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#1. He was a dork, a dink, a dong ... Why should the male member be used as a term of abuse? No man hated his own dorkdinkdong, quite the opposite. But maybe it was an affront that any other man had one. That must be the truth. - Author: Margaret Atwood
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#2. It's often said when a baby is born so is a grandparent; well, for me it turned out that when I was born it was also the birth of a Ding Dong. - Author: Lisa A. Tortorello
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#3. From the beginning, when something was wrong I've been saying: 'Dilly-ding, dilly-dong, wake up, wake up!' So on Christmas Day I bought for all the players and all the staff a little bell. It was just a joke. - Author: Claudio Ranieri
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#4. Archery is not a sport for everyone. The equipment costs a lot, and it is not easy for everyone to find a place to play. It is perhaps similar to golf, but of course there are more golf courses than archery fields. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#5. PRECOGNITION, TELEPATHY, BULLSHIT! EAT MY DONG, YOU EXTRASENSORY TURKEY! - Author: Stephen King
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#6. Correct me if I'm wrong - the gizmo is connected to the flingflang connected to the watzis, watzis connected to the doo-dad connected to the ding dong. - Author: Pat Oliphant
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#7. The poorest people are not people without money, but people without memories of happier times when they're down - Author: Kim Dong-joo
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#8. Flowers bloom whenever their eyes meet each other's, and whenever they depend on each other. What does it matter if they wed in the snow or in the rain? They have each other to support and love, and that's all that should matter. - Author: Kim Dong Hwa
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#9. I believed that doing what the other person wanted was love. I did that, and for more than a thousand years I have regretted it. I don't want to repeat the same mistake. - Author: Kim Dong-joo
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#10. It was the best night of my life and not just because you kept calling me King Dong. - Author: Elle Casey
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#11. Archery requires very sensitive muscles. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#12. JOURNEY: If someone pulls out a dong, then I'm gone.
JUSTICE: Rhymed. - Author: Bijou Hunter
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#13. Twelve years ago, when I was on the Pine Ridge Reservation for 'Thunderheart,' I was dong research into Native American horses that had come into extinction. I was tracing certain Lakota bloodlines, and it became an obsession. - Author: John Fusco
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#14. I like you a lot and because I like you, I keep following you. To be honest, I can't hear either. No, I can hear, but I only wanted to hear what I want. That you liked me, that you wanted to be with me. - Author: Kim Dong-joo
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#15. I came hoping to see those eyes, but instead I return with my heart, leaving behind only flowers. - Author: Kim Dong Hwa
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#16. Rafael, the Rat King, stared at the carnage with black-button eyes. "She is dead."
"Ding dong, the witch is dead, - Author: Laurell K. Hamilton
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#17. Three men riding on a bicycle which has only one wheel, I guess that's surrealism. - Author: Dong Kingman
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#18. Most artists are surrealists - Author: Dong Kingman
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#19. I try not to push myself too hard, but I also need to perform and earn the results. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#20. No matter if you win or lose, the most important thing in life is to enjoy what you have. - Author: Dong Dong
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#21. Full fathom five thy father lies; Of his bones are coral made; Those are pearls that were his eyes: Nothing of him that doth fade, But doth suffer a sea-change Into something rich and strange. Sea-nymphs hourly ring his knell: Ding-dong Hark! now I hear them, - Ding-dong, bell. - Author: William Shakespeare
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#22. If Hollywood is the global producer for [media] products all around the world, that's of concern. If all audiences around the world know of America is what they see from Hollywood, then we're in trouble. - Author: Arthur Dong
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#23. You should've warned me," Tink muttered crossly. "I'm the one who had to see his dong swinging around
- Author: Jennifer L. Armentrout
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#24. Oui, oui, he snapped with an obvious lack of awe. Ding dong the demon's dead, now can we admire
our delightful handiwork someplace where the ceiling is not about to cave in and your oh-so-handsome
vampire is not about to become a dust bunny? (Levet) - Author: Alexandra Ivy
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#25. Part of the problem of being labeled a model minority is that everyone thinks you've made it, but that's far from the case. You can see that in the horrific stories where undocumented workers are trying to get into the country. That's the backlash. - Author: Arthur Dong
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#26. When you first get fame, you're so insecure that you just become a ding dong. - Author: Tate Donovan
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#27. A bond as important as that of a husband and wife, is the bond between siblings. - Author: Lee Dong-wook
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#28. The problem with representation in the media has very much to do with the conflicts between groups in the world. If you talk about Iraq, al Qaeda, Darfur, even Taiwan, representation is a part of that problem. - Author: Arthur Dong
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#29. I remember the 'Checkered Demon'. He's this little devil with this three-foot dong that just porks everybody. And that wa s my idea of what sex was about. And I was, Oh, wow! I can't wait. - Author: Leonardo DiCaprio
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#30. I've had some surgery and shoulder problems. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#31. Quit playing Marco Polo with my ass, Christopher Columbus. This isn't an exploration, so you aren't putting your ding dong in this donut hole - Author: B.B. Reid
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#32. Doing what others have done is skill.
