No Dogs In Heaven Quotes

#1. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then I want to go where they do.

Will Rogers

#2. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

#3. My mother was a very talented artist. When she was in jail, we'd write letters back and forth; that was pretty much the only form of communication we had.

Jarrett J. Krosoczka

#4. She clucked her tongue at Sergei. "Father, you could have killed me."
"You know I would never do that. If I did, who would fetch my bread from the bakery every morning?

Evelyn Skye

#5. The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs.

Martin Luther

#6. And the fierce wind is an echo of angry childhood and of a very scared boy looking out the window - remembering my dead dog outside by the wounded house as the gray Texas dust gradually covered her up - and thinking: It isnt fair! Why cant dogs go to Heaven?

John Rechy

#7. It's not fair that our dogs don't have longer lives. When I get to heaven, I intend to scold God for that.

Debra Holland

#8. No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.

Alexander Pope

#9. For people with patience, time with a dog is a little slice of heaven.

J.J. Brown

#10. Heaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.

Unknown Author 516

#11. Dogs are angels sent from heaven in order to help us to be better people.

Robert Genn

#12. I did deranged quite well, when the occasion called for it.

Ilona Andrews

#13. I'm still a big 'Grey's Anatomy' fan.

Brooke Elliott

#14. The historical data support one conclusion with unusual force: To invest with success, you must be a long-term investor.

John C. Bogle

#15. According to Native American legends, dogs with different-colored eyes could see both heaven and earth.

James Rollins

#16. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

#17. You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#18. Heaven and earth are ruthless, and treat the various creatures as straw dogs; the sage is ruthless, and treats others as straw dogs.

Laozi

#19. Soul is the invisible part of a living being that is immortal and breath is the evidence that the soul exists. The soul is what goes to Heaven when we no longer need our body here. We may be dogs, but we breathe, we bleed, and we love just like anybody else.

Kate McGahan

#20. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber

#21. Pets in the Afterlife [10w]
All dogs go to heaven;
all iguanas go to hell.

Beryl Dov

#22. Divided like boys and girls at a summer camp, egg whites and yolks in grandma's lemon-meringue-pie recipe, dogs and cats in pet heaven.

Dennis Vickers

#23. Death was just the beginning of a journey that everyone took at some point.

Melissa De La Cruz

#24. God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams.

Cynthia Rylant

#25. All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Stephen Colbert

#26. In my opinion, there is no aspect of reality beyond the reach of the human mind.

Stephen Hawking

#27. Especially when you play at home, you need a good atmosphere behind you.

Jose Mourinho

#28. Stupid presidents, smart presidents, white presidents, black presidents
doesn't work! What this country needs is a crazy Third World dictator. And Donald Trump has what it takes to be that. He's already got a plane with his name on it, solid gold buildings, a harem ...

Lewis Black

#29. Typical" Kisten said, his eyes dramatically sad. "Try to do something nice for a person, cheer her up, and what do I get? Abused and robbed.

Kim Harrison

#30. When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven.

Jung Chang

#31. One foggy night I was walking the dogs down the lane and heard the geese, very close overhead, calling, calling, their marvellous strange cry, as they flew by. I think that is what our own best prayer must sound like when we send it up to heaven.

Madeleine L'Engle

#32. Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?

Bill Maher

#33. When we were little, we kept close to our mother in a dark alley or if dogs barked at us. Now, when we feel temptations of the flesh, we should run to the side of our Mother in Heaven, by realizing how she is to us, and by means of aspirations. She will defend us and lead us to the light.

Josemaria Escriva

#34. Heaven and earth do not act from (the impulse of) any wish to be benevolent; they deal with all things as the dogs of grass are dealt with.

Lao-Tzu

#35. Very often at the end of 'The Sopranos' you get the feeling that its not under control, you should be very worried, and life is kind of really, really messed up at lot of times. It leaves you feeling very disconcerted. That was kind of the point of it.

Terence Winter

#36. The idea came like a flash of lightning and in an instant the truth was revealed.

Nikola Tesla

#37. Only in a crowded, diverse place like New York, surrounded by strangeness, do I come home to myself.

Jonathan Franzen

#38. Heaven and earth are not humanistic - they regard myriad beings as straw dogs; sages are not humanistic - they regard people as straw dogs,

Sun Tzu

#39. The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Mark Twain

#40. I heard somebody define heaven once," she said, looking at Pearl, "as a place where, when you get there, all the dogs you ever loved run to greet you.

Robert B. Parker

#41. Dogs go to heaven

Mark Twain

#42. Again and again, I've seen Bush turn a blind eye as his henchmen have leveled zealous attacks against his political enemies - assaults which the president himself has sometimes directly encouraged.

Paul Begala

#43. Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one ... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

Mark Twain