Top 44 Positive Humor Quotes
#3. My silence was reward for you saying something intelligent. I'm a firm believer in positive reinforcement.
Sam Argent
#4. Focus on the POSITIVE
Recognize the BLESSINGS
Find the HUMOR
Hope for the BEST
&
Brace yourself for the worst.
Tanya Masse
#5. What? It's not my blood!"
"Let me see it," Julian demanded, and a moment later there were sounds of a scuffle from the back seat.
"I am AB positive and this is distinctly type O blood!" Ty finally shouted at him. "Look at the little Os!
Abigail Roux
#6. So. Monday. We meet again.
We will never be friends - but maybe we can move past our mutual enmity toward a more-positive partnership.
Julio Alexi Genao
#7. I envisioned him tied in a chair, an iron arrow pointed at his brow. Ah, the power of positive thinking.
Red Tash
#8. What was significant about the laughter ... was not just the fact that it provides internal exercise for a person ... form of jogging for the innards, but that it creates a mood in which the other positive emotions can be put to work, too.
Norman Cousins
#9. To claim that one can never live a positive life with a negative mind is a very negative claim to make!
Criss Jami
#10. Subordinates look for their bosses to be positive, in good humor, and cheerful. They aren't supposed to be emotional or have bad days. but leaders are guman, too, and when they are in a lousy mood and snap at a subordinate, it can have a devastating effect.
Donald T. Phillips
#12. Always remember that you have been called worse things by better people.
Shannon L. Alder
#13. I'm still trying to figure out how to write about cancer and my family's experience with it. If I had been able to write 'The Pura Principle' back in those days, I'm positive it would have had no humor in it. Which means the story would have been false.
Junot Diaz
#14. My fear is, what is the larger effect of my book on the world and on the minds of the people who take the time to consume it? Am I contributing in a positive way to the overall kind of collective consciousness of people in the world? I worry about that.
Patrick Rothfuss
#15. Be aware of the type of humor you use in your daily life. Just because people are laughing doesn't mean it is creating positive vibes.
Alaric Hutchinson
#16. We laughed together. It's so lovely laughing with a man. It feels positive. Relaxed ...
James Lusarde
#17. Never speak unless you can improve upon the stupidness of people's silence.
Shannon L. Alder
#18. Always remember that you can explain things for people, but you can't comphrend for them.
Shannon L. Alder
#19. Death can come slow. Death can come quick. If you've got one last breath, you better make the most of it.
A.H. Scott
#20. If you are reading this then you have wasted another day of your life day dreaming, rather than planning the life God intended you to live.
Shannon L. Alder
#21. Sometimes you can't agree with people because you would both be wrong.
Shannon L. Alder
#22. My MOTIVATION was struggling..I got Tired of it!
Kalon Jackson
#23. Positive, adj.: Mistaken at the top of one's voice.
Ambrose Bierce
#24. When you are being judged by someone that has no idea who you are always remember this: Dogs always bark at strangers and usually there is always some wacko neighbor that wants to try out their new gun on an intruder.
Shannon L. Alder
#25. Your attitude is like a box of crayons that color your world. Constantly color your picture gray, and your picture will always be bleak. Try adding some bright colors to the picture by including humor, and your picture begins to lighten up.
Allen Klein
#26. It's your outlook on life that counts. If you take yourself lightly and don't take yourself too seriously, pretty soon you can find the humor in our everyday lives. And sometimes it can be a lifesaver.
Betty White
#27. Some people are so positive, that when they slip in dog poop, they pirouette
Josh Stern
#28. So if you're black or brown, you can make money in America, you can get rich in America ... but whatever you decide to do, it better be positive, 'cause if one person is harmed, you will be destroyed. You see Oprah, she just be giving away money. She's doing that to keep the Feds off her back.
Chris Rock
#29. If you can't laugh at yourself, don't worry others will ... !
James A. Murphy
#30. I hate positive people. They always criticize negative people.
Daniel Marques
#31. Things will happen that you can't prevent, things will fall apart that you can't hold together, but ultimately you're shaping yourself and that final product speaks volumes about who you really are, not what people see you as or what you want to be.
Erik Tomblin
#32. EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE UNTIL YOU THINK ABOUT IT.
NITYA MORE
#33. I'm tired of ignorance held up as inspiration, where vicious anti-intellectualism is considered a positive trait, and where uninformed opinion is displayed as fact.
Philip Plait
#34. I think humor is incredibly positive, I think it is life advancing. There's medical research to show that it improves your antibodies. It's all about sense and perspective.
John Cleese
#35. AWESOME things come to those who focus on the positive, recognize the blessings, find the humor and never give up!
Tanya Masse
#36. When you focus on the positive, the blessings and the humor and just do your thing and you stop worrying SO much about what every one else is thinking and doing and STOP taking life way too seriously ... Awesomeness happens!
Tanya Masse
#37. Positive lessons learned... Blessings recognized... Humor found... No regrets.
Tanya Masse
#38. I have a cheese-shredder at home, which is its positive name. They don't call it by its negative name, which is sponge-ruiner. Because I wanted to clean it, but now I have little bits of sponge that would melt easily over tortilla chips.
Mitch Hedberg
#39. While I still did not know what self- actualization that sat on the top level of the pyramid meant, I could believe
that if I knew I would be able to say something positive about it as well in
my life.
Vann Chow
#40. He circled around me, whispering in my ear. "I'm O positive. I'm everyone's type.
Dannika Dark
#41. If you wanna live a good life, start thinking positive and start talking positive. Use your brains and mind.
Reason Nkosinathi Makhubela
#42. A positive attitude and a sense of humor go together like biscuits and gravy.
Dolly Parton
#43. Congratulations on passing your test! Your HIV positive.
Frankie Boyle
#44. Right," she said, "We're going to the Land of the Dead and I shouldn't think negative.
Rick Riordan
