Top 100 My Luck Quotes
#1. And knowing my luck ... that'll be the Engineer sign for Your mom's a skank.
Karen Traviss
#2. It's my luck that every time I feel I completely comprehend God's plan, I don't have a pencil with me.
Robert Breault
#3. Welcome to my world! I've been through it all, and I often pinch myself to believe my luck. I design jewlery, create cosmetics, perform comedy, act, lecture, write books, travel, have a fabulous daughter, and a phenomenal grandson-and I feel I'm the luckiest woman on the planet.
Joan Rivers
#4. So with my luck, I'll never make it in time to save the boy in the forest because my hair will have snagged on a tree branch a mile back.
Cynthia Hand
#5. Yeah. I'm pretty sure I spent a good part of the day making everyone uncomfortable as I stalked Anna, trailing her through Patti's house. And it's just my luck the whole lot would be here to witness my temporary madness - Kope, Zania, Jay, the twins, Blake, and worst of all, Patti.
Wendy Higgins
#6. When it comes to sex there are certain things that should always be left unknown, and with my luck, they probably will be.
Woody Allen
#7. She's my friend."
"Good for you."
"Just my luck," I said. "Finally meet my twin brother and, turns out, he's an ass.
Kelley Armstrong
#8. To build something, you need sirious people. There aren't any such, or my luck is that I don't find them!
Deyth Banger
#9. The head of state Has called for me by name But I don't have time for him It's gonna be a glorious day I feel my luck could change
Thom Yorke
#10. Most young women do not welcome promiscuous advances. (Either that, or my luck's terrible.)
Groucho Marx
#11. I never cease to wonder at my luck in having for my sister the woman who, more than any other woman in America, possesses all the qualities of true greatness.
Dorothy Gish
#12. Even if I stumble on to the absolute truth of any aspect of the universe, I will not realise my luck and instead will spend my life trying to find flaws in this understanding - such is the role of a scientist.
Brian Schmidt
#13. With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal!
Robert Orben
#14. There have been times when I've thought about it - but with my luck it would probably turn out to be only a temporary solution.
Woody Allen
#15. Yeah well, my idea of exercising is jumping to conclusions, carrying things too far, pushing my luck.
K. Larsen
#16. My teeth have never been touched. Why did I tell you that? Knock on wood. I've got a few scars over the eyes, a couple on the chin, a few on the beak and one across the cheek. But my luck is running out.
Brett Hull
#17. My luck is getting worse and worse. Last night, for instance, I was mugged by a Quaker.
Woody Allen
#18. Finally, a human man saw me as intensely valuable. Just my luck he was happily married and thought I was a freak.
Charlaine Harris
#19. I've met a few people in my time who were enthusiastic about hard work. And it was just my luck that all of them happened to be men I was working for at the time.
Bill Gold
#20. And I always found that the harder I worked, the better my luck was, because I was prepared for that.
Ed Bradley
#21. If I learn 1,000 techniques with my luck I'll go out on the street and be attacked by number 1,001.
Martin J. Whitman
#22. I don't push my luck. I don't worry about the results and therefore everything seems to work out well. That's something I've learnt over the years. The whole thing about the acting business is that it's a hit-or-miss game so I keep my distance from it.
Anthony Hopkins
#23. I could try to dematerialize and find my way back, but knowing my luck, I'd end up in a terrorist training camp. Or a men's prison. Or a feminine hygiene commercial.
Darynda Jones
#24. I'm a school dropout. So, at the age of 16, I moved to Mumbai to try my luck on some business.
Gautam Adani
#25. I remember when I was younger I used to write in my diary: I want my luck to be spread. "Never give me anything too lucky all at once. I'll take a little luck now and then, but spread it for seventy years. "Now that all of this is happening, I'm sure the rest of my life will be ruined.
Robert Pattinson
#26. It seems to have been my luck to stumble into various forms of progress, to which I have been of the smallest possible use; yet for whose sake I have suffered the discomfort attending all action in moral improvements, without the happiness of knowing that this was clearly quite worth while.
Elizabeth Stuart Phelps Ward
#27. My luck's no greater than yours or any man's. You need only sharpen your eyes to see your luck when it comes, and sharpen your wits to use what falls into your hands.
Lloyd Alexander
#28. Like a lot of young lads who dreamt about being a singer, I was a massive fan of Robbie Williams and couldn't believe my luck when, not only did I get to meet my idol, but sing with him, too.
Olly Murs
#29. I must remind you, my luck was not just shitty luck. It was super shitty luck. "It
Kristen Ashley
#30. Richard Burton came from the same town as me, so I thought I'd follow my nose, and follow my luck. I think I've been very lucky.
Anthony Hopkins
#31. As an actor I am always waiting for my luck to run out.
Tom Hanks
#32. Why is it no one sent me yet one perfect limousine, do you suppose? Ah no, it's always just my luck to get one perfect rose.