Dong what few have done is talent.
Doing what none have done is genius.
Going where others have gone is competence.
Going where few have gone is excellence.
Going where none have gone is transcendence. - Author: Matshona Dhliwayo
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#33. Ding-dong," I said. "The bitch is dead. - Author: Jennifer Estep
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#34. You're sadly fucked up. And really homo, too."
Jared scowled. "Bisexual, fuck you very much, and unless I yank your dong it's none of your business anyway. - Author: Theda Black
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#35. You can't be invisible being Asian. You can't say "Hi, I'm white!" - Author: Arthur Dong
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#36. A man who becomes enchanted by the flower's fragrance stays only for a fleeting moment, but a man who comes because of love stays for a lifetime. - Author: Kim Dong Hwa
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#37. I started collecting in the late 1990s. My first purchase was from an auction, a scroll by Dong Qichang, from the early 16th century, the late Ming Dynasty. - Author: Jerry Yang
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#38. Sobriety sucked the biggest donkey dong in the world. - Author: Sarah Hepola
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#39. There are moments in your life when the big pieces slide and shift. Sometimes the big changes dong happen gradually but all at once. That's how it was for us. That was the day we discovered that friends can do things for you that your parents can't. - Author: Ann Brashares
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#40. What about Ding-Dong?"

"Detective Inspector Bell couldn't find his arse with both hands if you duct-taped them to it. Come on. - Author: Stuart MacBride
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#41. What should I do? The person I really like ... I told him not to play with bad people. But he won't listen. Really, what should I do? - Author: Kim Dong-joo
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#42. Frank nodded grimly. Well ... any goddess who throws a Ding Dong at a giant can't be all bad. Let's go. - Author: Rick Riordan
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#43. It was hard for me to believe. When recess was over I sat in class and thought about it. My mother had a hole and my father had a dong that shot juice. How could they have things like that and walk around as if everything was normal, and talk about things, and then do it and not tell anybody? - Author: Charles Bukowski
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#44. For us as Asian-Americans, I think the bane of our existence is one stereotype - 'Sixteen Candles,' the Long Duk Dong character. - Author: Daniel Wu
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#45. I had a strong desire to become an archer from the very first time I tried it. I forgot my other ambitions. I just wanted to compete in the Olympics. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#46. Meat and two veg is your knob," I tell him.

He frowns again, looking confused. "Knob?"

"Dick," I say, "penis, cock, nob, chopper, dong, cream stick, one-eyed trouser snake, prick, tadger, willy, bell-end, or dobber. Take your pick. - Author: Beckie Stevenson
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#47. Yo momma so poor that when I rang her doorbell, she said "ding-dong. - Author: Various
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#48. I'm getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime. / Pull out the stopper! Let's have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!. - Author: Alan Jay Lerner
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#49. To be perfectly frank, his ding-dong wouldn't have been what you might call the subject of an exhaustive search. Albert - Author: Kurt Vonnegut Jr.
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#50. The simple act of smiling at people makes the world a better place. Unless it's the day you decide to walk around with your dong out. - Author: Dana Gould
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#51. No Finn, ya ding-dong!
