Top 39 Possum Quotes
#2. Greatness Can Only Be Achieved With The Realization That Being Good Is Only Good Enough For Those Who Will Never Aspire To Be Great
Jebb A. Rebal
#3. Although her book did include compelling recipes for scrapple, ox cheek, and baked calf's head and tips for the preparation of raccoon, possum, snipe, plovers, and blackbirds (for blackbird pie) and "how to broil, fricassee, stew or fry a squirrel," it was much more than just a cookbook.
Erik Larson
#4. No, officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? OH. My bad.
-Nastasya
Cate Tiernan
#5. Two kinds of writers. One treats the world as if it were fiction; the other treats fiction as if it were the world.
Marty Rubin
#8. When you're out of options, the best option is to do nothing. Play dead. The possum option.
Rick Yancey
#9. Hey Susie Derkins, is that your face, or is a 'possum stuck in your collar?
Bill Watterson
#10. I read without a dictionary, understood some of each sentence, did not understand quite a bit of it, and was willing to read on ahead without understanding everything I had read.
John Freeman
#11. We could say that people who eat grits, listen to country music, follow stock-car racing, support corporal punishment in the schools, hunt 'possum, go to Baptist churches and prefer bourbon to Scotch are likely to be Southerners.
John Shelton Reed
#12. You said that I didn't notice people like you." His voice lowers. His eyes are relentlessly blue, and they cut into me. "That's completely false. You've never been invisible to me. I saw you the first day we crossed paths, and I've been seeing you ever since.
Courtney Milan
#13. I remember being told of a poor wretch I once knew, who had died of hunger. I was almost beside myself with rage! I believe if I could have resuscitated him I would have done so for the sole purpose of murdering him!
Fyodor Dostoyevsky
#14. But I don't just see the movie when I see the movie, I see all the great people who worked on it and all their hard work, because they could not have worked any harder.
Brad Bird
#15. I'm glad I don't know everything, Dorothy, and that there still are things in both nature and in wit for me to marvel at.
L. Frank Baum
#16. It was a very imaginative, bitey possum and also a total douche-canoe.
Jenny Lawson
#17. People don't want charities to usurp the state as the core provider of social services.
Geoff Mulgan
#18. Yeah, yeah, you expected better from me, being the son of the big, scary Riley Williams and all. Save it, I've heard it.
M.R. Merrick
#19. I think that my favourite animal is a baby possum, or a joey. The face of a really little joey is so divine - so, so gorgeous.
Mem Fox
#20. Appleblossom can't believe the taste of the dark square. Is tehre a way to describe this morsel of goodness? It is so sweet adn smooth. It makes a green snail seem like an old pinecone seed, and every possum knows that a green snail is fantastic eating.
Holly Goldberg Sloan
#21. Why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum that it could be done.
S. Truett Cathy
#22. All in all, it was the goldarndest, Barnum-and-Baileyest, rib-stickinest, rough-and-tumblest infernal foofaraw of a media circus anybody had seen since grandpaw chased the possum down the road and lost his store teeth, and I was heartily sorry to have been a part of it.
John Varley
#23. Convalescence. Such an utter weakness that you lie like an animal hibernating, playing possum. You float. You are adrift. Every current is stronger than you.
Anais Nin
#24. Most of the January firsts in recent memory have involved splitting headaches and roiling stomachs and often being
surprised about where I was waking up. ("No, Officer, I have no idea why I'm wearing this possum costume. I called you what? Oh. My bad.")
Cate Tiernan
#25. No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
Bill Engvall
#26. was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means "Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.
Tina Fey
#27. When death is imminent remember - this is not a dress rehearsal, the time is now, share your love!
Alison Bramhall
#28. Reagan promised everyone a seven-course dinner. Ours turned out to be a possum and a six-pack.
Jim Hightower
#29. I've eaten weird things through the course of my life. I've eaten wild game, I've eaten possum - possum's no good.
Chris Pratt
#31. My fear now is of cliche, of complacency, of not being able to feel authenticity in myself and those around me.
John Hawkes
#33. But I know rodents. Also, I believe I was a rodent, but that was only for a little while - I don't remember it clearly and I don't want to discuss it. I think I can handle a possum
Cassandra Clare
#34. And so Deb is the only person in the world who gives a rusty possum fart whether I live or die.
Jeff Lindsay
#35. Kill every enemy twice, Wilky said. Better than gettin' shot by a soldier pretending to be dead.
Joseph Bruchac
#37. Most national advertising is done without justification. It is merely presumed to pay. A little test might show a way to multiply returns
Claude C. Hopkins
#38. No food is as delicious as food you eat standing a foot away from a trash can. Ask any possum.
Mindy Kaling
#39. I was a little excited but mostly blorft. "Blorft" is an adjective I just made up that means 'Completely overwhelmed but proceeding as if everything is fine and reacting to the stress with the torpor of a possum.' I have been blorft every day for the past seven years.
Tina Fey
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