Dorothy Parker
#33. I get no respect. The way my luck is running, if I was a politician I would be honest.
Rodney Dangerfield
#34. The women in the play were really men, of course. The clock had just struck midnight and Cinderella was lamenting
'Goodness me, the clock has struck- Alackaday, and fuck my luck.
Kurt Vonnegut
#35. My story is really an affirmation of my strength and my luck. To live with a great artist like Ted Hughes or Mick Jagger is a very, very destructive role for a woman trying to be herself. In fact, it can't be done.
Marianne Faithfull
#36. I will ride my luck on occasion, but I like to pick the occasion.
Rex Stout
#37. My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Ed Furgol
#38. Either he's shaken by something or he's falling off the wagon hard and fast. Great. Just my luck to be partnered with an alcoholic angel.
Susan Ee
#39. I decided I would go to Chicago and try my luck as a writer after those eight months as a fireman.
Carl Sandburg
#40. My soul may be stoned an' my luck may be rotted but I can still cuss a cuss
David Mitchell
#41. Just my luck,' sighed the endolg. 'Twenty million people in the Realm and I get locked up with a wuss.
Herbie Brennan
#43. She's here, in front of me. Just my luck. I obsessed about her all night, working out a plan to find her and take her soul. After the disappointment in my kill last night, I knew nothing would satisfy me until I had her.
Only her.
Christine Fonseca
#44. Audition? What did you have in mind?"
He laughs. "Nothing too creative. I don't want to push my luck with the sexual harassment thing. Yet.
M. Leighton
#45. If my luck held, it wouldn't be a handsome Greek demigod looking for the love of his life or at least his love of a couple of hours.
Ilona Andrews
#46. I cannot live a life where I'm deprived. I'd much rather be five, 10 pounds heavier. With my luck, I'll get myself to that perfect goal weight, and I'll get hit by a bus. Then I'll be like ... looking at myself from some afterlife going, 'You idiot. You could have had that agnolotti, dummy.'
Drew Barrymore
#47. I feel I'd like to share my luck and my life. Being in love is the best thing in the world.
Susannah York
#48. I'm trying to focus on original material. That is what I've had my luck with.
Idina Menzel
#49. This has been, all in all, a memorable day. If my luck holds out, I should get hit by a truck on my way home.
Celeste Holm
#50. For poets that have had my luck,
Seldom write when they can kiss.
Alex Comfort
#51. Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was.
Mark L. Van Name
#52. Just my luck, if I believed in luck. I only believe in the opposite of luck, whatever that is.
Gregory Maguire
#53. Well, I would throw myself under the nearest bus, but considering my luck today, I'm sure it would break down less than a millimeter from me and just ruin my clothes ... Probably break my watch, too. (Taryn)
Sherrilyn Kenyon
#54. Goodness me, the clock has struck-
Alackday, and fuck my luck.
Kurt Vonnegut
#55. My luck was without equal, my life was a poem, and I was certain that one day, someone was going to write the beautiful tale of my dental autobiography. End of story.
Valeria Luiselli
#56. I got a six'n'six so maybe my luck was healin', so I thinked, fool o' fate what I am, yay, what we all are.
David Mitchell
#57. This is just my luck. Every time I try to go out and have a good time, someone ends up getting punched!
E.M. Abel
#58. A corresponding story was set to everyone of us, a story that we live as it would be true. My luck is that I remember my "past" life
Annarita Faggioni
#59. During my New York run, I injured my voice badly. I was getting increasingly hoarse, and it finally gave up. The doctor said I had two choices. Either cancel things, or try my luck and perhaps never speak again. That's not much of a choice.
Trevor Noah
#60. It'll be my luck that the worst candidate will pick up 'Fly Over States' as his election song. Then I'll be forever linked to that guy, whoever he is!
Jason Aldean
#61. There are so many ways to exit towards the Light, but with my luck, I'd be the one electrocuted by Diwali lights. Or the one who cracks her head falling off a footstool. I'd still be a jester, leaving the audience with a stitch in their sides.
Amruta Patil
#62. The way my luck is at the moment," said Polly, "I probably will get a tiny bit of money back, and as I leave the bank after picking it up, a bolt of lightning will come out of the sky and set it on fire. Then a piano will fall on my head and knock me down a manhole.
Jenny Colgan
#63. Against attempts on my life, I trust in my luck, my good genius, and my guards.
Napoleon Bonaparte
#64. Losing one's mother to a car crash at age four isn't a readily accessible idea of good luck, but I've come to accept it as the condition that was required for my luck to fall into place.
Allegra Huston
#65. I give you my love & my luck. Don't throw either away.
Kelly Moran
#66. Every time I sign a ball, and there must have been thousands, I thank my luck that I wasn't born Coveleski or Wambsganss or Peckinpaugh.
Mel Ott
#67. My luck at the gambling table was varied; sometimes I was fifty to a hundred dollars ahead, and at other times I had to borrow money from my fellow workmen to settle my room rent and pay for my meals.
