Dogs In Heaven Quotes

#1. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then I want to go where they do.

Will Rogers

#2. If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.

Will Rogers

#3. It's not fair that our dogs don't have longer lives. When I get to heaven, I intend to scold God for that.

Debra Holland

#4. Divided like boys and girls at a summer camp, egg whites and yolks in grandma's lemon-meringue-pie recipe, dogs and cats in pet heaven.

Dennis Vickers

#5. Strange as it seems, no amount of learning can cure stupidity, and higher education positively fortifies it.

Stephen Vizinczey

#6. No louder shrieks to pitying heaven are cast, When husbands or lap-dogs breathe their last.

Alexander Pope

#7. I am the epitome of a walking contradiction for various reasons, only one of which being that I feel my existence is of heaven and hell.

Kim Elizabeth

#8. For people with patience, time with a dog is a little slice of heaven.

J.J. Brown

#9. Heaven's the place where all the dogs you've ever loved come to greet you.

Unknown Author 516

#10. Dogs are angels sent from heaven in order to help us to be better people.

Robert Genn

#11. According to Native American legends, dogs with different-colored eyes could see both heaven and earth.

James Rollins

#12. You intoxicated me. It was just as though you were making me love you by some invisible force.

F Scott Fitzgerald

#13. Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.

Mark Twain

#14. You think those dogs will not be in heaven! I tell you they will be there long before any of us.

Robert Louis Stevenson

#15. Heaven and earth are ruthless, and treat the various creatures as straw dogs; the sage is ruthless, and treats others as straw dogs.

Laozi

#16. Happy Tuesday! We are responsible for peace and order in our lives! When your world is CONSTANTLY filled with chaos, then it's time to take a look at SELF!

Tracey Edmonds

#17. Soul is the invisible part of a living being that is immortal and breath is the evidence that the soul exists. The soul is what goes to Heaven when we no longer need our body here. We may be dogs, but we breathe, we bleed, and we love just like anybody else.

Kate McGahan

#18. If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I have known will go to heaven, and very, very few persons.

James Thurber

#19. Like any sport, if you can clinch it sooner, clinch it sooner. It just makes the celebration that much sweeter.

Kasey Keller

#20. An artist's most valuable asset is individuality.

Jewel

#21. Pets in the Afterlife [10w]
All dogs go to heaven;
all iguanas go to hell.

Beryl Dov

#22. The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.

Mark Twain

#23. God turns clouds inside out to make fluffy beds for the dogs in Dog Heaven, and when they are tired from running and barking and eating ham-sandwich biscuits, the dogs find a cloud bed for sleeping. God watches over each one of them. And there are no bad dreams.

Cynthia Rylant

#24. All Dogs Go To Heaven? Sorry, kids. It's only the dogs who've accepted Christ.

Stephen Colbert

#25. When a man gets power, even his chickens and dogs rise to heaven.

Jung Chang

#26. One foggy night I was walking the dogs down the lane and heard the geese, very close overhead, calling, calling, their marvellous strange cry, as they flew by. I think that is what our own best prayer must sound like when we send it up to heaven.

Madeleine L'Engle

#27. Of course, there are questions that plague all of us. How did we get here? What happens when we die? Is there a heaven? Am I on the list? Who let the dogs out?

Bill Maher

#28. When we were little, we kept close to our mother in a dark alley or if dogs barked at us. Now, when we feel temptations of the flesh, we should run to the side of our Mother in Heaven, by realizing how she is to us, and by means of aspirations. She will defend us and lead us to the light.

Josemaria Escriva

#29. The majority of players are looking for reasons to fold. I am looking for reasons to play.

Daniel Negreanu

#30. Everywhere he touches is fire. My whole body is burning up, the two of us becoming twin points of the same bright white flame.

Lauren Oliver

#31. Heaven and earth are not humanistic - they regard myriad beings as straw dogs; sages are not humanistic - they regard people as straw dogs,

Sun Tzu

#32. And the fierce wind is an echo of angry childhood and of a very scared boy looking out the window - remembering my dead dog outside by the wounded house as the gray Texas dust gradually covered her up - and thinking: It isnt fair! Why cant dogs go to Heaven?

John Rechy

#33. It is not what you teach, but what you emphasize.

Don Meyer

#34. I heard somebody define heaven once," she said, looking at Pearl, "as a place where, when you get there, all the dogs you ever loved run to greet you.

Robert B. Parker

#35. Dogs go to heaven

Mark Twain

#36. Not everything has a happy ending, and not everything has an ending. Some things just kind of dribble away or cut off abruptly.

Susanna Kaysen

#37. Heaven is by favor; if it were by merit your dog would go in and you would stay out. Of all the creatures ever made (man) is the most detestable. Of the entire brood, he is the only one ... that possesses malice. He is the only creature that inflicts pain for sport, knowing it to be pain.

Mark Twain

#38. If you're hurting, don't be afraid to seek the help you need! Speak to someone - it may just change your life.

Demi Lovato

#39. Heaven and earth do not act from (the impulse of) any wish to be benevolent; they deal with all things as the dogs of grass are dealt with.

Lao-Tzu

#40. The childish urge to understand everything doesn't necessarily fade when the time approaches for you to do the most adult thing of all: vanish.

Clive James

#41. The whole Turkish empire is nothing else but a crust cast by Heaven's great Housekeeper to His dogs.

Martin Luther