Life S A Bitch Quotes

#1. It's impossible." "Yeah, isn't it? Life's a bitch and then one stabes you.

Jeaniene Frost

#2. Life's a bitch, 'cause if it was a slut it would be easy.

Sophie Monroe

#3. Life's a bitch, then you rejuvenate and do it all over again.

Peter F. Hamilton

#4. I love to see a young girl go out and grab the world by the lapels. Life's a bitch. You've got to go out and kick ass.

Maya Angelou

#5. He was too old to be working, too young to be dead and too broke to do anything else. Life's a bitch, sometimes...

Chris Culver

#6. Life's a bitch. This is true. But she's my bitch.

Tatsuya Ishida

#7. Life's a bitch and so am I.

Pete Townshend

#8. Too bad, how sad, life's a bitch and then you die.

Elizabeth Lowell

#9. life's a bitch, and then one stabs you.

Jeaniene Frost

#10. Well, I guess life's a bitch and then you die
-Totally Captivated

Yoo Ha Jin

#11. Life's a bitch but i love it.

Iimani David

#12. Life's a bitch," I said.
"And then you die," Larry finished for me.

Laurell K. Hamilton

#13. Life's a bitch and then you keep on fucking living.

Will Elliott

#14. Life's a bitch and then you die and death's a bitch too. Only my life was lovely and I miss it so much.

Shalini Boland

#15. Yeah, isn't it? Life's a bitch and then one stabs you.

Jeaniene Frost

#16. Why couldn't she pick a nice, dark, quiet, deserted spot to do her evil machinations in?"
"Because she's an arrogant bitch and her main goal in life is to frustrate you before she kills you," Finn quipped.

Jennifer Estep

#17. Life might be a bitch, but love? She kicked that bitch's ass.

Alessandra Torre

#18. I had taken a bitch's man for way less meaningful purposes, so to take one to spare my life was a no brainer. Leave

Jessica N. Watkins

#19. He's come to learn that life is a bitter bitch. She is inherently unfair.

Ilona Andrews

#20. Not because I couldn't find God, but because suddenly I absolutely did: God was there, I realized, and God had no intention of making things happen or not, of saving my mother's life. God was not a granter of wishes. God was a ruthless bitch.

Cheryl Strayed

#21. We like to blame life for the problems we make,
We threaten to change, but it's always a fake;
We bitch and moan that everything's wrong,
Then we get right back to getting along.

Kim Stanley Robinson

#22. If I've learned anything in the past six months, it's that life is a fickle little bitch and there's not one damn thing I can do to tame her. It's almost laughable, really.

Ashley Herring Blake

#23. Hap, even tough I'm a racist castrating bitch that wants you to be better than you are, wants you to do something with your life besides be a knockabout, do you think you could find it in your heart, in your itty-bitty white man's dick, to get a hard-on for me? In other words, want to fuck?

Joe R. Lansdale

#24. There is never just one bitch in a fat, mad girl's life.

Rae Earl

#25. It's a bitch and life's a rollercoaster ride.
The ups and downs will make you scream sometimes.
It's hard believing that the thrill is gone,
But we gotta go around again, so let's hold on.
- Lie to Me

Jon Bon Jovi

#26. He'd never hit a woman in his life, but as Pam moved in for more, he couldn't shake the thought that it would feel so satisfying to connect his right elbow with this bitch's jaw.

Blake Crouch

#27. Life's not a bitch, life is a beautiful woman, you only call her a bitch 'cause she won't let you get that pussy.

Aesop Rock

#28. But truly? In my secret heart, Jalan? What drives me is that I will not let that bitch win. She has raised her hand against me and mine. She will die by my own hands. There's no life everlasting for that one. No new world. This is a war, boy. My war. I am the Red Queen - and I do not lose. She

Mark Lawrence

#29. Life is never going to give you a break. It's a hard, unforgiving son of a bitch, and when it steamrolls you over, there are two choices: stay down, or get back on your feet and fight.

Ali Novak

#30. It's really not my authority that you need to worry about. It's the fact that I'm a homicidal bitch who's balancing on the knife-edge of 'insane'."
"Balancing?" snickered Jared.
"All right, maybe I fell off the edge some time ago." She shrugged. "It makes life more interesting.

Suzanne Wright

#31. Life is the bitch and death is her sister. Sleep is the cousin, what a fuckin' family picture. You know father time, we all know Mother Nature. It's all in the family but I am of no relation.

Lil' Wayne

#32. But now I think he was trying to teach me to never feel entitled because life can be a cruel bitch at times.

S.A. Tawks

#33. Does that new man in your life call his ex "a slut", "a whore", "a bitch", "psycho" , "crazy", "a nutter" etc etc. Chances are, whatever he's calling his ex right now, he'll be calling you when things don't go his way. Be warned.

Miya Yamanouchi

#34. And who the hell was that twiggy bitch?" As soon as it's out of my mouth I regret it. All my life I've had a body worth commenting on and if living in my skin has taught me anything it's that if it's not your body, it's not yours to comment on. Fat. Skinny. Short. Tall. It doesn't matter. But

Julie Murphy

#35. Yeah, Life is a bitch and then you get stabbed.

Jeaniene Frost

#36. Oh the irony life sometimes throws our way. It's almost like fate plays a sadistic joke on us just because she's in a mood that day - fickle bitch that she is.

Suzanne Steele

#37. She's a sad, lonely bitch who needs to eat a sandwich and get a life." It

Kristen Ashley

#38. I reckon I'll be at the beck and call of folks with money all my life, but thank God I won't ever again have to be at the beck and call of every son of a bitch who's got two cents to buy a stamp.

William Faulkner

#39. She was a sarcastic bitch and when she was pissed off the sarcasm took on a life of it's own.

Suzanne Wrightt