come to it on my knees. Only when there was truly nothing left, was I able to become a writer.

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#25. Be thankful for the little you've got, and a little is all you're gonna get.

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#26. There are no sacred cows
just ask Ronald McDonald.

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#27. One thing I love about politicians; they won't allow the truth to be obscured by a bunch of facts.

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#28. I believe a Christian muffler shop owner should have the same right to refuse service to a gay couple, as a gay lifeguard has to refuse service to a drowning Christian.

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#29. I was planning on procrastinating today ... but never got around to it.

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#30. Better a starving eagle, than a well-fed pigeon.

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#31. God doesn't send atheists to Hell
there's no room with all the Christians down there.

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#32. Just a thought for all you God-fearin', gun-lovin', Bible-thumpin' 2nd Amendment patriots. If it turns out Heaven's a gun-free zone, what's plan B???

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#33. What's this business about the 'little man in the canoe?' If it's big enough for a canoe, it's too big for me.

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#34. People ask what's up with this writing business? What do I hope to accomplish? I tell 'em I'm just a brick mason; words are my bricks and I'm building a skyscraper
one brick at a time.

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#35. If you're gonna burn a bridge behind you, make sure you've crossed it first.

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#36. 99% of all problems can be solved by money
and for the other 1% there's alcohol.

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#37. Time heals all wounds; some broken hearts
and most cases of writer's block.

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#38. The difference between an atheist and a person of faith? One additional religion in the crazy column. You believe that all religions except yours are crazy. I believe that all religions including yours are crazy.

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#39. I was eating a steak at a local restaurant last night, when a random woman said: "Y'know, you'd be much better off being a vegetarian." "Are you crazy?" I said, "The cow was a vegetarian and look what happened to it!

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#40. Guns kill far more quickly and efficiently than knives, or crossbows, or toenail clippers; and, unlike bombs, you don't need to build one in your basement
they come ready-made! There's a reason why guns are the overwhelming weapon of choice among mass murderers.

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#41. Always wanted a girl with a heart-shaped ass. Most of my exes have ass-shaped hearts.

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#42. God might not be dead, but he's sure as hell missing in action.

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#43. After listening to Rick Santorum, I'm now for late-term abortions (say up to age 53).

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#44. My relationship is so dysfunctional, last night I had revenge sex and make-up porn.

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