All Dogs Go To Heaven Quotes

#1. Pets in the Afterlife [10w]
All dogs go to heaven;
all iguanas go to hell.

Beryl Dov

#2. All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Stephen Colbert

#3. It's not fair that our dogs don't have longer lives. When I get to heaven, I intend to scold God for that.

Debra Holland

#4. Divided like boys and girls at a summer camp, egg whites and yolks in grandma's lemon-meringue-pie recipe, dogs and cats in pet heaven.

Dennis Vickers

#5. No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.

Alexander Pope

#6. For people with patience, time with a dog is a little slice of heaven.

J.J. Brown

#7. Heaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.

Unknown Author 516

#8. Dogs are angels sent from heaven in order to help us to be better people.

Robert Genn

#9. The filmmakers who I'm pining to work for aren't ringing my phone off the hook.

Sean Astin

#10. Perfume acts as an anesthetic. By the time she floats a little your way, you'll promise her anything.

Bob Hope

#11. After a certain period of time, when I had acquired more insight into the Fuehrer's personality, I gave him my hand and said: "I unite my fate with yours for better or for worse: I dedicate myself to you in good times and in bad, even unto death." I really meant it-and still do.

Hermann Goring

#12. According to Native American legends, dogs with different-colored eyes could see both heaven and earth.

James Rollins

#13. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

#14. You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#15. The best way to get what you want is to pretend you don't want it.

Chelsea M. Cameron

#16. Heaven and earth are ruthless, and treat the various creatures as straw dogs; the sage is ruthless, and treats others as straw dogs.

Laozi

#17. Soul is the invisible part of a living being that is immortal and breath is the evidence that the soul exists. The soul is what goes to Heaven when we no longer need our body here. We may be dogs, but we breathe, we bleed, and we love just like anybody else.

Kate McGahan

#18. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber

#19. Jerry often says that Slam Bradley was really the forerunner of Superman, because we turned it out with no restrictions, complete freedom to do what we wanted; the only problem was that we had a deadline.

Joe Shuster

#20. Whatever you goin' through, could always be much worse,
Don't make a mistake, mistakin' your blessings for a curse.

Joe Budden

#21. I think when writers play with dragons, we are simply doing what fantasy writers have always done.

Robin Hobb

#22. Don't say mourning. It's too psychoanalytic. I'm not mourning. I'm suffering.

Roland Barthes

#23. Heaven and earth are not humanistic - they regard myriad beings as straw dogs; sages are not humanistic - they regard people as straw dogs,

Sun Tzu

#24. God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams.

Cynthia Rylant

#25. If you are afraid to take a chance, take one anyway. What you don't do can create the same regrets as the mistakes you make.

Iyanla Vanzant

#26. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

#27. When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven.

Jung Chang

#28. One foggy night I was walking the dogs down the lane and heard the geese, very close overhead, calling, calling, their marvellous strange cry, as they flew by. I think that is what our own best prayer must sound like when we send it up to heaven.

Madeleine L'Engle

#29. Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?

Bill Maher

#30. When we were little, we kept close to our mother in a dark alley or if dogs barked at us. Now, when we feel temptations of the flesh, we should run to the side of our Mother in Heaven, by realizing how she is to us, and by means of aspirations. She will defend us and lead us to the light.

Josemaria Escriva

#31. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then I want to go where they do.

Will Rogers

#32. I think what separates me from the candidates is the fact that I have a proven track record of being a fighter. A fighting for what people believe in, whether it is popular or not. Despite the opposition, I stand true. Because people know that I will do what I say. And that I say what I do.

Michele Bachmann

#33. And the fierce wind is an echo of angry childhood and of a very scared boy looking out the window - remembering my dead dog outside by the wounded house as the gray Texas dust gradually covered her up - and thinking: It isnt fair! Why cant dogs go to Heaven?

John Rechy

#34. The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Mark Twain

#35. I heard somebody define heaven once," she said, looking at Pearl, "as a place where, when you get there, all the dogs you ever loved run to greet you.

Robert B. Parker

#36. I just wonder where I was when the talent was being given out, like George Benson, Kenny Burrell, Eric Clapton ... oh, there's many more! I wouldn't want to be like them, you understand, but I'd like to be equal, if you will.

B.B. King

#37. Dogs go to heaven

Mark Twain

#38. When the world changes, correlation goes away ... Causals are what endure.

Geoffrey Nunberg

#39. There can be in the eyes of God no distinction between man and man, even as there is no distinction between animal and animal.

Mahatma Gandhi

#40. Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one ... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

Mark Twain

#41. Heaven and earth do not act from (the impulse of) any wish to be benevolent; they deal with all things as the dogs of grass are dealt with.

Lao-Tzu

#42. The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs.

Martin Luther