James Weldon Johnson
#68. I never make conscious decisions. If my agent says to me, "It's a good script," I'll do it. I don't plan. I've got a lot of things to do. I'm at the roulette table and my luck seems to be running at the moment. I might as well stay there until it runs out.
Anthony Hopkins
#69. Like every other guide or wildlife lover who is eventually eaten or trampled, I felt that I had a bond with this herd that would make me safe with them. I wanted to try my luck again.
Peter Allison
#70. Ever the charmer, eh, Braden? (Sin)
Hold your tongue, Sin. (Braden)
I would, but with my luck, one of your giant Scottish bugs would land on it. Besides, it makes my hand wet and pruney when I do that. (Sin)
Kinley MacGregor
#72. Some people are doing Ouija boards at school but I'm not touching that shit. Knowing my luck, bloody Jack the Ripper would try to get in touch.
Rae Earl
#73. Just my luck, on top of everything else I had to take baboon medicine.
Rick Riordan
#74. People seem to like this image of me being all boho and hippy. It's either that or I'm down on my luck, I've got no money, the work's dried up.
Minnie Driver
#75. Just my luck, she thought. Here I am in the middle of nowhere, and Easy Rider comes to my rescue.
Susan Wiggs
#76. I give you my love & my luck. Don't throw either away.
Kelly Moran
#77. I hope that by modeling feminism in my own life, work and relationships that it will haut become an organic part of my daughter's life. But I'm also fully prepared for her to become a Republican as a way to rebel as a teenager - that would be just my luck!
Jessica Valenti
#78. A plaque at the door congratulated her for climbing 1,860 individual stairs, and she nodded as she caught her breath. "Just my luck," she gasped. "I'm going to have the best glutes left in the planet, and there nobody here to see them.
Dan Wells
#79. It's my luck to be at the frontier of what looks to be a resurrection of roots music on the international scene. That's really what reggae music is about: that voice against oppression and struggle.
Damian Marley
#80. What a prick! Isn't this just my luck?
Anonymous
#81. THE GAMBLER,THE NUN & THE RADIO
I never carry a gun. With my luck, if i carried a gun I would be hanged ten times a year.
Ernest Hemingway,
#82. I don't believe in luck. When I am diligent, my luck is generally good. When I am lax, my invariable turns bad.
Randall Dale Adams
#83. Annika called back, "Never would I give my daughter to a dog." Good luck with that one, Lachlain.
Kresley Cole
#84. I know we can't always know what medical surprises may happen during childbirth. But my hope is to go fully natural - no epidural, no interventions. Wish me luck.
Danica McKellar
#85. I have terrible luck. Last week my chauffeur ran off without my wife.
Henny Youngman
#86. In my experience there is no such thing as luck, my young friend - only highly favorable adjustments of multiple factors to incline events in one's favor.
George Lucas
#87. When I was a child growing up in Maine, one of my favorite things to do was to look for sand dollars on the seashores of Maine, because my parents told me it would bring me luck. But you know, these shells, they're hard to find. They're covered in sand. They're difficult to see.
Sarah Parcak
#88. The most important thing I gained from my travels was the knowledge that one could achieve anything with determination and an ounce of luck.
Stefan Waydenfeld
#89. Britney Spears became my talisman. I became obsessed with wearing Britney T-shirts. I felt it would bring me luck. And it did.
Madonna Ciccone
#90. Luck, like life itself, is no certain thing, but a loveliness which may alight upon my shoulder but more often seems to be some unknown brilliant quantity in motion.
William T. Vollmann
#91. I have a feeling that when my ship comes in I'll be at the airport.
Charles M. Schulz
#92. Not just my parents, but teachers, friends, mentors - a host of people are to be thanked for any success I have had, and a whole lot of just plain luck.
Ellen McLaughlin
#93. There's an old Japanese proverb - to wait for luck is the same as waiting for one's death. We make our own luck, my old friend." "I
David Leadbeater
#94. I write intuitively, and with most of my plays, I don't know what is always going to happen. This means I can sometimes go off on a wrong tangent, and with luck then rewrite it in a better direction. But it means I sometimes surprise myself as I'm going along.
Christopher Durang
#95. Also at the top of the list was my three day appearance on 'Press Your Luck'. In addition to the intense competition of each of those games, it slowly started to dawn on me in the minutes between tapings that I was winning some serious money.
Randy West
#96. If living life is an art , let us all become an artist
Rajdeep Mittal
#97. My own luck has been curious all my literary life; I never could tell a lie that anyone would doubt, nor a truth that anybody would believe.
Mark Twain
#98. Nobody in the world knew about Megan Fox until I found her and put her in 'Transformers.' I like to think that I've had some luck in building actors' careers with my films.
Michael Bay
#100. My biggest luck was the Terry McMillan era, because what happened after the phenomenon of 'Waiting to Exhale' is that publishing woke up. They said, 'Wow. Black people do read.'
Tananarive Due