-Princess Bubblegum - Author: Paige Moss
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#52. Truth is, I think naked men are kind of strange looking what with their doodles and ding-dong hanging loose like they do. Nevertheless, there's the curiosity thing. I guess it's another one of those car crash experiences, where you feel compelled to look even if you know you'll be horrified. - Author: Janet Evanovich
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#53. Clandestine attempts between late 1999 and 2002 to obtain from North Korea technology related to 1,300km range ballistic missiles, probably the No Dong 300km range anti-ship cruise missiles and other prohibited military equipment. - Author: David Kay
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#54. If I couldn't see the colors, now that would be a problem. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#55. Your life will be the result of who and what you've been reading and the people you know. - Author: Rui Zhi Dong
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#56. Katherine -I wondered if this was how Dorothy felt when she woke up in Oz with all the little people squawking ding dong, the witch is dead. - Author: Lorraine Beaumont
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#57. Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo!
Ring a dong! hop along! fal lal the willow!
Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo! - Author: J.R.R. Tolkien
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#58. For me, seeing the target and not seeing the target doesn't make any difference. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#59. I used to play football at school, and I enjoyed really physical sports, but I now try to avoid any sports that might build up different muscles. That might have a negative impact on my archery. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#60. Social intelligence is a function of culture. In other words, the behaviours and characteristics one culture considers socially intelligent are not necessarily deemed socially intelligent by another. (Dong, Koper & Collaco 2008, 165). Social intelligence is something that we learn - Author: Anonymous
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#61. Ding-dong, the wicked witch is dead. - Author: E.Y. Harburg
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#62. Guys don't do that when they go out. Guys don't wear outfits that feature the dong. - Author: Brian Posehn
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#63. Ding dong, the witch was dead" murmured Merlin as Gwen headed down the path towards the lake. She turned around and smiled "you're not the wizard of OZ Merlin, you don't get to make that call" she replied icily before diving into the cool crisp water. - Author: Louise Gann
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#64. Come a day there won't be room for naughty men like us to slip about at all. This job goes south, there well may not be another. So here is us, on the raggedy edge. Don't push me, and I won't push you. Dong le ma? - Author: Joss Whedon
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#65. Doesn't prove she's dumped you for a gym rat with the face of Keanu Reeves, the anatomy of King Dong, and the charisma of moi - Author: David Mitchell
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#66. Tick Tock, The sun fell down; Ding Dong the moon took a peek, Ring Ding, It's Harmonizing my Insanity - Author: Whitney Smith
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#67. Who put the bomp in the bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp-bomp, who put the ram in the rama-lama-ding-dong? - Author: Barry Mann
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#68. Weddings seem to be magnets for mishap and for whatever craziness lurks in family closets. In more ways than one, weddings bring out the ding-dong on everybody involved. - Author: Robert Fulghum
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#69. You can hide things from the world, but you can never hide things from time. - Author: Kim Dong Hwa
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#70. Most artists are surrealists ... always dreaming something and then they paint it. - Author: Dong Kingman
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#71. Don't judge a person on winning or losing. - Author: Dong Dong
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#72. One more word that may be useful in the heat of passion: dong. Dong sounds like someone very important has just arrived. - Author: Joe Dunthorne
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#73. When I look down the range at the target all I can do is try to distinguish between the different colors. - Author: Im Dong-Hyun
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#74. The only thing you can trust in this world is money and your source of food. - Author: Kim Dong-joo
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#75. It is improper for one person to take credit when it takes so many people to build a successful organization. When you try to be top dong, you don't create loyalty. It you can't give credit (and take blame), you will drown in you inability to inspire. - Author: James Sinegal
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#76. What they lack in stature, they make up for with their mouths. - Author: Kim Dong Hwa
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#77. There's going to be a real ding dong when the bell goes. - Author: David Coleman
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#78. The heart of a woman is really strange. - Author: Kim Dong Hwa
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#79. Things that happen along the way determine the final result. I think the pain and suffering I went through in the past ... lead me here today. - Author: Lee Dong-wook
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